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HUMOROUS DEBUT another story alltogether Opening View:At an airport-cant quite tell what country yet INT:AIRPORT Race car dirver ello- I say Im saint gill Afoomy-who has my limo-attention-I say! Lady oh excuse me [she bumps into-watch out] Race car driver hey your watch it you stupid lady-I clean-you not bump me! Lady oh-oh [harshed reaction] View:pan to view japanese airport-6 business men with komoto skirts but reg jackets etc walk towards Businuss 1 hey yor Afoomy-yor race Goatachini Racer yes-thats right-number 1 whats it to you Business 2 oh no no he not like questions Racer yeah really fuck off-and wheres the limo Business 3 come on what yor boxer-you fight this one gets reacted feins fists etc [Racer steps forward uses 1 leg to trip push to ground] Business 4 no-oh no-you bad business let go lets go Kiashoomishi [helps 3 to feet they walk away looking back a bit unhappy] View: Racer looks over to see a brown suited limo driver with card says Goatachini-Afoomy [Racer walks to with 1 luggage set at side before] Racer ok buster brown youre making too many hustle for me-better time next time ok? Limo ohreally-whats this a time trial-I just operate the limosine not a powder puff race car Racer what Ñd you say? Limo I said sorry charlie you got me yet [Racer punches in face] INT:TAXI View:in taxi with luggage leaving airport Taxi yeah we get all sorts of chumps tryin to get in on the cheuffer business-its crap thats what I tell Ñm you know shit Racer yeah that was the color of the uniform Taxi but you know-when it boils down to it-you can never be sure if someone who isnt happy in their place is really just trying to shake Ñn bake shit for someone elses lifestyle-like racers you got it good eyhe? Racer what you want more money maybe a trick one hundred for culture talk- forget it-you can fuckin forget it! [Taxi looks floofed-keeps normal driving then thusly] EXT:HOTEL View:when arrives at hotel drive through- 3 light brown guffy smallish dogs attack jist bark at Afoomy when gets from cab-he starts to get to pay money,taxi driver gets from cab-then as dog gets harsher closer he kicks and we see flying a few feet then money to taxi driver-who shakes and hurridly gets back in taxi walks in and a few patrons step aside-ish look at EXT:CITY View:next Afoomy has sort of japanese business suit dark grey only with racing stripe on each arm and a dude hat worn backwards-he counts some japanese money then we view hes at back streetish busy city-there is a night club it has 2 tits in neon blue blinking with name-enters door- then pushes aside doorway beads angrily-there are 2 topless dancers stupid music-at stage-walks to bar INT:CLUB Racer triple sweet georgia brown Bartender what you say? Racer georgia rum-you know georgia sweet brown Bartender yor mix drink the wrong way-I get Saki-you like Racer excuse me? Bartender yeah Saki [sets saki glass pours some] Racer fine-(under breathe)fuckin nip [grooves nap to dancing girls watching-a waitress swoower approaches him smiling] Waitress you like-I dancey girl too Racer oh yeah-how much Waitress I show you this one [she starts two legged bent hopping forward and pours a shot glass from tray at bar over top section a bwitly bweep sound occurs from Afoomy suit and he takes a ear tech to ear from pocket] Tech major moves-we gotta be on the look out for 3 major players Racer ok-got it-what do need me for- Tech well we were hoping you could check through the computer convention-theyll be there Racer when tonite-Im kind of busy Tech yes tonite-what do you think major move means-FCI over and out [Racer puts some money into bra strap revealed at shoulder] Racer sorry honey-Ive gotta catch a convention Waitress what yor married-I keep clean-come on you boy 50 more dollar [Afoomy pushes her away a bit as set to leave] Racer I said forget it-jesus lamb chop broad! EXT:CITY View:walks sidewalk-busy reaches major convetion-tent super dome- Checker 50 dollars American or you have ticket Racer yeah yeah-50 dollars for a nudey-50 dollars for a computey what can you do [pays enters walks 15 ft in looks-gets ear tech] INT:DOME Racer ok Im in-what am I spyin on here-can you help me with this Tech we got you-theyll be in black suits and 1 has a goat tee,rich-rich lookin Racer over and out [looking about sees a driving game-4 people at-] Racer hey hey-why dont you let a pro try [they step aside one leaves the driving seat,gets in and starts doing excellently they get excited about it-soon more people gather-finally checkered flag-step from seat 15 gathered cheer he raises fist in air] Racer yeah Im number 1-dont you try to forget that [sees the suspects walking from crowd one pats the other as if good show walks to them] Racer hello-you see my driving show-I show for all the important conventions Bad 1 yeah-you got a real talent mr Racer Afoomy of Goatachini racing-you look like formidable business men- you know were always looking for new sponsers-bring the team here to Japan for a year or so BAD 2 hey hey now that I like-what Ña you think Bad 3 formidable racing has always been a problem scince our company stopped supporting Dahtsun-ok-sure you go with us we talk about Racer over a drink Bad 1 sure sure we go Sushi place-you like uncooked fish mr Afoomy? Racer no-but that doesnt matter throw in some Saki and Ill yhank you for it [Ñha ha hathey respond Bad 1(goat tee)pats shoulder] INT:RESTRAUNT View:they sit at a sushi restraunt with sushi bar-theyre at a table,Bad 1 crackes open a live crab and swashs a ton of wasabi on and eats,Afoomy watches Bad 2 so we like to see the grand chis they show much talent-like yor Racer grand prix-I think is what you mean Bad 3 chi prix fichi-what does it matter-its a true champion to win-thats what count Racer maybe I win this one-you like to sponser Gaotachini-this time I take the Japanese national Bad 1 how do we know youre car driving is as good as youre video game [says harshly,sends knife into still alive crab skull into table Afoomy looks at as the others are quite for a second then the Bads luagh] Bad 2 no-you got the tricks-hes just pretending Racer ah ok-yeah I got the way with real cars like what you saw-dont even worry about this one Bad 1 and so I think its appropriate we discuss the terms View:a waitress arrives and pours Saki-they drink-talk-luagh-drink-reset images Bad 1 ah ha well- 2 days ago I said to the fish market man-if you take youre eyes off the fish for 1 second Ill rip there and youre scales off- Bad 2 but the poor old man didnt know what he was saying Bad 1 so I pushed him back-falls onto a fish-and scales on his hand-shookin old weeney Racer ah haa Bad 1 then I take his had put to his face-these!these scales right on you hand dummy! [the Bads laugh-Afoomy nods] Racer well I tell you one time when I drive race car home straight off track-I drink too much-and nearly crash into and old wad of grandma shit! [they all luagh] Bad 3 thats good show-I put one too many from girly action bar and walking home a few kids-bumped into me-then guess what happened [they all just ÑI dont know] Bad 3 I ripped one of the girls blouses off and threw onto 1 of the boys-and I say see this what make you a man-yor watch where yor going next time ok! [they all laugh] Racer ha ha you got girl good that time-little fuck ups-they learn to walk the right way Bad 1 ha ha Ill say-my teach kid fuck ups too many teachings when-yor wise like me even one ruff house kick to the face could be yor good [they all laugh] Racer yeah right on-ok well I got to go now-my hotel is written-pone number-we make contact to Goatachini [they still laugh a little as Afoomy gets to leave table] Bad 1 ok good one-good friend I call soon INT:HOTEL View:at hotel,drunk still-walks steps to 3 story wide gallent steps-then barking and the same dogs are there at steps landing-he starts to go quicker then we see him kick one which flys past screen-opens room door-sets key on dresser takes off jacket-takes tech from INT:ROOM Racer my contact worked perfectly-they want to sponser Gaotachini racing Tech ok great work Afoomy-now we need you to find some ways past their security at the MegiKia building Racer ahh MegiKia-they make a chip that once was used by Goatachini for autoshifting-I should have known these chumps were avid race fans Tech ok well enough with the cutey business-just check what we need to get past their alarms-then well send an agent with the equipment-for you Racer for me to break in and do some secret cookie boy scuffing about Tech yeah thats right-secret cookie boy spying-you got a problem with that Racer no-no(looks at pant leg-blood from kicking dog)thats justy fine-communications stop View :Afoomy walking to entrance-major building-factory,similar buildings at that area-enters the glass 2 front doors-and a black-oriental woman-in oriental clothes approaches INT:BUILDING Woman ah mr sant gill Afoomy-youve been greatly ecpected I give your pass card-then you go through this door- [she swags to a door-he takes pass and enters] View:on other side the 3 Bads wave and show he should slide pass through comp to get access through glass door,he slides pass super fast-computer gurgle bleeps,door doesnt open-he turns card around again super fast-same problem-he sets with pass other hand at the start of tech-like pernicious-when Bad 2 uses card at other side and opens door Bad 2 sorry they not make race pass machine yet Racer oh-oh ok-well then-nice building-did you know(with 3 Bads start walking) that Gaotachini racing once used a MegiKia chip for winning major races Bad 1 yes yes I ment to tell you-of course that stopped but we still want to friends Racer yes-thats what I say-good ol friends we and MegiKia Bad 1 aah so look here View:shows looks through to lab that has 6 workers with faces painted and clown smiles sometimes one sets on a gurney klike feature and quickly snatches hand in machine that blasts a ray-switching the chips side Bad 3 his is where we use UHV special power to blast power to our products-the lab people they have to use face paint to live through it Racer ahh I see-quite a technical supremacey [1 girl worker-screetch yelps-pulls hand away from machine-the Bads and Afoomy look with confusion] Bad 2 of course sometimes a novice girl gets her hand into the wrong place-but what can I say-thats the price of competition [they continue to an elevator] Bad 3 speaking about power competition-Im sure youll find the 5 million dollar first agreement-an answer to all that we have hoped to arrange [they get into elevator] Racer yes-thats great-my only hope is to win 5 major races-you could get a return you know Bad 1 well the name MegiKia on the car will be the first soklution-but with saint Afoomy driving-one never knows Racer Im a ruffy and Im proud to show it and when I win a race the whole team knows it-and when I have a new sponser this I will answer-yes I win this one! Bad 1 o ha hao ok lets make a signed agreement in my office now View:they walk to office door 2 women-in sumo wrestling-twisted tops-and face masks kneel at the door sides-they look away and open with doorknobs-Bads and Afoomy walk in-there is a meremaid(oriantal)spinning changing lights-and a bar with 20 seats at left and a placate (4 steps)with desk-and comp screen at wall next to INT:OFFICE Bad 1 you like my humble crap house Racer yes,yes,the bar is quite equisite-and her-the lights-thats really glowing Bad 2 you should see when it goes to 60 Rpms and water flys off it-the whole office- except the blocked off desk area gets wet-then we make the chicks take off their tops [they all laugh-step to the desk Bad 1 takes a few papers from desk and a pen and sets-Afoomy standing opposite from-signs name on 4 papers-] Bad 3 when the race starts-do you ever-you know get scared that maybe-a squirrel will run in front of you Racer or-theyre rodents my enemies-I win race this time with ease if they didnt cheat -thats what I always say [they luagh a bit] Bad 1 unless of course-you need to use Maylanta-how many shows can yourun- at one time [they laugh] Racer maybe when I get problems with my health-well actually I just dont drive tht day Bad 1 aah well what can you do-lets have a toast to this-shall we gentlemen View:they go to bar,Bad 3 mixes ice-shaker-vodka and pepsi-then pours into smaller glasses for each of them Bad 1 let us sayum..for each new world of power we need-so shall we win-endless greed! [Ñah aaah aah haaetc-they drink] INT:HOTEL View:at the hotel Afoomy speaks to the desk clerk Racer you know because these-dogs they try to attack me every time-I dont think I make much way to my room safely if- Clerk well-mr Afoomy-Im sure it was just an isolated incedent-if you can get the name of the owner then- Racer name-I dont think they have an owner-theyre just stray rabid muts-trying to kill me like rat! Clerk no-oh no- that cant be-I assure you when we have an opportunity to contact- Racer just forget it you fuckin ass-I beat the dog next time you look nose other way-then you see what I mean View:clerck shakes-looks back to as if working-Afoomy walks steps(det duh-music) pauses at first landing against the wall-then at 3rd story hallway-suddenly a mass jumps out at him-he kicks harshly-we view 2 (oriantal man,stupid brunette chick)in black sneaky clothes-the agents Man owe! Racer sorry-you jump too fast-and scare me Female enough with the formalities-follow us smoothly [she rolls on floor the Man does Afoomy trys to walk,but woman crawls to quickly(4ft)and grabs arms-] Woman you have to roll- [view the 3 roll 4 times then go into his hotel room] INT:ROOM Racer well I got a few-images with this- [has cord eye camera and a little disc holder-picture taker] Man ah ha-ok let me fix- I run through teli-ketronic-kopulater View:has a 4 inch comp that plugs top camera-images of the places he was go through while graphs etc go alive- Racer oh and the golden beauty-a pass-ah aah haaa did I do good or what Man check this [hands pass to woman after Racer to him-then Man takes tobbaco pack and rolling papers and proceedes to make a fresh rolled cigarette which he lights and starts smoking] Racer youre allowed to smoke at a time like this Man no-maybe-I dont really know-my favorite quick finger trick is to roll one so I tell them its practice- Woman ok we got it all-we need to get to the lab-and make some alarm busters then well be back Racer ok-roll carefully-each of you-oh and watch out for dogs- [at door-the 2 leave-as get from hall we hear grrling dog-then a bark and a female yelps] View:Afoomy-gets to tank top-and boxers-socks-at bathroom-uses hair gel and comb-just in respite-then pours cologne into hand a lot-then slow motion slaps against his chest as smiles Racer aaah-nothing like some good hair gel and cologne to relax an evening-hmmm I wonder if ther Ñr any hot chicks at the resteraunt View:goes to room turns on tv with remote-chinese cooking show-in english Cook so then if it gets hot-hot oil-yeh(looks puts hand to ear audience yeh!)-then you know you can make this happen and what is that-yeh(again-yeh!)-you can make a sand ray-burn to death-aaah aah ahaaa [places live sand ray into wok-it spazes-he slams lid on] Cook oh baby-you gotta get the vegi goin now-yeh(yeh!)no thats right I dont mean potatoes and beats-all vegitables-chinese wonder garden-our lovely Telana Reese will bring this-(a boopy female blonde wheels in cart with tons of vegetables)-now that my mooky fishy is dead-use many-many fresh vegis(he takes hand fulls and throws into wok)-oh oops-wait I forget to slice-well thats ok two styles open face-and chopped face we do open for this evening you like yeh!(yeh!) [a woosh a zylaphone sounds and several of the audience stand at the counter at side place 4 ft free-cook pours/puts the wok contents takes 2 cleavers and starts wildly chopping-one person goes to take piece-cook side taps cleaver-warns-tush with at a hand] Cook uh-watch that-be carefull around knives-no ok there you go [at Ñnotakes piece of fishskate and flips from cleaver to a mouth catch female camera shows closer-as she lifts looks roofwards and starts chomping!] Racer aaah ok.jeeze thats a smart show-maybe not for cooking-actually hmmph Ill get room service [sits at bed looks at card,dials] Racer hello room service- Phone yes-this is hotel room services-are you requesting-linnen-bath-tourist-oils- barf bags-gambling-masseus-aerobics-weight training-or food Racer funny-food please [phone clicks-changing to food service] Racer hello-foods-not oils-linnens and all that Phone yes-we got all youre needs deserts,cakes-golden sushi-no fakes-steaks -and fries-burritoes even-but dont question that which we will bring to apetiiize- Racer hmmm-you know youre a fuckin smart ass Phone excuse me sir.. Racer uh yes two tempura two french fries- two Wild Questing Horror Goat beers, and uh-what do you recommend for desert again Phone sorry sir you were so mean to me the first time-I dont think I can Racer pie-what come on here-cake-ice creame whats youre best Phone oh oh ok tapiaoca creame pie ice cream with trump shavings two dashes of cognac and 3 pieces of a chocalote easter bunny saved all the way from easter Racer aahh now thats what I call desert-way to go food dude! Phone thanks-thats how I say-desert is for our best customer today-with frozen caramel or without? Racer what!what the fuck-no no frozen caramel-see my door service in half an hour View:later answers door-the srevice has a 3 ft pony tail-and sweat dripping from face step in with cart-we see a hacked apart chocalate bunny at desert,then raises hand to open a platter-there is a tuft of bloody dog hair Racer oh no what happened they attacked you? Service yes,yes,very terrible fight-I back flipped-3 cross arm blocks then tried to killarm black belt neck kill one-but it jumped away too fast-I only ripped some of its hair off Racer see the desk clerck didnt believe me-well then I set you with extra fee for problems-maybe one day you and I settle this-like knights of revenge Service thank you,thank you-enjoy View:oriental bows leaves-extra money is counting the money as approaches steps-suddenly 1 of dogs flys from high growl wraffing and tackles to ground the servicer-they growl-scaff punch wrestle on ground EXT:HOTEL View:a black Ferrari gets to the hotel front-a rcae car driver Miller Pedro Kalmay, Ferrari racing-and girlfriend brunette-lipstick is miffed-has two arm Fuffs like roofa dancers-and normal dress Kalmay hello-can some one of you sucker fools please valet my finer vehicle than youll ever own! Girlfriend oh Kaly-how can you let one of these brutes drive your car Kalmay I dont know-just a rebuff problem-how do they say in french ginneia see nono kay Girlfriend youre so silly [slaps shoulder as they walk into hotel] INT:HOTEL Hotel matron oh monsieur Kalmay-how pleased I am youre staying here-incedentaly another sports driver by the name of saint gill Afoomy is at the hotel as well -please-any luggage for you- Kalmay Afoomy-Afoomy!damn-get a load of that honey-that damn Italiano fool that always gets violent when he loses is staying here Girlfriend oh-oh no-well-we want to be on a separate floor! Hotel matron very good-of course youre suite is completely separate-excuse me for asking but didnt you lose to him in the first World Japanese 24 hour doomsday race? Kalmay excuse me [angry-calmy removes jacket folds at arm-hands to girlfriend] Hotel matron oh-uuh- Mifi-Gigi-Chichi-attend-sett asis guard attend! View:shouts and the three dogs run in and tackle Kalmay,view a bit of harshing then scaffed-and torn screetches with girlfriend from hotel with car INT:HOTEL View:at dancing spot at side of hotel restraunt Afoomy stupid dances with oriental woman in oriantal dress to stupid disco like music Girl what yor name? Racer you dont recognize me-lovely flower Girl yor parents hippies thats ok Racer whatever-lets relax with a drink [takes her hand to the bar] Racer two-uhh mississipi dunken browns Tender two browns-you got it [takes whiskey and vodka into glass then grates cinnamin into-they drink he puts money] Girl so-all the way from America-why yor travel to the land of the rising sun Racer I thought that was China Girl doesnt matter-what do you do for living Racer Im the famous race car driver saint gill Afoomy!jeeze youve not been too well cultured for a hooker [she slaps him and leaves] Racer damn! View:speaks to desk clerck leaving shoutingish to Racer Im going for a night of action if those pieces of shit attack me when I return you cen bet there gonna be on a death wish EXT:CITY/INT:CLUB View:walking to same club as before-enters 4 topless dancers classical music-a 14 year old girl at front-removes her bra from under shirt twirls around and throes onto a dancer-the crowd yeahs!Afoomy watches standing-blinks looks closer to see that girl is 14 the same waitress approaches Waitress hey American-ooh no wait Italian-cooley-want to see some more of me? Racer oh do I you dont know what Ive been through scince I got to Japan Waitress yor sit over here I show special dancing View:sits at side table boothe-she starts waggling chest-then when a crash in classical music she kicks and turns around bending over waggles that then next crash she slaps her ass-then puts 1 leg on boothe-curl sets high sock from above knee to ankle Waitress there feal that-smoothe Racer aaah yup-you shaved nicely I can feal it Waitress guess what else I shaved Racer I dont know Waitress my pussy! Racer yeah I want you to do it this fancy dancing! Waitress for a pooka poo looky loo itll cost ya more dollar [he gets money and tucks into her dress waistband] View:next view him cold on the table-the Waitress has her top off and is swill with it over him-waffing about we pan to view the 14 yearold girl on the stage her top off-tits-hopping the 2 legged forward as the 4 dancers put tits at her face swining INT:HOTEL View:Afoomy walks hall to door hotel-from above the 2 agents tackle him to ground-hes burnt they take one arm each and into the room INT:ROOM Man well well,a night on the town-whod of guessed a great secret agent like you [starts to make cigarette] Girl well any way listen-these are 4 techy numbers the first will take you into the front the second past the pass machine-the 3rd acceses the elevators and the 4th can be used to take comp files-undercover [she sets the techs on desk] Racer and if they dont work and I get busted Girl thats just a risk youre to deal with-but were good-the equipments good dont worry Racer did I say I was worried-I just wanted to know if I could find you and kill you for fucking it up for me Man yes-yor take many risks-sometimes I know you even kill-but tomorrow night we just have you get info ok hero Racer are you opining me-of course I know what to do-just keeping the status qou between you and me Girl oh-you have the cooking show on-its so smart-I always bake a pie or some kind of fancy after watching-watch what happens with the knives-look look at that-lightening- [she switched the tv on with remote-they look] Cook ok 1-2-ok 123-ok 1 to 5 ok now cut now I cut 1-2-6 if yor get to fancy restraunt and they say my good with knives you just laugh at them-spit the food back in their faces-because youve wacthed my action-my show does this number 1 style yeh!(yeh!)-ok super finals of the cutlery game-I take you get a piece-here we go 1-2 1-2 5-6(they get pieces of chooped food thrown from cleavers 10ft catching in mouths-show shows this) Man oh ho hoh oo the one grnadma bitch missed the food-ha ha Racer you think one so practiced as this cooker uses the black arts to get so good Girl oh yeah-theres all sorts of legendary crossovers from karate to chef and Kinjite overlords to cutlery food conesuirs Racer you serious-wow-I might remember some of that shit the next time I see a jammer-at a sushi place Man but you watch it-just because the fiend is a chef now doesnt mkean his vows of loyalty to the underground are broken-I suggest you use a gun if you start to argue Girl well-anyway-well be back after you get the goods-then word has it youre gonna be makin some endorsement work happening- Racer you got it-this one is Goatachini-with MegiKai super go-green light sasys we get together with this one [says as acompanys them ,they exit room] Racer shheesa loiusa-can fools in black tights with wits like that really be FCI- I think I use shampoo for soap and wash my troubles away View:walks to bathroom-view door ajar-shower goes on- then view towel body-about shoulders and hair wrapped-some steam-leans forward to mirror and puts on lip glaze-kisses the mirror-then from shaver kit-unzips-quickly gets a black band that says IFC put about left upper arm Racer kiss goddbye racer-and hello IFC agent [all swile] INT:ROOM View: sleeping-sun is setting(slept through the next day)-view hall the 3 dogs are growl ruoof running hall from steps clueless just the harsh effect-the alarm at table goes zippy ringing non-stop he feals for it-lifts back cover has black tank top with formulae one car on front and back(silver)and arm band and swaps the clock harshly sending it breaking into desk. Racer aaah what the fuck even my Gaotachini isnt that fog horn assed [gets luggage from closet opens on bed] View:takes a black jacket-some techo zippers-then a black 45-4 separate sized silencers- smoofs them with hands then chooses middle one-a mini grapling-with own gun-2 double sides knives 4 in blade all black except 4 cm at blade-3 smoke bombs that say happy birthday eisenhower on them-2 binoculars 1 pair-dark green front the other purple takes (view looking through room each color)- Racer ye I ye yeah-purple blends smoothly for this evening [then takes a cross band bullets only their small-he takes looks at then looks about room-sets it to 45 throws two pillows on top eachother quickly and fires 10 or so machine gun like into bed through ] Racer yeah thats smoothe-keep this baby INT:HALL/EXT:HOTEL View:sets strap over t-shirt-jacket over that- view step from room-is cautious-uses binocluar and sees the first image of dogs chasing from steps to hall-he busts fast opposite direction and breaks through the glass window-fires grapling at light (25 ft)it punctures the raff-and he fly 5 ft from ground-then wrapping around it 5 times till hes about 10 ft off ground- Racer shit! [sets switch-which makes electricity go through wire-un hooks grapling he jumps to ground as wire returns-then he dashes towards bushes and jump dives over 6 ft 4 ft wide ] EXT:CITY View:next view senaking next to building-turns and across street is Megi-Kai building gets to front glass doors section opens first box inside a note says ha ha got you sucka glass cutter and arm cutterlooks at- Racer ok thats not very funny EXT:BUILDING/INT:BUILDING View:takes glass cutter makes 4 in hole-then gets pieces of liitle poley device and snaps together as goes in 7 ft-then wedges 60 degrees(has scissors at end)-looks at diagram in case-final 10th piece and swaggles it onto desk-then moves it to place-over phone wire is about to tap button-then moves to another barely exposed wire and it snips it pulls the pole back quickly recasing-etc and opens the door-with a electro card against tippr toes to the pass machine closes eyes as opens 2nd case looks note saysyoure in guess 50% 50% was right! takes fake pass-slides through slowly-comp bweepes etc-hear unpressure at door puts away to case goes through door looks in lab at hall sees a burned lab coat lying on the ground takes a mini-picture-at elevatore sees camera in corner truning towards and dive rolls under neath hitting wall-takes a tech magno chip throws against stays on camera-then stands gets 3rd tech-uses lazer cuuter to open panel metal and attaches two wires the elevator arrives looks inside for camera-isnt steps in and again cuts panel and uses two wires from tech-goes to 2nd story-opens 2 cameras viewed(our view too)with binocluars-he puts back and dashes hall-dive rolls one time then opens a door-inside are computers- INT:COMP ROOM Racer ahh at least I got the data room right-lets see here now-which one of these babies has the chops- [he runs tech over each stops at 4th-turns on screen goes on] Ñwelcome please enter secret file code [he puts same tech to screen which makes random fill 10 slots-] Ñwelcome scientist do you wish to visit shopping-vacations-inventory-porno-or chip data [he types por-then erases types chip data the info arrives] Ñused once for Goatachini racing the new calibrations shall heretofore begin a new era in gremlin monkeywrenching-6 weeks after introduction to factory units all units shall remove mechanical data and begin reckless destruction- used against normaly shoe factories and child movie figurines may also apply to wepons divisions of governments-optioned by the U.S to be used against Afghanastan,Russian,and Tiawenese factories-of which 6 are shoe products and 1 is a nuclear weapons facility-program exceedes expectations and the process may be excelled to 1 week in some scenarios-please enter any new data-Ñ Racer ah ha-FCI workin the closed circuit-no wonder they chose me-well- I dont have much a choice [sets tech data into disck slot(a wire)then it beeps etc-data flows on screen] View:fades black-see a shoe factory with robotic arms-the arms start to go crazy cutting about etc-4 workers get caught between 4 machines turned from conveyer one gets burned across face(lazer)then 1 chick screems and rushes into one as if to get-it closes raises her in air and snaps her neck-fade black INT:HOTEL/INT:ROOM View:Afoomy has reg diner jacket on-tech jacket folded over arm-walking steps hotel a rumbling barking beginning sounds and gets louder as he makes quickly to 3rd hall then as front dog in distance from broken window runs goes to slow mo-he aims gun fires and nabs chin front dog-see wound it hients and growfs fallen-he breaks into room shuts door,tosses jacket-bullet strap-gun on bed-goes to bathroom-uses hair gel with comb- INT:ROOM Girl hello!agent Afoomy! Racer yes I just fixing some hair gel- [gets to room-agents there] Man you succeeded yes? Racer ha ha you try to make joke me-not cool-but yes-the data techs got the entire story-factory defuncting chips-mostly shoes- Girl but sometimes nuclear weapons-isnt that right? Racer thats it-any advice on how to act with these new endorsers-I mean I can cover my tracks pretty good-get it cover tracks Man ah ha ha yes racer-thats good we dont think anymore problems untill we decide wether to bomb their building or do inside work Racer you been to one of the local nightclubs yet-theyre pretty nice Girl yeah?what y get goin on there some Saki and dancing Racer you could say that-one girl said she shaved- Man her pubic hair off and asked for extra money-been there done that- always a trick show when the dancey girls get goin Racer well well-I gues I dont need to explain Girl sillies-ok well we gotta be goin- well check in in a few days-lay low-and if they mention the break in-just say that burglars are crafty these days- one you know tried to rip your race car-last month Racer ok got it-oh watch out for some dogs-one is injured- [as closes door they leave] View:next day-normal attire hotel room someone knocks at door answers Man hello mr Afoomy-you are that man are you not? [in ritzy silk suit with dragon banner tied around chest and a dagger set on shoulder like a pin] Racer yes-you are? Man Im here to present an invitation for a special dinner at the estate-as a guest to MegiKai-this evening-business attire is appropriate Racer ok let me ask you-why is there a dagger resting on your shoulder Man that-son-is a way to represent the MegiKai warriors who seek to better the business and make the world a safer place to live [presents invitation,Afoomy takes] Racer ok-I accept dagger man-and I accept an oath to better the world in my own way as well as with Gaotachini racing-do you understand that? Man uh sure sure-I am seeking always a way to slice natures diseases in half and carry the blade of power- Racer as a dashing knife should carry the wound of enemy to a thousand graves when tomorrow only Man represents the forgotton beast of terror againt those who wake when the death of light in the tunnel against Racer open yet closed wounds that the duaghter of mercy has left forsaken with or begotton of child that Man only feeds on the milken breasts of the disease of the world the undead child whos name shall fall against purity Racer thank you-thats what I ment to say-thank you [closes door] EXT:ESTATE/INT:DINNING AREA View:arriving at the estate drivey way parking area just beyond-limos different styles the first has a black man in pink suit and tan hat-next 2 muscle tuff dudes with daniel boon hats and tails clipped at back-2 chicks with who have skunk tails clipped at back-old oriental harsh robe karateish costume beard- a regular karate oriental with straw karate hat-rickmihn tattoos shirtless silk gold slacks-finally Afoomy-racing jacket-view gathered floor seated at table with a matted placate area next to-Bad 1 at far end-Bad 2 Bad 3 next- old,rickmihn,karate-blackman 2 tuffs-2 chicks other side-female traditional attire serves food some at table before Bad 1 so we gather to feast and the night time speaks like a supple jasmine vine- such tempura and temper of insight hmm Old yes wise flowers spring unduely at the weather-gormae sushi and servants of dark power [deh deh deuh-harsh music at statement] Bad 2 ahh next course live eel rotated by our own lovely flower on a skewer to perfection View:she takes skewer into basket brought and sliuces 10 eels onto-they harsh about-then flame unit goes she rotates skewer on-they watch as some skeetch-its harsh- some table effects get knocked over-then she sets at Bad 1 Black-next view desert a cake with a fish real looking pastry is set at table Bad 1 ahh let us toast Saki to the final action of this grande meal-..that being [looks to guests they all mumble responddesert!] View:they wait a moment the service girl steps back-the cake explodes with animal innards she gets server(desert plates there)and sets pieces of cake and innards at- Afoomy gags and regurges cake and innard-takes Saki gwoosh Bad 1 and now the moment weve all been waiting for the tournament begins! [stands he claps twice and 2 skinny shirtless chinese dudes enter quickly with zylaphones at side wall-and play-Afoomy looks estranged at the incedent forming] Bad 1 first we will have great rivals-my own personal wonder match interest for this evening our MegiKai fighter versus Burt Boone! View:swaffes hand(zylophone introduces as they take off jackets-Bad 3-tuff) they step to placate-then the server girl arrives with 2 cuthulu swords and two machety ish chinese swords on pillow-that has smiley faces and bullet smiley faces they get to take-and grab same then next grab same-finally they each take two of same style machety Bad cuthulu Burt,Bad 3 does show styling-stepping back-Burt throws one and recatches almost to 17 ft ceiling-zylaphoning continues they duel-a scrape on Bad 3-tail clip cut off -2 close swipes at Bad 3 neck-back roundhouse kick Bad 3 after a bit more dueling then runs 1 sword through stomache Burt-goes through back,the guests applaude,2 ninjas run in and take away the nearly dead-Burt-looking Afoomy sees eyes shut just as taken from room Bad 1 ah ha ha bet you didnt know racing lifstyle could get to such a prestigious dinner party Racer uh no I didt reailize the invitation was to a dinner with a death match fight Rickmihn step over to youre grave fool View:stands to karate-they get to placate presented with 1 sword 1 dagger-mihn takes dagger karate sword they battle a bit-then mihn kicks the sword away-throws dagger side flitch from 10 ft karate just gets it from face slow motion-then more fighting-then after a few punches against karate mihn does kalo kilo and makes ether dragon fly it scratches wounds pretty badly karate-mihn does high stationary flip and recatches dagger from wall and throws into chest-turns to front window as walks toward smashes open supernaturely and walks away-rebuff-ninjas take karate away Bad 1 ah well always an interesting match with an evil fighter like rickmihn now mr Black Cootina versus Old Chinshi-staffs-with daggers are the weapon of choice! View:the weapons presented Old does show of weaponry-then Black removes jacket and t-shirt-wings sprout and floats in air 4 ft Black they dont call me the Cootina terror for nothing Old ah ha ha very funny like tina the fairy-you not funny enough for me to stop from killing you on this evening though Black watch out old man-youre about kiss youre ass goodbye View:moves forward fake magic spinning 1 leg to kick-Old steps back blocking with staff 5 times then Black lands at ground they staff fight-then they each knife kip into eachothers legs 4 times in confusion-then a bit more then staff to staff then in slow motion they step back staff daggers cut eachs neck-they fall to ground Afoomy ooh a tie-thats too bad Bad 1 well-now mr Afoomy versus Killroy Boone View:the two girls applaude and boo and hiss as Afoomy gets to placate the weapons are 2 regular traditional chinese swords Afoomy ok-lets say that this is the last time you get to wear that stupid fucking disneyland hat the world will thank me ehy-ehye View:looks to others then the chicks -they applaude in agreement(except chicks) Afoomy twirls sword once trys to hold inverted-then realizes doesnt work and holds regular set to go-Killroy attacks with many swipes Afoomy steps back blocking each time then makes 3 arounds go sword to sword then they duel 1 arm in air traditionalish-then Afoomy takes two hands to sword and engine reving sounds and he breaks Killroys sword in slow motion-then Killroy drops to floor starts sobbing Killroy no no please please dont kill me [the chicks look escue then to others-the 3 Bads stand with 45s-at Afoomy he looks we see him take sword high then from estate a chick screem and lightening flys about-aaaghaaghhaaghaaghgh ] INT:HOTEL View:Afoomy walks into lobby hand at eyes-harshed-consierge walks to Hotel ahh I take it you find the culture of the simple bright lights and fresh sea food relaxing? Racer listen fuck face-I just made my way into the highlander dimension through evil karate and a death match at a black undergrounders estate that supposed to be a nice dinner event-dont be so so stupid Hotel aaah well perhaps youve had a bit too much of the old grout grain powty ping rice ching-let me help you past the guard dogs for this evening to your room View:Racer stumbles into nearly walking hall to room held mostly Hotel-the 3 dogs sit winning 1 with bandaged paw they go past to door-seeing the tention INT:room [next day answers a cell phone at hotel room] Racer yes ok 2:45 at Ligi Wifi Coobi Mow Chinuhs-got it×you want me to dress like what Phone a mister Demure-you know a crack off the street Racer yes I dont know-mr off the street if it means casual Phone natural surroundings-so that the people that dont recognize you wont have to look at a suit with a racing stripe Racer ok-regular mr Demure costume-like a street dude-that might use crack-and lsd is that what youre saying Phone forget it-be there dress how you want-like a pig for all I care Racer no-I know agents they have ways I use them no tricky pigs ok Phone ok Racer ok goodbye INT:HOTEL View:running the hotel lobby Afoomy smacks a female with luggage and tennis racket case over- Racer oh- eh excuse me let me help you with youre deformed luggage Female thats not luggage thats my tennis racket case Racer oh-well-its well padded I imagine it didnt break [looks nice chicky at her eyes] Female I imagine [she looks reciprication] Racer yes when I look at the the ocean I imagine that is how that I say to talk with you Female uh well mr-you really busted me to the ground-how am I going to relax-after this Racer oh!let me buy you a mississippi duncan brown at the restraunt Female well- whats your name again Racer saint gill Afoomy-pleased to meet you-and Id be even more flattered and crooned if youre highness wants a mississippi with me Female oh×oh ok Im Tara Kinterborn Winterstar Racer ms Winterstar shall we View:takes her luggage except racket she carries that strap at back-then at archway to room puts harshly so he can jist 1 arm at her back to enter they sit at the bar and are served a drink each Racer so japan is so special-I I you know if you feal like having some nice photographs when you take a vacation this is the place- Tara actaully Im trade lawyer-I settle international contracts some major businesses have been making some grander investments than they originally planned for-so Im helping with that for a month Racer a month wow!-you could get used to the tooth paste in that much time! Tara silly!(slaps shoulder)-even if I cant get it arranged Im still paid so I dont care Racer you like dancing girls-or disco clubs-I found an intersting place-I mean not to say that you will like it if you dont dance Tara yes- I dance-a little fresh arent we- Racer thank you-I forget how to be a lamb sometimes-this bussiness trip for me- well its been real fucked Tara oh-well maybe I can help you get a piece of mind after all-why dont you tell me youre room # and Ill settle in then Ill hop over Racer ah of course 57-and Im terribly sorry but if I misss my 2:45 date-Ill be in trouble-Ill see you soon I hope Tara ok-see you mr Afoomy [bartender there now] Tara jeeze a date-I hope it wasnt a girlfriend thatd really piss the shit out of me Tender now-now-I often watch the patrons leave and wander away-but the smiles that buddy laid on you misses-I doubt a puppy love sensation like that clears the rimshig to lovers mountain that often Tara really-you can tell when theres lovers mountain about to happen Tender oh can I-you dont quite see it clearly though because you arent yet accustomed to the japanese air pollution like I am- Tara -is there a problem with the toothpaste here Tender why-yes there is you get used to it after about a month though Tara thought so-my first impretion was that mr Afoomy wasnt a liar Tender well you takeem like an old beat up 64 chevy with fog lights still attached-once the mists of magic form what you need to do is buzz a baby cakes signal to the other side of the morning dew Tara really-like a misty morning-you turn on the lights and the sun takes care of the scents of oh and the dew- the ecinacha-all that shit Tender yer getting there-I dont say dump the sports show but I do say light the lips dayglow and sing an enchanting tune Tara classical Tender no- no not really more as if you have a 76 k FM radio station blasting through youre ear drums-then when marvelous record scratches bust the groove-bam!!you take a smoothe move Tara mmhmm howd you get to be such a smart ass Tender pardon Tara you heard me [tender looks away miffed shy swipes bar with rag-walks away] EXT:CITY View:at sidewalk actioning area trys to hail a wig-wam Racer hello-attention-I attend-slave taxi!hello-over here-! [makes to Afoomy] Puller ok-you order mr-ok chop chop we get to place you going-60 american-you pay-you pay now Racer isnt that a bit much for an old fasion pooty boy go gart-with only two wheels Puller what?what you say Racer fine-forget it-make it snappy-Ligi Wifi Coobi Mow Chinuhs Puller ok that 6 blocks-we go-we go- [starts at fast pace] Racer hey thats pretty good athlete-I make style same when I race cars Puller what you do mr-you race cars Racer yes-I professional Goatachini racer-dont you know the name Puller what if I do what if I dont you want to argue about it-more money Racer hey-Im the costumer-cutomer always first Puller whatever-2 more blocks View:a fat black woman with big tits in a fancy dresss with chines writing as pattern steps in front of wig-wam Racer eyhe-your two city block dueling banjos are getting in the way-move it (puller looks to Afoomy-Afoomy as if gets it)fat bitch!! [they slap hands-the woman uses purse to smash pullers face] Woman hey fools-why dont you mind a precious womans moves-and watch what youre crock of shit asses are doin Puller oooh fancy words Im really scared Racer yeah bitch I show you what you watch-a switchblade! [takes switchblade-she steps backward and walks off] Racer ha haaa [slaps five ] View:they approach a crowd gathered about 2 kids chinese break dancing Puller look out-move-what you do now-move-chop chop [Afoomy and Puller get to crowd-performers to pronounce more] Racer hey-hey kids shoo-you cant- Kid bust a moonwalk KK keny-! View:kid 2 starts moonwalk the croed starts clapping to music Afoomy-puller move in to settle-get caught in grabed arms dancing rythm they start mok break dancing then after 5 seconds Afoomy does arm move to switchblade to kids-they shy away-the crowd hushes music stops- Racer back away-youre dancing jive is in the way ok-.0k [puller gets wig wam-Afoomy gets to ½ way through dissapating gatherers arrive at restraunt] Racer ok 60 dollars-and some yen-I know what its like when coon shitholes block the road-no good ok Puller thank-thank-chop chop [makes away quickly] INT:RESTRAUNT [deuh dun music as looks about restraunt-then Man tackles him-next at table corner] Girl word on the street is s few factory workers got killed because of the new monkeywrench chips-players are in,some are gunna start getting hurt Racer I dont see how that affects my program-with new endorsement- Man let me roll a fresh one-Ill explain [takes tobbacco-rolls-starts lig] Man some of the FCI agents workin the nuclear circuit are in trouble-a few of the communications made told us they could be about to be exposed- when that happens were gunna need our operation completed that means you have to get in to the wharehouse and destroy as many chips as possible-dig agent Afoomy Girl and we expect you to find the compound the chips are stored-dig Racer ok-why dont we just bomb the shit out of em like you suggested before Girl too loud-the pigs arrive-newspapers get their mittens in-international trade hits the moss covered rotted forgotton lake bottom-and culture flys out the window and teflon prices soar-consequentially couch covers,race car tires,and artificial tits get too expensive-a real problem Racer mmhm-you need plastic surgery or something-bitch Girl what Racer you dont answer my simple question-use explosives expert-nobody knows Girl well-I dont think itd be right Man yeah she got good boobs-dont you Girl no-the shockwave Racer mmhmm jiggle jiggle! Man ha ha yeah jooky jiggle-now thats what I call personal life getting in the way Racer yeah I know-we nearly crashed into a melon mountain on the way×well ok scince youre so caught in self grooming to think straight now- Girl what Racer Ill try from my options-Ill need some c4- Man no problem Girl ooh!what a bunch of snails with no brains! INT:ROOM View:at hotel room-getting agent equipment-Tara knocks at door-Afoomy answers Racer heloo-ooh ms Winterstar-how loevely I am to see you Tara you have a nice hotel room-may I Racer please-let me just get these weapons put aside Tara oh-my why do you carry so many knives and guns [looking at 3 guns 4 knives] Racer well-I uh(looks at her judging how much cares for her)-I actually work with a uh- government operations as an agent Tara oh my-how exciting-my sisters boyfriend once shot and killed a mexican Racer really-why is that [gets colgne from desk and splashs on face] Tara they were being attacked-but anyways-Im, hoping we can have a dinner together-or maybe do some dancing a little more casual-shall I say than the restraunt [she walks to bed takes remote turns on cooking show] Racer yes you and I we like to have some dinner together-thats very good youre mostly beautifull-I agree [puts black jacket with equip on] Tara oh no look at the tv show-the audience member just caught on fire! View: the oil flying off arm of young girl who had reached into wok-the cook looks shocked-a fat audience man jumps on her smothering Racer oh no Cook ah ha ha ha-no thats just a stunt I put together look-look View:the girl shows laytex cover on arm and she and the man wave-the audience awes then applaudes Racer wow all this fresh food cooked-or whatever you call that-makes me think should we go now to a nice sushi place Tara yes,yes-lets do Cook oh oh look out oh no-this not next big trick-!aha ha ha kidding you-see its ok [this time a man body tottaly on fire into the camera view then extuinguished by 4 crew] EXT:CITY View:they walking arrive at sushi place Matre yes-2 for this evenig Racer yes-thats right-a table near the chopping please-I like to watch this one how about you Tara oh yeah-the fish are still alive then the flat side of the knife clam chops brutally across their brains splattering the goods-that then get put as fresh fish on rice-with seaweed [says as they get to table] Matre well-actually fish brains arent used-but Im sure youll see plenty of the excitement seated at this table Racer thank you so much-Im making a good impression from the start arent I Tara scince we can see the murders before the servers-ehye [Matre-shagrins walks away] Tara mmm-how nice to have a date to begin my stay at japan [waitress serves saki] Racer ah thank you miss chinese girl Tara ah thank you miss chinese girl [waitress hush curtsys leaves] Racer so explain to me-what is it you seek at this wich we have together for-now- I hope Im not being too lightening-at the mysteriuos orient Tara oh-just some silly whims and whimsicals flights like the fearing prey or the predator no-nor alive Racer beautifull.beautifull Tara what is it that makes a vacation hot for youcan you tell me that Racer -I used to stay at the hotel before races saying-when will I meet a girl who likes to have me on a date so fuckin bad-then when it finally happens at this place-thats my fantasy vacation Tara oooh-let me say then-how shall we order-sushi-sashimi-tempura-terryaki- pad thai-kung pao-whats youre favorite Racer well lets ask the girl performing for us this evening-hello!-attention! Waitress yes-may I take this evenings order for you-perhaps-please-mecita Tara mmmm-mmhhm-mimimm-mmm-yyyym [looking at menu] Waitress ok I sorry-you make an order-? Racer mmm-mmhmm-myymmm-mmhymhymmm Waitress moa ye a mi mi? Tara mm-mm-just mooosho pork and tempora please Racer double portion seaweed rice and koo gee gee ko kee ya ah ya ah chi chi [waitress leaves] Tara so I dont mean to sound stupid but I get the impression youre holding some explosive energy Racer ..yupyou got that right babe Tara what did you do to be an agent-I mean you said that you were involved with racing-I mean from looking at um youre build I guess thatd be auto racing-very dangerous-the relation is there any-elaborate? Racer yes and no-actaully what happened to me as an agent was I got invited to a dinner that was a death tournement and embraced the quickining like Highlander movies-racing its just exhilerating-am I making myself clear? Tara well thats food-any luck with swords before-I mean how gentile- Racer oh yeh of course I learn all about trick combat to do what I do in the world of black underground runners- Tara so whats youre favorite near death incedent-can I pry into those crystral fronted booji poopies of yours? Racer love and the eternal mask of hatred-that is my game with death-I always hope that one day a beautifull woman will maturely defile the angels and be my special soul walking on this earth-how do you feal about all of this-youre work-vacations-dating-pets even [drinks] Tara oh I dont know sometimes I open my eyes sometimes I shut them- its so-so desperate to believe that all we take for granted at first is what we hope inside is touching our soul Racer well thats some special story miss Winterstar-I can tell you this- when I look into youre youre essence I know I wish we could have another date if thats what you mean Tara well mr Afoomy if youre trying to tackle this lambchop into a feathery lust bed-youre one step closer View:theyre finishing some food- Racer aahh whos the cook in youre family? Tara billy joe bob [ÑmmmAfoomy nods in remitance and has a piece of food] EXT:CITY View:after diner-theyre walking arm in arm-entartainment area-stop at a movie Tara ooh retun of deft burton and the dark puppets-you like sci-fi? Racer ah you know- I do love this evening-however-I really have to do some fancy agent work-or there could be an international shoe factory incedent Tara oh-pish aloo squid dish!-Im afraid business first is ok with me however- so- [looks they lean in and kiss with lips-then Afoomy runsish away and jumping diverolls over bushes at alleyish area-Tara watches walks away] EXT:ALLEY [takes a map looks at] Racer ok lets see a little date-a little microchip factory destroying-and a good bunch of safe shoe factoerys-eeeh though-didnt they say nuclear factorys-huhn [puts away walking alley] EXT:BUILDING View:approaches the MegiKai building-goes to the truck arrive cargo area-carefully Racer hmm-damn I dont think the alarm kitll work around yonder this side INT:STORAGE View:takes the cutter-and touches lightly to cargo metal door-then again-then cuts- next- enough space to get in-looks about a lot of crates-opens one pushes through fuff-finds a case(metal)opens inside are a deck of cards that say MegiKai regular-gets to joker its a pedastal with 25 little jokers eating potato chips- Racer hmm-chips-micro foolish-low card high card- confusing View:sets aside opens another crate-inside are Ñthe cheese manplastic dolls-goofy orangish he presses arm-after taking one Doll Ñhello my fine family and friends-today celebrates cheese day [presses again] Ñthe hour of midnight will be a cheese party-keep tight [presses again] Ñsixty two chips are hidden in crate c-they will bring the totall destruction of Wampfooy shoe designs View:starts looking about stationary-theres no way to tell whitch crate is whitch view setting explosives at the cornner crates and center 4 crates-then has a remote in hand and presses as does stupid refoy jump through hole-explosion-blasts damage on cargo door too-Afoomy runs away EXT:CITY [walking sidewalk city ear tech] Racer shit-really-well I get there as fast as I can View:starts to run-smashes over old-chinese with food shopping keeps running-to a corner a cargo truck approaches-gets two electro pads with hands and jump leaps at truck attaching to back-makes to top-truck gets on freeway-starts to rain-cuts hole in roof-inside uses glowey there are larger metal cases-cuts one open inside are microchips that say blasto disaster-slam lamb-killer cutey-and-devious darkness Racer hmm-this is some new shoes-or like the agents say-some silly nuclear missiles-sabotage-and some real problems-Ñ [checks pockets tamping] Racer oh no!shit-lets see here- [snaps 5 in half-vuts 4 cases open looks about-looks through hole to see that on freeway-back door-cuts 6 more cases open 100 or so chips-breaks the door open with silencer gun-and swashes the chips onto freeway-cars start to honk-smashing over chios-driver passenger look in rear view-upset-each has a gun they make to side freeway-the door is closed again-Afoomy is on roof-jumps onto car to roof with magnos-as they open door-they dont notice-car pulls over upset teeny oriental girl] EXT:FREEWAY Girl watch you do-you a fuckin physco-look(looks at roof)look at dent! Racer sorry-uh-(sees two bads looking they notice the coalation-get in truck 1 fires bullet) shit-you want your car get in the passenger side [gun to her-she looks upset gets to passenger-they take off-4 bullets-2 go through back window] Girl motherfucker!that not a car swoop fool-yor in major criminal activity! Racer shut up! [gets off to street-apartments] EXT:STREETS Racer you know youre way around here-which way to go if I need to poon these -criminals-I work for the government honey-I swear! Girl you better-I want totall cost damage to my- Racer shut up!which way please- Girl ooh-left at this no- [Afoomy-does trick turn the-the truck fires a few times one hits view mirror driver side-car hits parked street machine goes sideways-as Afoomy looks away to truck-they drive that way-the bads open eyed to eachother-starts to turn corner adjusts car to normal as so we see a bunny rabbit hop in front of landing wheel it gets smashed we view-truck takes corner fast] Racer ok-we need to get tricky I hope you know what youre doing- [girl looking out window] Girl oh noo you smashed that poor innocent bunny rabbit! Racer shut up-left or right [reaching cross section must turn] Girl right! [shots fired miss] Girl left! Girl right! Girl ok-this a two way tunnel-quick drive across- Racer hmmm-ok-thisll work [quickly drives up side hill then as truck passes underneath flys from ground to road other direction-takes off making right-view stopped at place next to the night club Afoomy stands from car-girl does] EXT:CLUB Racer well-I dont really have enough to re-pay for all the problems youre v-6 twin semi cam-3 gear half cc techtin pin braking Honda needs-but eh I could show you to a hot nightclub-it has naked chicks dancing [upset-walk to Afoomy as saying snatches money] Girl ooh!when I get my government money-what you a CIA cop? [getting to driver side] Racer ooh la la dancey girls-some waitress they-really relaxing-if you dont- Girl no- you shut up-last time how I get my money or I run you over Racer hhun-ok-this is the FCI security depot-tell them Afoomy aquisitioned youre car and fucked it to shit-theyll pay Girl thank you! [screethces away swiping the card] INT:ROOM View:morining hotel room-has a female scarf with black feamle nude images printed on(green)partially about face-car tank top-normal pants asleep phone rings Racer hello- [reaches] Phone ah-mister Afoomy-we were wondering if youd like to drive for us in the business super 600-every major business is running-and well theres been some accidents at the company and winning the million dollar 1st place could be a real buffer- Racer ahhh-of course of course Id love to-a Honda-huh heh-aaah well ok sure I know abit about Honda street racing- Phone the qualifying run is tomorrow-the race Saturday-we all have faith in the abilities you strat-after killing the Boone fool at the deathmatch dinner tournement-so we hope this will be much the same Racer except for the deathmtach I dont see why I shouldnt bring a trophy to put next to the spinning mermaid- Phone great!if you need any cocaine-or extacy or any those type of higher caliber athlete rebuffs-we have only the purest available- Racer ooh-intruiging-do you have any mexican fly gel for me and my new girlfriend to use-I mean were new aquintances but-pretty soon I might have to race her ass across the bed as bad as I do a car on the track! Phone uuuh- uh huhn-well Ill see- good day mr Afoomy [phone back] Racer shees(removes sacrf upset)what a goon-oh do you need some crack for youre racing style- INT:ROOM/INT:BEUTIQUE/EXT:POOL View:has foolish italian fancy shirt-at bathroom mirror combing hair gel-view Afoomy at beutique hotel gets perfume-sprays some on scarf-then puts in wrapped box with bow-approaches swimming pool Tara in 1 piece on lay away sun bather Racer hello-ms Tara Im a bit early I know-but I get you some-well youll see Tara oh-hi-hones-let me just adjust my eyes-lets see what you got ol Winterstar- [sitting gets scarf,touchs perfume] Racer so you know-I had a close brush with death last night-and I thought-well you know-I just wish we couldve stayed together instead-but thats finished Im going to be racing in a business 600 Saturday for Megikai- Tara mmm-this scarf is fancy-nude girls and all-well-so do I get an invitation to the show Racer yes yes yes-a thousand invitations to you-and today were still having a walk at the beach and lunch-yes Tara of course silly-I just wanted you to see what I got under the swimmys [she stands-Afoomy looks her over] Racer you look sweeter than a dolphin caressing the shores- [she pushes him into pool playfully] Tara well-thats all well and good-I have to change clothes-see you in 20 minutes in front- Racer thank you!use pretty girl face and highheels-Im all wet and need a hot chick Tara silly-why dont you do some laps while I decide wether to wear some casual 642 sneakers or dressy shoes EXT:BEACH Viewthey walk to a food stand at beach area-female with silly fruit hat and orietal eyes the vender-octopus on rafter-as well as 2 live lobsters walking on counter Racer a ehm-you have any regular food-other than- Vender yes-yes-my cook expertise good-ya ah ya ah we waik kaiwa-no moo la ma ya ah ya ah-chi fee wee fiyah ah ya ya ya or me woo chan fili coo piyyoo Racer hmph-Tara-you understand what any of this garbage means- [vender miffs] Tara well I say-my favorite from this selection is the me woo chan fili coo piyyoo Racer Ill take a coo piyyoo as well- [starts cooking-Afoomy sets money] Racer so-we should have a nice stroll-you and I-I remember when before I used to go to beaches when I first went there were many waves-its beautifull- Tara thats all written by the book-but you know when I date-not that I like dating-or dislike you-a beach stimulation can always get greesey-mh hmh mhhmh you know what I mean Racer maybe-some kids when they love what they have in their life they go to the beach-thats why when I l- I loi-I learn I have a new date I offer to have the time to do this one [food in cartons chopsticks that say eat japanese in black grand letters-they walk to sand,occasionaly eating] Racer nervous about business deals-or what you do-I bet you wonder if I get nervous before a race Tara yes and no-some folks have to poon swoon their way through the athletic departments in life-well others are met with a black alley cats ass in perceptions- which iether of wich I dont really care to confront but scince you wanted to ask me-yes-yes-tt-boy-saint-boyfriend do you shed bricks before the big one [stops turns asks eats a food in repose question] Racer sure-theres always some sort of chump who skoofs into anothers car or lag mechanics-or quick shift pin turns that get febodged-but thats not really the least of it-the death toll is always there-so I take a good look at my life before-I not necessarily say its nervous though Tara wow!(fake kisses nose)silly-hold my hand- View:they get to trash-food-hands held walk wet sand 3 just teens girls bikinis-runing towards them Racer whoah hey now look out Girl hey you girlfriend you walky Girl 2 yeah you walky walky Girl 3 ha ha play some splash in water Girl 4 my game show you-look look at you two- [they jisty play taunt-tug them towards water] Tara oh!-oh! Oh no I cant get in the water Racer oh no-thats it very clean watch out yor girls [girls gigly as Tara and Afoomy-get to shins-girls then dive in-splashing] Racer ah hell-what do you say we take a friendly swim with the nice girls Tara oh and any and all of that-this is fun you crazy [they throw shoes-etc eccept under-bra-swim in water a bit] Tara ok theres a wave-here we go friendly oriental girls-you surf with me 1-2-3-4- View:wave-they swim with-body surf Afoomy catches the next one and dissapears under water then jump grabs Tara into the water hey fake laughish at eachother-the girls fiffy luagh A speed boat-with two older orientals and a black man-cruises to Man 1 hey folks-cuteys how you doin today Girl 1 oh hi mister-you offering to take us cooley jamming with that lightening fast beauty-or what-mister [asks sort of serious] Man 2 well-henry-(man 1)-I suppose we could-hey-hey miller!(black man)isnt that saint gill Afoomy- Racer hey there-somebody finally recognized me in this fucked part of town-you offering to take us for a cruize Man 3 yeah-hell yeah Billy bob-help them get in smoothe-we take your for some fun they help to boat-view cruizen-style cool View:a sailboat running on motor-gets 10 ft beside as they pause for a minute-3 oriental teens-4 small dogs and a parrot on shoulder Sail 1 hey how you getten down today-lovely and smoothe eyhe Girl 1 hey-hey hey cutey-what do you want to make my jealous that yor fresh with natural styley Sail 2 hmmm-look at that-some old goats and fresh peaches-why dont we make trade-go for a fresh sail with us girls Parrot riieh fresh girls-absurd tird-no poop on the deck bird! [dogs start barking] Sail 3 shshs-shhssh-excuse me-I dont really know how I got this wild mouth-but I honostly invite the young peaches to have a sail on us-ua natural- [last as if gotta love it] Man 1 well-girls-we had our fun-you should see what the cooley boys yor own age are doing-eyhe Girl 2 yeah-hey what yor name- Sail 3 killin Decroix Ming Girl 3 oooh-thats a neat name-yor guess yet we have international racing legend saint gill Afoomy-and his wife to be right on this one Afoomy whoah now-hey there buds-my girlfriend and I are just first dating dont listen to these silly girls that make us get all wet-and go crazy-there you go-there you go- [helps girls step to sail boat-then 1 dog barking bites ankle of girl-] Girl 1 owe! [kicks it other leg-] Sail 1 oh-sorry ok thank you-have a nice moto-cruize-we goin to take the sweet winds of tommorrow through the crystal(looks at girls even dog bit-theyre entranced)blue wonder seas-as the sun carries wishes and dreams [men-motor baotha hahe y ehy haa Ñ they leave] [Tara cudle waiste Afoomy kisses cheeck] Tara mhhm mmhm-teens-that poor honey she got right bitten by the dog just now-well- I hope they have fun Racer maybe they just drown the pets and do some other type of pettin hmmm [pettish her-toosh] Tara fool-you are one step away from tellin it like it is in the bed [Ñha ha he ha ha motor] View: lookin at them making to shorish-docks a bit away they get off-wave boat leaves INT:HOTEL/INT:ROOM View :walking through hotel lobby-some wet regular clothes-then they kissey etc at her horel room door-enter-lights off-start removing clothes-she pulls rag cover from lamp that has multi color turning lights-in bed-sheet over Afoomy on top-Tara tits visible-pan away-hear shshsh-then view hair gel petting eachothers hair-then Ñeiyh eieyh eiieuh uueh top pump action-Afoomy-takes sheet around self standing walking-Tara gets pulled off bed-partially visible shes naked Tara owe! [thud onto floor] EXT:RACEWAY View: race way-some cars weaving-pre-lap pre-set-Afoomy in car-3 Bads there and Tara-she has scarf on- Bad 1 ok all is good-this baby outta lap the shit outta the other cars Racer yeah-I think when I punch the curves flat through-I find a break away with this sport engine-very snake move for maybe even most turns to straigthtaways Tara oh Afoomy-I-I-l- [Afoomy seatbelt strap] Racer huhn-eeho View:starts car going-scarf trapps-Tara she smashes against car-and scraps ground a few feet before free-going track Afoomy sees scarf-takes and tucks into race suit kissing once-view racing track a bit-then into pit Racer so-shes quite nice-a smoothe track Tara oh I dont know about that [she has bandage on face and elbow] Bad 2 yeah-you be carefull-yor girlfriend she-has some good words Racer oh no-what happened Tara well-I-uh-nevermind-goodluck honey Bad 3 you ever heard of Mill Kater Barney Fommer-thats the Fezazizi-main champion that you have to beat today Racer aah yeah sure-Mill Barney-hah!I could scrap scorpian acid into his steering fluid- side swipe bullets into the car passing and flat end crutch beat his ass every time I take that easy wanna be-dont worry number one ok- [Ñok-Ñthey respond look to crew-as Afoomy still contrite-they turn to Ñok!-stupidly] View:the cars are set at start-Afoomy front right-the flag is waved-dropped to raceway-Afoomy drives over back tires flys to next car-happens three times-in 4th place at 4th turn-passes just after next sharp turn-view several straightways(same-laps elapsed)-then 2 cars smash into eachother and barrier in front of Afoomy-dodges tire that bounces over car-then 1 other car-then knocks a driver on helmet-goes unconcious smashes into fence-next in for a pit stop Racer damn-its been very dangerous today-they dont know what the fuck a pin turn from a cut and shift-I dont remember when it was so bad Bad 1 ha ha-well dont you worry look looky(shows little pill container with voilet pills) these-these are- Racer spanish fly-supremes- Tara oooh-what all are you boys getting on with-spanish fly-I dont know about that Racer ok-you send me chow chow kiss real fast- [she leans in and kisses-takes off] View:pit crew-Bads Tara watching moniter of race-to side of pit Announcer when three drivers fake a trick and ruin the show in the first few minutes you got to wonder what are some of the others drivers like saint gill Afoomy or mill kater barney Fommer-thinking about the dump duty treatchery Announcer 2 well Id say the last place finisher that doesnt crash has a prayer answered on that-as for those seasoned pros you mentioned-Id say they probably are one step away from a mid pitstop brawl just for getting in the way-even if it eliminates some competition Announcer incedently we have some footage-lets take a look [shows side pit of 2 crashed vehicles and drivers] driver 1 hey-what you make this problem today I kill you! driver 2 shut up-it was you that prevented me from swerving from the barrier when you smashed into me driver 1 dream on-you look as cookie assed as youre driving driver 2 ok thats it snail buns-I make you bleed now [they gets fists to box-squaring off] driver 1 oil cans thats how greesy youre cornering-now I settle the end of youre racing career [driver 1 dives into pummeling other on ground-gets legg pushed flip over-just standing driver 2 then tackles they roll into barrels-thet explode then the 2 are seen running from totally on fire- extinguisher crew there-then view each in handcuffs burnt looking pissed-being walked away] Bad 1 oh my-they cuaght fire-like burning engines-fighting for their will to burn Bad 2 or like blazing fire monsters with no class Pit 1 or total fuckin morons Tara that almost killed just to have a fist fight about silly racing-I hope my Afoomy is ok View:moniter returns to race-at straightaway with bandstands-a young kid falls ish onto track walking towards center-mother soon follows while Afoomy and other racer exchange-finger signs and jists-trying to accelerate faster than the other-Afoomy signals seeing kid-other driver doesnt get isnt the insult game-view the kid and mother go flying-some damage-Afoomy rubs eyes hand-not quite believing looking back once-view ambulance-workers there- car stopped Bad 3 oh my-pedestrian carnage at its worst-or best I cant really be sure till I see the replay Tara youre sick-thats so-oh wait wait-here it is-look it [shows moniter slow motion kid-mother flying the pit and bads-Tara laugh-] View:Afoomy against Fommer each a bit in lead-shown taking first from eachother a few times through out track-pit stop each Fommer ok that saint Gaotachini-using a Honda-I dont know-why is there some promotion with this-it isnt fair-each driver must race with their team Pit well-it isnt that way-so shank the turns lip the curls-breach the flats and give em shit like a tiger cat! Fommer what-who hired this moron [takes off] Racer ok hurry-this time that fool has no chance-I can see the nervousa breaking through all the drivers concentration-ehye-! [bad 1-bad 2 1 knee clenchfist showyeeeah! the others applaude Ñyeah-leaves pits] View:Afoomy passes 2 cars after tight turns-then approaches Fommer-they go neck and neck a few sections-then Afoomy takes at trun before straightaway-view last lap flag-Afoomy takes lead-see Fommer angry-skips a shift at turn grinding gear-car almost passes-Afoomy easing to last straighaway looks back Fommer just making to straightaway as Afoomy looks forward takes checkered flag the pit crew etc jump and yeah making soda canned cheese-whipcream-and cans of fake spiders fly about in celebration EXT:STAGE View:gathered at a stand repoters crowd etc the MegiKai team-a famy announcer speaks with mic Announcer hey hey hey ok boy that was some race crashes smashes speed greed and the winning team MegiKai-what do we have for them besides the million dollar prize- well hey congradulations you each recieve these new limited edition disney land mickey mouse watches [ladies approach and put on team-the crowd applaudes] Announcer hey but thats keepin trim ehye-what does the racer sport have to say to the fans Racer I just know that always when I find the place that keeps the machine and the driver at 100 percent thats when the champion takes over and the final bust cuts clean- my pit crew-sponsers and girlfriend-(motions-Tara held at side)keep every moment crawling with the milk of good ol fasion support and the fans they mean so much to me I can only say this-if you like to see this one fast lay it fast through your ass and cheer-I love you-I love this one [they cheer] View:blacknwhite photo over they have watches shown forward-black print winning team gets mickey mouse watches INT:RESTRAUNT [at a banquet at a sushi restraunt(same as date-some hotel-the agents-topless dancers-waitress-etc) getting food Afoomy and Tara hotel matron next to] Hotel hey congradulations-I didnt know if Honda could bust the scene but you did it Racer well-I kept the same style-but knowing that my sweety(leans in they kiss on lips)was cheering me to victory that was what 1-.(ruffing approach of dogs)uh oh -no-(one bits his leg as appear and run to-he swaggles about knocks over a plant dog finally off)goddamn what the fuck you do to get such vicious dogs(standing) Hotel oh sorry-I dont know-guard dogs are unruley by nature-fifi-chichi-gigi-stay! [the dogs sit] Tara well I think theyre cute(winks at Afoomy-loads wasabi on food-piece to each) [dogs eat-them start wimpering-pawing face Ñha ha ha ha habads and Tara and Afoomy laugh] Hotel oh dear-what little pups what did you eat Tara mustard suace! View:at table Bads Tara Afoomy waitress Waitress well-so how do like to see cooley for extra money this evening-you and your girlfriend Racer well I dont know-she maybe likes dancing and music I dont know about the show Tara well if its real dancing-maybe-what did you have in mind Bad 1 yeah chicky do a move I show you 50 dollar right now View:waitress stands motions to dj-turns music louder-she starts swoon dancing then takes off top-several looking at-then she puts leg straight on table rubs ice from glass on it the Bads smear food-Afoomy Tara look to eachother they smear some food on her leg she licks some off-brushes the rest-swoon dances some more-takes off bra-Bads eyes open-Tara covers her eyes-Afoomy puts arm around her-waitress then jiggles tits takes water pours over(see from back view)the Bads fumble over eachother trying to get closer-suddenly clapping starts-and circle forms and the dancing girls start dance and waitress gets to circle)-pan outside later-Afoomy Tara drunk-exit-Bads after-night EXT:CITY Bad 1 well-that was great-I hope you can win again with our sponser money Racer if its a race course-I can play it-if its a dinner course I can eat it-if its a dancey girl show-(looks to Tara) Tara Racer we can pay for it! [ha ha ha ha Bads] [then agents from door 2 dogs one 1,1 on the other trying to shake them] Man hey hey-damn it what the hell! Girl shoo-shoo-god damn it-why me Hotel fifi chichi gigi! [runs from door they look one stops then re bites harsher-the agents stumble away and Hotel chases after] EXT:CITY View:the wig wam stops at overlook area-to entertainment area(bridge maybe)Afoomy Tara Wig wam ok we look here-you like to see some of the action-youre special newlyweds Racer no-not yet really-good idea though-heres an extra 100 dollars Wig wam thank-thank-this busy town it always find some action-hey yor win race today Tara thats not all hes winning-such as what does newly wed mean-to you and me [she looks at] Racer it-it means-oh this is all so exceptional-the beach walk-the race-the dates-you are like sunshine breaking the mildew of forgotton midnight-like-like-the porpus that travel shores screetching hello dear world-like the thrill of landing first place for all the universe to see- Wig wam ooh thats smarty-yor fast thinker as driver Tara oh gill-I I this is the most special sushi nudey dancer after race second date experience Ive ever hoped to find myself playing a role in-like melting white choclate spilled across corn flakes and baked into cookies-you and I Racer yes-yes- Tara I feal-I like when we feal-the feal of-as though Racer Tara-will you marry me Tara yes! [wig wam-hand at eyes teary] View:news paper photo image-shows wedding-print Racer saint gill Afoomy and Tara Kinterborne Winterstar married-..though vicious dogs attack- EXT:BEACH View: at dock-they shed some of wedding clothes as we see the dogs chasing growling see the speed boat waiting at end dogs jump at as they jump into water-they have water ski handles-view them bare foot water skiing-past sail boat-a ramp-they do tricks etc go at a kiss- wave to another boat-dolphins swim etc next to as the closing graphics go the end |