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  • RED CARPET by Tim Finkbeiner timf248@yahoo.com
    OPENING CREDITS

    Credits role over a small girl, Samantha Ashley, growing up
    on screen in a privileged environment: crying on a pony ride,
    big parties, television appearances with her famous actress
    mother.

    Home movies - A pretty young girl growing up - A lavish
    birthday - Disneyland - Hawaii - Joining her mother on the
    set of a movie - Getting a Mercedes on her 16th birthday.

    INT. A HUGE BATHROOM - AFTERNOON

    Present day - A beautiful, grown-up Samantha, 23, is now
    getting ready for a formal outing. Sam is in a huge,
    luxurious bathroom, people are rushing around her. A man does
    her makeup. A woman, her assistant LINDA, walks in with a
    beautiful dress. The others are milling about.

    LINDA
    Samantha, you decided on the Gucci,
    right?

    Samantha looks to see the dress. The makeup man is perturbed.

    MAKEUP MAN
    If you keep turning your head,
    you're going to look like a Michael
    Jackson on the most important day
    of the year.

    A handsome young man walks into the bathroom. He is Jonny
    Hartland, her sometime sex partner/movie premier escort. He's
    a model, sometime actor who looks good, but lacking a little
    in the brains department.

    JONNY
    Is there any water?

    SAMANTHA
    (very snotty)
    There is a thing in the kitchen.
    It's called a faucet. You turn the
    handle and water comes out. A
    simple process.

    She thinks "Is he really this big an idiot?"

    JONNY
    I can't drink that kind of water. I
    need bottled water. What about
    beer?

    SAMANTHA
    I have no idea. Check the
    refrigerator.

    Jonny walks out. The makeup man's eyes follow.

    MAKEUP MAN
    He's not the brightest one, dear.
    But he sure looks good.

    Linda is still standing there holding the dress.

    LINDA
    Sam…

    SAMANTHA
    I'm sorry, Lin. Yes, the Gucci.

    LINDA
    Like a glass of wine to relax?

    SAMANTHA
    I would love a Grey Goose
    Cosmopolitan.

    LINDA
    I'll make one for you.

    Linda waits for a response, maybe a thank you, but Samantha
    just checks her nails.

    EXT. AWARD SHOW - EVENING

    Samantha arrives via limousine to the Academy Awards. The red
    carpet, the paparazzi, the television hosts vying for the
    stars attention. The biggest night in Hollywood. Stars
    dressed to kill, walk up the red carpet.

    Pushy photographs vie for position, entertainment television
    hosts grab celebs for impromptu interviews.

    Samantha is lead from her limousine, Jonny at her side. She
    is as used to the attention as any woman her age could be,
    having grown up in the middle of it. A TV hostess beckons.

    TV HOSTESS
    Samantha....Samantha...

    Samantha responds and makes her way to the hostess.

    TV HOSTESS
    Samantha, you look lovely, who are
    you wearing?

    SAMANTHA
    I'm wearing a Gucci dress and of
    course Diamonds by Henry.

    TV HOSTESS
    You look simply marvelous. Who's
    your date?

    Jonny smiles and waves to the camera.

    SAMANTHA
    This is Jonny Hartland.

    Samantha's hoping he doesn't say much. But he has to say
    something to promote himself.

    JONNY
    Last seen in The Best Revenge..

    He flashes a huge, perfect, practiced smile

    TV HOSTESS
    Samantha, you are up for Best
    Actress for your wonderful role in
    Lakeside Park and Jill Sanders is
    up for the film Who am I?

    Samantha smiles politely at the name of her rival.

    TV HOSTESS
    I hear from my sources that you are
    both up for the role of Dana, from
    the runaway best seller, Heights of
    Despair. Since you share an agent,
    I'll bet things around that office
    are a little tense.

    SAMANTHA
    Of course not. Jill and I are the
    best of friends I'll be happy for
    whoever gets the role.

    A huge, but expected lie.

    EXT. AWARD SHOW - EVENING

    Samantha's chief competitor, JILL SANDERS arrives with her
    date, an aging male star, ROLF, known for his sexual appetite
    as well as his six marriages.

    Jill makes her way up the red carpet, waving smiling sweetly
    to the adoring crowd.

    The camera moves in on Jill.

    JILL
    (smiling sweetly, lips not moving)
    I hate these damn things. They're
    all goddamn parasites.

    ROLF
    A necessary evil. They also pay for
    our houses and vacations.

    JILL
    I don't care, I hate them all.

    Samantha walks away from the TV Hostess as Jill arrives. They
    lock eyes for a brief moment. It's clear that they don't like
    each other. Briefly, Jonny and Jill eyes also lock.

    Shouts from the crowd. Jill, Jill…

    Jill walks over to the TV Hostess.

    TV HOSTESS
    Jill Sanders, how are you dear?

    Jill smiles sweetly, ever the actress.

    JILL
    I'm great, and you look better
    every year. Who are you wearing
    this year?

    The TV Hostess is charmed by this turn.

    TV HOSTESS
    Why, it's an old thing by Dior.

    JILL
    Well, it's lovely.

    TV HOSTESS
    Thank you, but it's now my turn.
    Who are you wearing darling?

    JILL
    Chanel, and I love it.

    TV HOSTESS
    You look beautiful. You are the
    odds-on favorite to win your first
    award here. How do you feel about
    your chances?

    JILL
    Oh, I don't know. Everyone was so
    great, Robin, Julia, Kate..I'm just
    honored to be mentioned in the same
    sentence.

    Samantha is obviously omitted from her accolades.

    TV HOSTESS
    Well thank you dear and good luck.

    JILL
    Thank you.

    INT. CROWDED AUDITORIUM - LATER

    The crowded auditorium is filled with Hollywood royalty. Two
    presenters are standing at the podium. They open an envelope.

    PRESENTERS
    And the award goes to.....Jill
    Sanders for Who am I..

    The audience cheers and applauds politely. She may not have
    been their choice. The camera cuts to Samantha who is
    clapping but a little disappointed in losing. Jill takes her
    time walking to the podium where she is greeted by the two
    presenters and given the coveted award.

    JILL
    I'm shocked...I don't even have a
    speech prepared...
    (dramatic pause)
    First, I'm just honored to
    nominated. Being in the same
    category with Robin, Julia and
    Kate is such an honor.

    She omits Samantha once again.

    JILL (CONT'D)
    I want to thank my agent, Kyle
    Bronson, Paramount for making this
    wonderful picture, my director McG,
    of course my mom and dad and of
    course all my fans whom I love
    dearly. Thank you all.

    She leaves the stage to applause.

    INT. AGENTS OFFICE - FEW DAYS LATER

    Inside uber-agent KYLE BRONSON's huge office sits Samantha.
    Kyle and Samantha sit on comfy chairs with director GORDON
    WINSTON sitting on a couch. They aren't talking, checking
    watches, obviously waiting on someone. Jill opens the door
    looking like she's been up all night, clutching a cigarette
    and Starbucks grande in one hand and her award in the other.
    She makes a show of putting it in the coffee table in front
    of Gordon then takes a seat next to him. Kyle rises from his
    chair.

    KYLE
    I guess we all know why we are
    here. Dana. The most coveted female
    role since Scarlett O'Hara. We all
    know the book and the character.
    And I'm lucky enough to represent
    the two ladies that are up for the
    role.

    GORDON
    The role of Dana's sister Melissa
    is a smaller, supporting role, but
    is a demanding role, that in some
    ways will test the actress more
    that the lead.

    KYLE
    We want to test you both in both
    roles, then see who fits best in
    which role. Does that sound good?

    Jill is visibly upset.

    JILL
    See that award? Do you want to know
    what its saying? It's telling me
    that I don't have to audition.

    She blows smoke in Samantha's direction. Sam fakes a cough.

    SAMANTHA
    It tells me that you got a great
    script and slept with the director
    to get the role.

    An evil glare from Jill.

    GORDON
    Julia Roberts still auditions...

    Jill will hear none of this.

    JILL
    I will not play a supporting role
    to her. I don't care if she is
    Hollywood royalty. I've earned
    this. I've lived Dana. The closest
    she's come to adversity and pain
    was when she had to drive herself
    to Rodeo Drive and broke a nail.
    (To Samantha)
    And I never slept with him, even
    though he begged.

    SAMANTHA
    I have no problem auditioning for
    the roles.
    (To Jill)
    And I have had to overcome
    adversity and pain, thank you very
    much.

    Kyle tries to intervene.

    KYLE
    Jill, just a screen test.

    JILL
    I've live the role, I don't need to
    test. She needs to test. She's not
    even a grown up. She's never had to
    support herself. Her mother got her
    into this business. She couldn't
    live the role of Dana, she couldn't
    even live the life of a regular
    woman.
    (To Samantha)
    Have you ever fixed yourself dinner
    or done your own laundry?

    Not really. Not at all.

    SAMANTHA
    I won't even bother to answer those
    idiotic questions.

    She hasn't done those things.

    JILL
    Because the answer is no. You
    haven't.
    I grew up taking care of two
    brothers while my mother worked to
    put food on the table. I cooked, I
    cleaned. Everything.

    SAMANTHA
    To play a role doesn't require a
    person to actually have lived that
    role. That's why it's called
    acting.

    It's quiet in the room.

    GORDON
    Jill, you say Samantha hasn't lived
    the role so she doesn't deserve it.
    What if she does live it? Will you
    audition then?

    Jill laughs at the suggestion.

    JILL
    If she lives it, she can have the
    role.

    SAMANTHA
    What would I have to do?

    GORDON
    Live as a normal twenty-something
    woman. That means no limousines, no
    expensive dinners, no laundry
    service.

    Samantha is skeptical. So is Jill

    SAMANTHA
    For how long?

    GORDON
    For two months.

    Jill likes this idea.

    JILL
    Four months.

    SAMANTHA
    Three months.

    Kyle is concerned. Can she do it?

    JILL
    I have a few conditions. Nobody can
    know who she is. She has to get a
    real job, her own apartment and
    actually pay the rent. No credit
    cards. And I want pay stubs.

    SAMANTHA
    I get a credit card for emergency
    purposes, and five thousand dollars
    to start out with.

    JILL
    A credit card with a thousand
    dollar limit and twenty-five
    hundred cash.

    SAMANTHA
    Fine.

    KYLE
    (to Samantha)
    Where are you going to go?

    JILL
    Somewhere nobody knows her.

    SAMANTHA
    Maybe San Diego. San Francisco.

    JILL
    She needs to be further away,
    someplace far away from L.A. and
    she can't tell anyone who she is.
    If anyone finds out who she is, I
    get the role. If she doesn't make
    it the full three months, I get the
    role.

    GORDON
    I'm fine with those conditions.
    Kyle?

    KYLE
    I don't know...

    Kyle is worried about losing one of his major stars.

    SAMANTHA
    I can do it. It will be role
    research. I have one condition
    though. Jill can't know where I'm
    going.
    The tabloids will have someone
    waiting for me if she knows where
    I'm going.

    JILL
    Fine. Like I'd need to do that to
    get the role.

    KYLE
    I guess we have a deal.

    A deal where nobody seems happy at all.

    INT. SAMANTHAS CLOSET

    Samantha is supervising the packing her suitcases by her
    assistant, LINDA. Samantha is wearing glasses and her hair is
    dyed it's natural brown. Without makeup she looks
    surprisingly unglamorous. Samantha is looking through her
    clothes.

    SAMANTHA
    I love this silk shirt.

    She hands it to her Linda

    LINDA
    This is hand wash only, are you
    sure you want to take it?

    Samantha is annoyed at this question.

    SAMANTHA
    I am capable of doing something as
    simple as washing a shirt.

    LINDA
    I'm sorry, I didn't know if it
    would get ruined.

    SAMANTHA
    I'm sorry Linda, I'm just a little
    stressed about this research.

    She hands Linda some pink pumps.

    LINDA
    Do you think those will be
    necessary in Nambia?

    INT. AGENTS OFFICE

    Samantha and Kyle are in his office. He hands her an
    envelope.

    KYLE
    Here is twenty-five hundred dollars
    and a credit card. Do you have your
    birth certificate, drivers license
    and social security card?

    SAMANTHA
    Yes, all of them.

    KYLE
    You're going to have to go the
    Secretary of State and change your
    license when you get there.

    Samantha looks at the documents.

    SAMANTHA
    Mary Samantha Ashley Donner. My
    legal name.

    KYLE
    With your brown hair and glasses,
    nobody will know its Samantha
    Ashley.

    SAMANTHA
    What will you tell everyone about
    where I am?

    KYLE
    That you are relaxing abroad,
    taking time to enjoy life. Have you
    ever been to Michigan?

    SAMANTHA
    Once, I think.

    KYLE
    Well you're going there now. We
    want you to have an Dana authentic
    experience. You're going to Caro,
    Michigan, a couple hours north of
    Detroit. Population about 400. Lots
    of farms, small businesses.

    Samantha isn't pleased. She was hoping for a bigger city,
    somewhere more anonymous.

    SAMANTHA
    What will I do there?

    KYLE
    What do normal twenty-something
    women do for jobs?

    SAMANTHA
    I can be a designer, or writer, you
    know write commercials...

    KYLE
    I don't think there will be many
    positions like that there. You'll
    probably have to waitress or be a
    cashier or something.

    She's a little disappointed. She thought she'd have an
    interesting position doing something fun.

    SAMANTHA
    I'll find something fun to do.

    KYLE
    As a cover story, you are going on
    a trip abroad for some role
    research and self-discovery. I'm
    the only one who knows where you
    are.

    He hands her an envelope.

    KYLE
    Do you have any money or credit
    cards besides these.

    She opens her wallet and takes out about 15 credit cards and
    hands them to Kyle.

    KYLE
    Cell phone?

    SAMANTHA
    I can't keep mine?

    KYLE
    I got you one that only I have the
    number for.

    Samantha gives him her phone and takes the other.

    KYLE (CONT'D)
    This way you won't be distracted by
    all the calls while you're away.

    SAMANTHA
    How will I know what's going on
    here?

    KYLE
    The news. If there's anything
    important that I think you should
    know about, I will call you.

    SAMANTHA
    When do I leave?

    KYLE
    In an hour. A flight to Detroit
    then you drive for about two hours
    to Caro. I made maps for you.

    Kyle hands her a folder.

    SAMANTHA
    Will there be a limo waiting for me
    there?

    INT. PLANE - DAY

    Samantha, who will now be known as Mary, sits in First class,
    enjoying her last taste of luxury for a while. She reaches
    for the last of her champagne and drains it. The flight
    attendant reaches for her glass, but Mary grabs it.

    MARY
    I'm not quite through, thank you.

    The flight attendant is taken aback by the way Mary snapped
    at her.

    FIGHT ATTENDANT
    I'm sorry ma'am, we will be landing
    soon.

    Mary realizes, she's not her Hollywood self anymore. She's a
    regular person now.

    MARY
    I'm sorry, I didn't realize that we
    were landing this soon.

    The attendant is given the glass and returns a smile to Mary.

    INT. DETROIT AIRPORT - DAY

    Mary deplanes and looks around, unsure of where to go or what
    to do. She looks at the signs walks toward the luggage claim.
    Nobody recognizes her.

    INT - AIRPORT LUGGAGE CLAIM - MOMENTS LATER

    Mary is collecting luggage...and luggage..and luggage. A
    porter comes to assist her.

    PORTER
    Would like some assistance?

    MARY
    Yes, I need to get these in a car
    and driven to Caro.

    PORTER
    Caro? Never heard of it..

    Mary is frustrated and getting impatient.

    MARY
    I have a map here.

    The porter looks at the map.

    PORTER
    That's about a hundred miles.
    You'll never get a cab to take you
    there.

    MARY
    Cab? I need a limo. I won't take a
    cab.

    The porter looks at her like she's crazy.

    PORTER
    Sorry miss, we don't have them
    waiting outside. You'll have to
    call and see if they will come.

    Mary thinks about it. She can't afford a limo anyway.

    MARY
    What will a cab cost?

    INT. STUFFED CAB - LATER

    Mary is sitting in the back seat, surrounded by suitcases.
    The cabdriver is looking at the map, shaking his head.

    CAB DRIVER
    I can't take you all the way there.
    That's too damn far.

    MARY
    Well, what am I suppose to?

    CAB DRIVER
    Can you drive?

    MARY
    Yes.

    CAB DRIVER
    Then I suggest you rent a car.

    EXT. CAB - DAY

    Mary and all of her belongings are sitting on the sidewalk.
    The cab driver looks at her like she's crazy and speeds off
    looking for a fare.

    INT. HERTZ RENTAL COUNTER - MOMENTS LATER

    Mary is standing at the counter explaining her dilemma.

    MARY
    You don't have a long term rate for
    renting one of these?

    RENTAL AGENT
    Ma'am, we have weekly rates. At the
    weekly rate, $168, times thirteen
    weeks comes to $2184, plus tax and
    mileage.

    Mary thinks about it. Can't spend that much money.

    EXT. USED CAR LOT - DAY

    An typical urban used car lot, full of not just used, but
    used-up cars. Mary and her luggage are dumped in the middle
    of a used car lot.

    INT. USED CAR LOT OFFICE -DAY

    The 50ish, overweight salesman/owner, NED KELLY, is sitting
    at his desk looking outside at Mary. Ever the typical used
    car salesman, he smiles, knowing he's got a guaranteed sale.
    A good one at that.

    EXT. USED CAR LOT - MOMENTS LATER

    Ned is walking out to meet Mary. He sees the expensive
    luggage.

    NED
    Hi, looks like you can use a car.

    Mary is tired. It's been a long, stressful day already,
    especially for a woman who's not used to doing anything.

    MARY
    Yes, I do.

    NED
    What type are you looking for? Car?
    Truck? Van?

    She starts optimistically.

    MARY
    Something sporty and foreign. Has
    to be in good condition.

    NED
    Well let's start with price. How
    much do you want to spend?

    MARY
    I don't know, maybe a thousand,
    twelve hundred if it's really nice.

    She obviously has no concept of car prices. Ned rolls his
    eyes. He points to a dented, green Lumina

    NED
    See that one. That is what you can
    get for twelve hundred dollars. Or
    that minivan.

    He points to a rusted Chrysler van. Mary is very
    disappointed.

    MARY
    Ewwww. What about that one?

    She points to an Accord

    NED
    That's a little more, six thousand.

    Too much. Mary walks over to the blue Lumina and opens the
    door. She sits in the drives seat. An odor hits her nose. She
    almost gags.

    MARY
    What's that smell?

    NED
    I think the previous owner was a
    smoker, I'll knock a couple hundred
    off it for you. One thousand even.
    I'll even include an air freshener.

    She looks around the lot. She doesn't have much of a choice.

    MARY
    I'll guess I'll take it.

    INT. EVENING - GAS STATION

    On a road north of the city, Mary pulls into the gas station.
    She waits. And waits. People pull in and get gas and leave.
    She is all alone. Finally after about 10 minutes, the cashier
    comes out and over to her window.

    CASHIER
    Is there something wrong?

    MARY
    Well, I have been waiting for a
    long time for someone to put gas in
    this thing.

    CASHIER
    This is self serve. It means you
    have to put the gas in yourself.

    This is a surprise to her.

    MARY
    Oh. Okay.

    He turns and walks away. Mary gets out of the car, unsure of
    what to do. She walks to the pump and reads it. She can
    apparently follow directions because she lifts the nozzle out
    and goes in search of the gas tank. She finds it on the other
    side of the car. She pulls the hose to the other side where
    the hose won't reach. She tries pulling it, only to have it
    slip out of her hands and bounce across the roof. The cashier
    inside can't help but to laugh at her. The intercom crackles
    to life.

    INTERCOM
    If you pull your car around to the
    other side it will be much easier.

    She stops and thinks about it. He's right. She gets in and
    pulls it around. Finally she gets the nozzle in the gas tank.
    She waits and waits. Satisfied there is sufficient fuel she
    goes inside to pay.

    The cashier is waiting for her, unsure if this is really
    happening.

    CASHIER
    You have to squeeze the handle in
    order to get the gas to go into the
    tank.

    MARY
    Oh really?

    INT. LUMINA - EVENING

    It's getting dark and Mary is driving through cornfields.
    She's trying to find a radio station. The windows are open,
    she keeps spraying perfume to cover up the odor. A little up
    the road there is a run-down, no-frills motel. She pulls in.

    INT. MOTEL - NIGHT

    She opens the car door. It's dark. Darker than shes ever
    seen. The clear midwest sky is full of stars. Then she hears
    the crickets and frogs calling loudly. She walks in the door.
    A sleepy clerk greets her.

    CLERK
    Hello

    MARY
    Is it always this noisy at night?

    CLERK
    Is what always this noisy ma'am.

    MARY
    That noise, outside.

    CLERK
    Oh, the crickets, yea, they can
    make quite a racket on hot July
    nights. I guess you get use to them
    after a while. What can I do for
    you?

    MARY
    I need a room for the night.

    CLERK
    Got a single room for thirty five
    dollars.

    MARY
    Okay. Is room service still
    available?

    The clerk stares blankly into her eyes.

    CLERK
    (deadpan)
    I'm afraid our chef has gone home
    for the evening.

    Mary seems to believe this. She reaches in her purse to pay
    him.

    MARY
    Okay, is there a place around here
    that I can get something to eat?

    The clerk thinks.

    CLERK
    There's a Seven-Eleven about a mile
    up the road. They are open all
    night.

    He hands her the room key.

    CLERK
    Room seven, fourth on the right.
    They have a good hot dog and Slurpy
    deal going right now.

    Mary grimaces..

    MARY
    Aren't there any places with sushi
    or fresh salads near here?

    CLERK
    Well, there is a new Walmart in
    Caro, about forty miles north. I
    hear they have a nice big salad bar
    and they are open all night. Not
    real sure about the sushi though.

    INT. HOTEL ROOM - LATER

    Mary is in the room, choking down an ugly hot dog and
    drinking the first of many Smirnoff Ice beverages. She
    switches channels on the TV. Nothing on. She keeps clicking.

    MARY
    Shit.

    INT. LUMINA - MORNING

    Mary looks a little rough, driving the rest of the way to her
    new home. She's drinking bitter gas station coffee and hates
    it.

    MARY
    I would pay one thousand dollars
    for a Starbucks non-fat Latte right
    now.

    She passes: corn fields...more corn fields....sugar beet
    fields...soy fields...finally a sign:

    Welcome to Caro

    It's a small town. One main street with a brand new Walmart.

    She pulls out her cell. Dials a number.

    MARY
    Kyle, I'm here......No, bought a
    car.....I think I'll be okay....I
    mean what can happen in this little
    town?........Get a job and a place
    to live. The piece of shit car cost
    me almost half of my
    cash......Kyle, how do I get a job?

    MONTAGE

    Mary in an office. A woman shaking her head.

    Mary in another office. A man shaking his head.

    Mary in a clothing store. Nothing here either.

    EXT. CARO MAIN STREET - DAY

    Mary's holding a newspaper and walking down the street
    looking for a store. She finds it. Emery's Market. She opens
    the old door and steps onto the ageless wooden floors.
    Except for the type of merchandise, they store could have
    come straight out of the 40's. She walks around looking,
    almost stumbling on an old lady tending the lower shelves.

    MARY
    I'm sorry, I didn't see you

    MYNA
    Excuse me, dear.

    Mary is taken aback by her. MYNA EMERY stands about 4'11 and
    is 78 years old.

    MARY
    I'm terribly sorry, I wasn't
    watching. Do you work here?

    MYNA
    For the past 54 years I have. I'm
    Myna.

    She offers a hand then a surprisingly strong handshake.

    MARY
    That's a coincidence, I'm looking
    for a Myna. I'm Mary and I'm here
    for the position.

    MYNA
    Wonderful, after that new place
    opened, we have had a hard time
    keeping people.

    MARY
    Walmart?

    Myna puts her finger to her mouth.

    MYNA
    Please don't say that. George's
    blood pressure rises each time he
    hears that name.

    MARY
    Who's George?

    MYNA
    The store owner and my husband of
    fifty-seven years.

    Mary is shocked and impressed. Most marriages in Hollywood
    don't last fifty-seven weeks.

    MARY
    Wow, that must be some sort of
    record.

    MYNA
    Naaa, not even in my own family. My
    parents were together sixty-six
    years. Let's get you an
    application.

    They walk to the counter. Myna pulls out a one page
    application. GEORGE EMERY, 81 walks slowly from the back
    room.

    MYNA
    (to Mary)
    Just put your name and social
    security number on it. I don't need
    the rest of that stuff.
    (to George)
    George, this is Mary. She's here
    for the job.

    GEORGE
    Mary's a good name. I'm pleased to
    meet you. Don't like those names
    like Brittany or Tiffany. Just
    can't trust 'em.

    As George walks away, Mary fills out the application and
    hands it to Myna. Myna examines the application.

    MYNA
    Okay Mary, have you ever worked a
    cash register?

    MARY
    No, but I'm a quick learner.

    MYNA
    Have you ever stocked shelves?

    MARY
    No, but I can empty them pretty
    fast.

    Myna smiles at her.

    MYNA
    Are you trustworthy? Have you ever
    stolen anything?

    Ashamed, Mary confesses.

    MARY
    Yes, when I was twelve, I stole a
    bracelet from a store.

    A $500 bracelet from Tiffanys.

    MYNA
    Did you get caught?

    MARY
    Not by the store, worse. My mom.

    MYNA
    What did she do?

    MARY
    She made me take it back and
    apologize to the store owner.

    MYNA
    Well your mother did the right
    thing. You're hired.

    Mary smiles at Myna.

    MARY
    When do I start?

    MYNA
    Tomorrow morning. But I have to
    tell you, we are trying to sell the
    business so I can't promise you a
    job if we are successful in finding
    a new owner.

    MARY
    That's okay, I can't promise you I
    will be here long anyway.

    INT. CHEAP MOTEL ROOM - NIGHT

    Mary tosses and turns on the bed, unable to sleep on the
    cheap mattress. She turns on the TV. One of her movies is on
    TV. She starts to cry.

    INT. EMERYS MARKET - NEXT DAY

    Mary knocks on the glass door. George walks slowly to the
    door and unlocks it.

    GEORGE
    Good morning Mary.

    MARY
    Good morning.

    She yawns, tired from lack of sleep. He leads her back of the
    store.

    INT. EMERYS MARKET OFFICE

    Myna sits doing paperwork. Myna looks up at her.

    MYNA
    Good morning.

    MARY
    Good morning.

    GEORGE
    Would you like some coffee?

    A fresh pot of coffee sits in the coffee maker.

    MARY
    I would love one. I looked for a
    Starbucks on the way here.

    MYNA
    What's Starbucks?

    MARY
    It's a place that sells coffee.

    GEORGE
    That's all they sell?

    MARY
    Well, they sell Cappuccino,
    Espresso, Caffè Latte, Caffè Mocha,
    Macchiato...

    GEORGE
    I thought they sold coffee?

    MARY
    Those are coffees. Just different
    types.

    GEORGE
    If coffee is all they sell, they
    must sell it cheap.

    MARY
    It is pretty cheap. Under five
    dollars a cup.

    This bombshell freezes Myna and George.

    MYNA
    And people actually pay that much
    for coffee?

    George shakes his head.

    GEORGE
    Coffee, a beverage that is just hot
    water poured through ground up
    beans?
    (to Myna)
    Honey, we are in the wrong
    business.

    Myna pours a hot cup of her coffee and hands it to Mary.

    MYNA
    Here, dear. It's free.

    Mary takes a sip. It's not as good as she is use to, but with
    enough sugar, it will do.

    INT. EMERYS MARKET - CASH REGISTER

    Mary learning to use the cash register. It's an old push
    button one. No bar codes here.

    She rings up a soda and a can of soup. $126 dollars.

    Myna shakes her head no.

    She rings up a soda and a can of soup. 12 cents.

    Myna shakes her head no.

    She rings up a soda and a can of soup. $1.26.

    Myna shakes her head yes. Finally.

    Mary ringing up customers Patient people smiling sweetly.

    INT. EMERYS MARKET - DAY

    Mary is stocking shelves. She uses a knife to cut open a box.
    She cuts the top of the box off then reaches in to pull out a
    box of cereal. She tips the box of cereal a little and cereal
    falls out on the floor.

    INT. EMERYS MARKET - DAY

    Mary eating cereal while ringing customers up.

    INT. EMERYS MARKET - DAY

    Using the price gun to put prices on the merchandise. Missing
    all but four of them.

    INT. EMERYS MARKET - DAY

    Mary is leaning on the counter drinking a Red Bull. Myna
    approaches her.

    MYNA
    Are you tired, dear?

    MARY
    Yes, a little..

    MYNA
    Well, go home dear, get some sleep.

    MARY
    I have to find someplace to live.
    The motel bed is terrible. I saw
    this ad for a room to rent.

    She shows Myna the ad.

    MYNA
    You don't want to live there.

    MARY
    Why not?

    MYNA
    I hear that the landlords aren't
    very nice.

    Myna walks toward the door and locks it.

    MARY
    You know them?

    MYNA
    Honey, I know everyone. I know a
    place for you to live. It's about
    two miles from here and cheap.

    They walk into the office.

    INT. EMERYS OFFICE

    Mary and Myna are in the office.

    MARY
    How cheap?

    MYNA
    How about $200 a month?

    MARY
    That's cheap, I think. Where is it?

    MYNA
    It's above our garage. The farm
    hands use to live there. It's nice
    and roomy.

    MARY
    That would be perfect

    MYNA
    Now let's get out of here and I'll
    show you your new apartment.

    EXT. EMERY HOUSE - EVENING

    The couple pulls up in their old, but pristine Buick to a
    farmhouse that is older than the store. It is in good shape,
    but needs a little TLC. Mary pulls in behind them and looks
    at the house and the surrounding farmland.

    MARY
    I haven't seen anything like this
    outside of the movies.

    GEORGE
    You should have seen it in the
    fifties. We had over five hundred
    acres, growing the best crops in
    the county.

    They walk toward the door.

    MYNA
    George's vegetables were winners
    every year at the Tuscola County
    Fair.

    GEORGE
    You won a few years yourself, with
    your animals and your peach pies.

    They enter the house, which could double as a museum.
    Everything is nice, but at least 30 years old with the
    exception of the avocado range and refrigerator, and a
    microwave.

    INT. EMERYS KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER

    George sits at the table. Myna starts dinner.

    MYNA
    Breakfast is included and served at
    seven.

    GEORGE
    Hope you like a big breakfast,
    Mary.

    MARY
    Well, usually I just have a coffee.

    MYNA
    That's why you're so skinny, honey.
    You need some breakfast to get you
    going and to get those boobies to
    grow. Come on out, I'll show you
    your room.

    An embarrassed Mary looks at her chest and follows Myna
    outside.

    INT. MARYS APARTMENT - MOMENTS LATER

    The apartment is larger, and dirtier than Mary expected. It
    could use some work, but is liveable. The carpet is red. Very
    red. There is a bathroom, but the bed is out in the main
    living area along with a couch. Mary walks over to the closet
    and opens the door. Some old flannel shirts hang in the
    closet.

    MYNA
    I need to start dinner now. George
    is on a schedule. Do you need help
    with your things?

    MARY
    No, that's okay, I'll get them.

    MYNA
    Okay dear, dinner will be ready in
    an hour, if you're hungry.

    Myna leaves Mary's apartment.

    MARY
    Not the red carpet I want to be
    walking down.

    EXT. MARYS CAR - MOMENTS LATER

    Mary is pulling a heavy suitcase from the trunk.

    Mary lugging it up the stairs.

    Mary finally getting the last of them in the new apartment.

    A tired Mary falling down on the bed, fast asleep.

    INT. EMERYS DINING ROOM - MORNING

    Myna is cooking a big breakfast, eggs, bacon, hash browns.
    George is reading the paper, drinking a cup of coffee. A
    scene that has been repeating itself for decades. They hear
    the door open. A refreshed Mary walks in to the dining room.

    MARY
    Good morning.

    MYNA
    You must be starving this morning.
    You didn't join us for dinner.

    GEORGE
    You missed a mighty good pepper
    steak.

    MYNA
    I went to see if you wanted dinner
    but you didn't answer the knocking.

    MARY
    I was so tired, I fell asleep in my
    clothes.

    Myna is filling a plate with scrambled eggs, bacon, hash
    browns and toast. She sets it in front of Mary. It smells
    like nothing else she's ever smelled. She closes her eyes and
    inhales the wonderful odors. George notices her.

    GEORGE
    You have to use the fork, Mary. It
    won't get there any other way.

    Mary opens her eyes and smiles at him.

    INT. EMERYS MARKET - DAY

    Mary is ringing up a customer. She is doing better now.

    MARY
    Thanks, have a good day.

    The customer walks away. Before the customer exits. Two young
    ladies enter. They are KAREN FOSTER, 22, and DEANNA SHOLTER
    also 22. They are the best looking girls this small town has
    to offer and they know it. They would be merely average,
    maybe even below average by Hollywood standards. They walk
    past some out-of-date fashions and laugh. Karen picks out an
    old studded tee-shirt.

    KAREN
    Who in their right mind would wear
    this?

    They look at it laugh.

    DEANNA
    I can't believe you actually worked
    here.

    They laugh and wander over to the counter. Karen looks over
    at Mary. Something is familiar, but she can't put her finger
    on it.

    KAREN
    I can't believe it either. How
    stupid was I?

    They both laugh.

    DEANNA
    Why did we come here anyway?

    KAREN
    I didn't feel like standing in
    those long lines just for tampons.
    I make enough, I can afford it.

    Deanna plays along with her friends bragging.

    DEANNA
    How much does the head cashier at
    Walmart make anyway?

    Karen is pleased to tell her. Again.

    KAREN
    Eight twenty an hour, plus
    benefits.

    Mary made about three million for her last picture. Karen
    would have to work 40 hour weeks for 175 years to come close.

    MARY
    Wow. Eight twenty an hour.

    The girls turn and look at this girl. Who is she?

    KAREN
    Plus benefits.

    Karen smile smugly and puts her tampons on the counter.

    Mary wants to say something so bad. She wants to tell her
    that she pays assistant twenty five dollars an hour. Plus
    benefits.

    KAREN
    Did you go to Owendale?

    MARY
    What's an Owendale?

    The girls laugh at her. Again.

    KAREN
    It's a school and a town about
    twenty miles from here.

    MARY
    Sorry, I'm not from around here,
    I'm not sure where that is.

    Mary rings up the tampons.

    KAREN
    So why did you come to this shitty
    town?

    Mary didn't think about an answer to this question. She leans
    in to the girls. They also lean in.

    MARY
    (softly)
    The government put me here. Witness
    protection.

    The girls gasp. This may be the most exciting thing that's
    happen to this town in... well they don't know of anything
    exciting that's happened.

    DEANNA
    What did you see? What did you do?

    Mary looks around. She leans in once again.

    MARY
    I saw a mob guy kill another mob
    guy.

    Both girls stare with open mouths.

    KAREN
    (Trying not to look
    impressed)
    So what happened?

    Mary has no idea. She has to make something up.

    MARY
    I was a waitress in an Italian
    place. I was getting ready to serve
    some guy his ravioli and then, BAM,
    his buddy shoots him in the head.

    She watched the Godfather.

    MARY (CONT'D)
    I dropped his food on the floor.

    DEANNA
    Holy shit!! What did you do?

    Karen looks on skeptically.

    MARY
    Nothing, I wanted to run, but I
    couldn't

    KAREN
    So why didn't he shoot you?

    MARY
    I don't know, they have a code
    about that sort of thing.

    Deanna nods.

    DEANNA
    I heard about that...

    Karen glares at Deanna.

    KAREN
    When have you heard about anything
    about the mob?

    DEANNA
    I've heard things...

    KAREN
    So the government put you here to
    hide?

    MARY
    Just until the trial, then I'll go
    back to testify.

    DEANNA
    Aren't you scared?

    MARY
    Sure, a little. But they say I'm
    safe here as long as I don't tell
    anyone. You guys can keep a secret
    cant you?

    They can. But they won't. The whole town will know by dinner
    time.

    KAREN
    Sure, we can keep it to ourselves.

    MARY
    Thanks. I appreciate that. Did you
    want to pay cash or charge these?

    She motions to the tampons.

    EXT. REAR OF EMERYS MARKET - EVENING

    Mary exits the building through the rear door. Myna and
    George are there to lock the door behind her.

    MYNA
    Should we expect you for dinner,
    dear?

    MARY
    I think I'll go for a drive, eat
    something while I'm out.

    MYNA
    Okay, drive carefully.

    MARY
    Thanks

    Mary watches the elderly couple slowly enter their car and
    drive away. She opens her car door and slides into her seat
    and turns the key. It cranks and cranks and cranks. Tries
    again. Same thing.

    MARY
    Shit.

    INT. RESTAURANT - MOMENTS LATER

    At a phone in a nearby restaurant, Mary thumbs through a
    yellow pages. She finds an auto repair place. She dials the
    number.

    ANDY (O.S.)
    P&A Service, Andy speaking.

    MARY
    Hi, my car won't start.

    ANDY (O.S.)
    I'm sorry, we closed about ten
    minutes ago. Can I come and look at
    it in the morning?

    Mary isn't use to waiting for anything. This is such an
    inconvenience.

    MARY
    Well I had plans tonight...

    She's hoping this works.

    INT. B&A SERVICE - EVENING

    ANDY MACAULAY, 25, is a clean-cut, handsome young man who
    looks extremely out of place in a garage. His work uniform is
    neat and clean.

    ANDY
    What kind of car is it?

    MARY (O.S.)
    It's a blue one.

    Andy has to laugh.

    ANDY
    What kind of blue car is it?

    MARY (O.S.)
    Lummix...Lima....Luna..

    ANDY
    Lumina?

    MARY (O.S.)
    Yes! That's it. Lumina.

    Andy is a little charmed by her naivety.

    ANDY
    What's it doing?

    MARY (O.S.)
    It's not doing anything. It won't
    start.

    ANDY
    Does the engine try and start?

    MARY (O.S.)
    Yes, it tries and tries.

    ANDY
    Does it smell like gas in the car?

    MARY (O.S.)
    No, I don't think so.

    ANDY
    Okay. Where are you?

    INT. RESTAURANT - MOMENTS LATER

    Mary is on the phone.

    MARY
    I'm at the Clock restaurant.

    ANDY (O.S.)
    I'll be there in about ten minutes.
    If it's what I think it is, it will
    only take a few minutes to fix.

    MARY
    You will? Thank you. I really
    appreciate it.

    EXT. RESTAURANT - LATER

    Mary is waiting outside. A tow truck pulls in and slowly
    drives around the parking lot.
    Mary realizes that he's looking for a blue Lumina. She walks
    over to the truck. Andy rolls down the window.

    ANDY
    Blue Lumina?

    Mary is a little embarrassed.

    MARY
    I should have told you where the
    car was, right?

    EXT. EMERYS MARKET REAR PARKING LOT - MOMENTS LATER

    The hood of her car is up and Andy is under there working on
    it. Mary sits behind the wheel.

    MARY
    Is this going to cost very much? I
    work here and don't have much
    money.

    She winces at this.

    ANDY
    You work here? I think half the
    people in this town have worked
    here at one time or another. If
    it's what I think it is, it will
    cost you about four dollars plus
    labor.

    MARY
    And what will labor cost?

    He comes up from under the hood.

    ANDY
    Try it now.

    Mary turns the key. The engine cranks a couple times then
    roars to life. Mary is relieved.

    MARY
    You are a lifesaver.

    ANDY
    Hope you can still make your plans.

    Mary forgot the lie she told.

    MARY
    I already cancelled them. I didn't
    think I'd be able to make it.

    Andy closes the hood and walks to her window.

    ANDY
    I'll be right back with the bill.

    Mary waits in her car, dreading the bill. Andy walks back and
    hands her the bill. She looks at the bill and then back at
    him.

    MARY
    Ten dollars?

    She can't believe it.

    ANDY
    Too much?

    MARY
    No, I guess I was expecting more.

    Andy is genuine and honest.

    ANDY
    The filter was four dollars and
    labor was six dollars. I was only
    here ten minutes.

    She still can't believe it.

    ANDY (CONT'D)
    If you don't have it, you can drop
    it off tomorrow. The address is on
    the bill.

    MARY
    Can I at least buy you a beer?

    Andy looks away shyly.

    ANDY
    I don't think my girlfriend would
    appreciate that, but thanks.

    Wow, a guy who doesn't want to pick her up.

    MARY
    Well than I'll buy you one and
    drink it myself. Where's the best
    place to go?

    Andy thinks.

    ANDY
    Wiltses is about the best if you
    don't like country places. They
    actually have music that wasn't
    recorded in the 50's. I think they
    have a band tonight.

    MARY
    I'll have to check it out. You're
    sure it will be okay to pay you
    tomorrow?

    ANDY
    Yes, I'm sure.

    MARY
    Your boss won't mind?

    ANDY
    No, he won't mind at all.

    Andy laughs a little laugh. She notices the patches on his
    shirt. One says B&A Service. The other says Andy.

    MARY
    You're the "A" in B&A.

    ANDY
    The "B" is Bob. My dad.

    MARY
    So I'm getting the "Know the Owner"
    discount?

    ANDY
    I guess you're getting the "Meet
    the Owner" discount. I'm Andy
    Macaulay.

    Mary reaches to shake his hand.

    MARY
    I'm S..

    Shit. She can't use that name but quickly fakes a cough.

    MARY (CONT'D)
    Nice to meet you. Mary Donner.

    ANDY
    Well Mary, I have to go close up
    the shop.
    If you're going to be in town for a
    while, I'm sure we will run into
    each other.

    MARY
    Tomorrow.

    ANDY
    What's tomorrow?

    MARY
    I'm coming by to pay my debt. I
    always pay when I owe.

    ANDY
    Well I guess I'll see you then.
    Enjoy that beer for me.

    MARY
    I will. Thanks.

    Andy slowly walks to his tow truck. Mary watches his ass in
    her side view mirror.

    MARY
    (softly to herself)
    Nice buns.

    INT. MARYS APARTMENT BATHROOM - EVENING

    Mary is fixing her makeup in the cramped bathroom. The light
    isn't very good.

    Mary looking through her closet for something appropriate for
    going out to the bar.

    Mary is wearing jeans that cost more than a week's wages in
    these parts, a silk shirt and $600 high heels. Way too
    dressed up for this town.

    EXT. WILTSES BAR -EVENING

    From the outside the bar appears to be nothing special. The
    vehicles parked in the gravel parking lot outside are mainly
    trucks. She looks around the parking lot and the neon signs
    advertising various beers.

    MARY
    (psyching herself up)
    Fit in. You can do it.

    She looks down at her outfit. She's going to stand out. She
    walks toward the door, stumbling in her high heels on the
    gravel.

    INT. WILTSES - MOMENTS LATER

    The front door opens and Mary walks in. Surveying the bar, it
    looks the same as she thought it would look. An old wooden
    bar, covered with thousands of cigarette burns, sits on the
    far wall. The bar is about half full. The men mostly wear
    hats, Levis and tee shirts advertising their favorite beer,
    sports team or anatomy part. Some women wear tight jeans and
    belly shirts. Even the ones who shouldn't. Mary walks over to
    an empty seat at the bar. She sits down. The bartender, Rod,
    walks over. He's a pleasant looking man of 50, a little
    overweight.

    ROD
    Hi, what can I get you?

    MARY
    I'll have a Grey Goose
    Cosmopolitan.

    ROD
    A what?

    MARY
    A Grey Goose Cosmopolitan.

    ROD
    What's in one?

    MARY
    I just know it's Grey Goose and
    some red stuff. Maybe cranberry.

    ROD
    Sorry, we don't have Grey Goose. We
    have Smirnoff and Popov vodkas.

    MARY
    I guess I'll just have a glass of
    Merlot.

    ROD
    Not much of a wine list I'm afraid.
    Just red or white wine.

    MARY
    I'll have a glass of red.

    The Rod goes to get her a glass. Mary turns to look around
    the bar. Half of the bar is looking at her. Some turn away
    when she sees them. Rod returns with her wine.

    ROD
    That will be two seventy five.

    Mary hands him a twenty. He leaves to get her the change. She
    has a sip and about chokes on it. It tastes like a $2.75
    glass of wine should taste. Rod returns with her change.

    ROD
    How is it?

    No need to insult the bartender the first time here.

    MARY
    It's okay. Guess I'm not really in
    a wine mood tonight.

    ROD
    Might be a little old. How about a
    nice cold Budweiser?

    MARY
    Sure.

    He leaves to get her Bud.

    INT. WILTSES FRONT DOOR

    The front door opens and Karen and Deanna walk in the door.
    Men and women greet them by name as they walk through the
    bar. They walk to a table on the other side of the bar from
    Mary, near where the band will be playing.

    INT. WILTSES BAR

    Rod comes back to Mary.

    ROD
    Grey Goose Citron, Cointreau,
    Cranberry, and Lime Juice.

    MARY
    What's that?

    ROD
    A Grey Goose Cosmopolitan. I looked
    it up and we don't have any of it.
    I'll try and make something close
    if you want.

    MARY
    No, that's okay. The beer is
    tasting pretty good tonight.

    ROD
    You'll fit in better drinking the
    beer. Not many locals drinking
    Cosmopolitans or wine.

    MARY
    I look more local with a beer?

    ROD
    Yes, but those clothes still give
    you away.

    She looks around at the girls in the bar. He's right.

    MARY
    Where would I go shopping for
    clothes?

    ROD
    There is a mall in Bay City. It's
    about 30 miles west of here.

    She needs to go shopping for clothes. No need bringing
    unneeded attention to herself.

    MARY
    Thank you very much.

    ROD
    No problem. How long until the
    trial anyway?

    She laughs. Word gets around fast.

    MARY
    Not sure when. I'm glad they could
    keep a secret.

    ROD
    Small town. Word travels fast.
    Mary.

    He knows her name.

    MARY
    I see. Can you keep a secret...?

    She's waiting for his name.

    ROD
    Rod.

    Rod moves close.

    ROD (CONT'D)
    Is this new secret that you were
    bullshitting them?

    MARY
    Yes. Rod.

    They both smile.

    ROD
    That was pretty good, they bought
    it all. You should be an actress.

    With that, he walks away to pour more beers.

    INT. WILTSES BATHROOM - MOMENTS LATER

    Karen and Deanna enter the bathroom. They are adjusting their
    makeup.

    KAREN
    Did I tell you? I might go to the
    new store in Bay City? I'll get out
    of here, finally.

    DEANNA
    What about Andy?

    KAREN
    You think I'm going to marry him? I
    need a man with ambition. He left
    his in New York.

    DEANNA
    He's got a good job. His own
    business. What's wrong with that?

    KAREN
    Nothing if you want to stay here
    and spend every week doing the same
    thing.

    DEANNA
    You make it sound bad here.

    KAREN
    It is bad. It's boring and
    monotonous. It's Friday night and
    here we are, in this shitty bar
    drinking beer in bottles.

    DEANNA
    I like beer and this bar.

    KAREN
    Wouldn't you like to be in a classy
    place drinking classy drinks with
    good looking men who have good
    jobs.

    This does have some appeal to Deanna.

    DEANNA
    I guess.

    But she's still not convinced.

    DEANNA
    Did you tell anyone about that girl
    today at Emerys?

    KAREN
    No. Did you?

    A lie

    DEANNA
    No, me either.

    Another lie. They finish and leave the bathroom. As soon as
    the door closes Mary opens a stall door. She heard everything
    they said.

    INT. WILTSES BAR - MOMENTS LATER

    Walking back to her seat she sees Andy sitting with Karen.
    Dressed in regular clothes he looks pretty good to her. He
    waves to her. Karen sees him wave and gives him a dirty look.
    She sits and finishes her beer. Rod appears.

    ROD
    Another beer, Mary?

    MARY
    Yes, I would.

    Rod goes turns around to get one from the cooler and returns
    in an instant.

    ROD
    It's on the house. Ohio customer
    discount.

    Mary is impressed.

    MARY
    This town treats it's visitors very
    well.

    ROD
    You know Andy?

    MARY
    A little. He fixed my car today.

    ROD
    He's a good guy. Know his
    girlfriend?

    MARY
    She's one of the one's I lied to.

    ROD
    Figures. She's got the biggest
    mouth in the town.

    She looks over at her and Andy who is sitting there bored
    while Karen flirts with another guy.

    MARY
    What does he see in her? He seems
    like a nice guy.

    ROD
    He is. That's the problem.

    INT. SMALL APARTMENT - NIGHT

    Jonny is sitting in his barren apartment, looking under couch
    cushions, counting out change so he can go out. He is broke.
    Magazines sit cluttered on a table. An idea pops into his
    nearly empty head. He flips through one of the tabloids then
    picks up the phone to dial.

    JONNY
    Do you pay cash for pictures?

    He smiles at the answer.

    INT. WILTSES BAR - LATER

    The band is playing bad 70's rock tunes and the place is
    rocking. Mary is still there drinking beer. She's watching
    the band and swaying to the music. A tap on her shoulder from
    behind. She turns and it's Andy.

    MARY
    Hey, my hero. Going to let me buy
    you that beer now?

    He holds up a full beer.

    ANDY
    Not now, maybe later.

    MARY
    You have something against a woman
    buying you a beer?

    He does.

    ANDY
    No, but I have a full one right
    now.

    MARY
    You're girlfriend know you're over
    here.?

    He looks over at Karen who is busy talking with the guys in
    the band.

    ANDY
    I doubt if she knows I've left the
    table.

    MARY
    What do you see in her? I know
    she's beautiful, but…

    Andy won't speak badly of her out of respect.

    ANDY
    We've been together on and off
    since high school. She's a nice
    girl once you get to know her.

    MARY
    I had a feeling you were going to
    say that.

    Andy shrugs.

    ANDY
    So you didn't tell me you are
    hiding here in our little town.

    Mary fakes surprise.

    MARY
    Who said I'm hiding?

    ANDY
    Word travels fast. Especially since
    you told the biggest gossips in
    town.

    Mary smiles at him.

    MARY
    And they still believe it?

    ANDY
    I don't think so. Too many people
    have made fun of them for believing
    it. They are kinda pissed about it.

    MARY
    What do you think?

    ANDY
    I think it's kind of funny. I can
    imagine what she said in Emery's
    today. If she wasn't my girlfriend,
    I'd say she probably deserved it.

    MARY
    So you're not mad?

    ANDY
    At what?

    MARY
    My being a smartass. Making her
    look foolish.

    ANDY
    Not really, but...

    Andy is interrupted by a tap on the shoulder. It's Karen.
    She's not happy.

    ANDY
    Hi Karen. You've met Mary, right?

    Karen coldly stares at Mary, looking over her outfit.

    KAREN
    Well, if it isn't the mafia
    princess. Seen any good murders
    lately?

    Mary laughs at this.

    MARY
    I'm sorry. An overactive
    imagination, I guess.

    Karen hates her. Silence. Karen has to say something to save
    face. Anything...

    KAREN
    Speaking of overactive imagination,
    where did you get those ugly shoes?
    Payless? And that shirt. I'm sure I
    saw it on the discount rack at
    Walmart.

    Mary looks down at her $720 Casadei shoes, $480 Fendi Jeans,
    and her $430 Moschino Patchwork T-Shirt. Should she tell her?
    Yep.

    MARY
    These are Casadei shoes.

    Karen looks at her. So? Like that name means anything to her.

    KAREN
    Like that's a real designer.

    She's never heard of Casadei.

    ANDY
    Please excuse me ladies.

    Andy walks off to the bathroom.

    KAREN
    So what were you two talking about?

    MARY
    Nothing much. My job. Caro.

    KAREN
    There's not much to talk about. The
    town sucks and the Emery's are
    fossils. I think they founded it.

    Karen turn and leans on the bar looking at the towns people
    having fun.

    MARY
    The Emery's are sweet. And I like
    this town. It's comfortable.

    KAREN
    Yea, comfortable like an old
    slipper. Please. This place is so
    damn boring. If you like it here,
    you obviously haven't been many
    places.

    Not many except Paris, Rome, Cannes...

    KAREN (CONT'D)
    I need to get back to my table. My
    friends are waiting.

    Before Mary can say a thing, Karen has left.

    MARY
    Good-bye Sweetie.

    She smiles sweetly.

    ROD
    Casadei shoes. You aren't from
    Ohio.

    Rod know his shoes and may have a few secrets of his own.

    INT. LAUNDRY MAT - NIGHT

    Mary walks into a laundromat carrying two paper grocery bags
    of dirty laundry. She looks around, unsure if what to do. The
    attendant, an older man, merely looks up from watching a
    baseball game and nods. She walks over to an empty machine
    and reads the directions on the lid. She puts her quarters in
    the slots and starts the washer. An older woman sitting near
    smiles at her. Mary dumps one bag of clothes in the washer
    and closes the lid.

    OLDER WOMAN
    Aren't you going to use soap, dear?
    You need soap.

    Mary forgot soap.

    MARY
    I can't believe I forgot it.

    OLDER WOMAN
    They have some over there in the
    dispenser.

    Mary walks to the dispenser and inserts more quarters. Out
    pops a small bag of detergent that is good for four loads of
    clothing. Mary goes over to the washer and dumps the entire
    opened bag into the washer. The old woman shakes her head in
    disgust. Mary sits in a chair and picks up a magazine.

    Slowly bubbles start to emerge from the washing machine.

    Mary still reading.

    The old woman looking at the washing machine, eyes wide open.

    Back to the washer, more bubbles emerging.

    Mary reading.

    Old woman. Still watching.

    Washer, where bubbles are now overflowing on the ground.

    The older woman slowly gets up and starts walking over to
    tell Mary. The camera focuses on her feet, treading slowly on
    the soapy wet floor. Then it happens. She loses her footing
    and crashes to the floor in a painful thud.

    EXT. LAUNDRY MAT - LATER

    Two EMT's are loading the old woman in the back of an
    ambulance. Mary is crying while the attendant is attempting
    to comfort her. He puts his arm around her.

    ATTENDANT
    Don't worry, lots of women her age
    break their hips every day.

    With this Mary cries even harder.

    INT. EMERYS MARKET - DAY

    Mary is working the register. Myna is stocking the shelves.
    George comes out of the office.

    GEORGE
    Mom, I'm not feeling well right
    now. Think you can take me home?

    Myna comes to him.

    MYNA
    Do you need to see Dr. Wolcott?

    GEORGE
    No, I just want to go home and
    rest.

    MYNA
    (to George)
    You're going to see Dr. Wolcott.
    (to Mary)
    Will you be okay here?

    MARY
    Yes, I'll be fine

    GEORGE
    We hardly have customers anymore,
    of course she'll be fine.

    He gives her a wink.

    MYNA
    Okay, Dad, come on, let's go.

    GEORGE
    Old age is hard, Mary. I wouldn't
    recommend it.

    MARY
    What's the alternative?

    She smiles at him.

    INT. JILLS HOLLYWOOD HOME - EVENING

    In a beautifully furnished living room, Jill is in a robe
    reading a tabloid. She gets an idea. She picks up a cell
    phone and dials a number.

    JILL
    Hello? I have a story that I think
    you would like...

    Just then, she looks up. Samantha's (Mary's) boyfriend Jonny,
    also in a robe comes into the living room.

    JONNY
    Do you have any bottled water?

    She shushes him and returns to her call.

    JILL
    I have information about Samantha
    Ashley...

    INT. MARYS APARTMENT - EVENING

    She's trying to iron some clothes. Entertainment Tonight is
    running a story on her. The television plays.

    ON TV

    We see clips of Samantha in various movie parts, at premiers,
    etc.

    HOST (V.O.)
    Samantha is rumored to be staying
    in an undisclosed drug rehab
    center. Calls to her
    representatives have not been
    returned.

    MARY
    Dammit!

    She doesn't notice that the iron is too hot. She lifts it
    with the clothing stuck to the iron.

    Shit. That's a $300 shirt ruined. She hears the Emery's car
    pull into the driveway. She runs down to see them.

    EXT. EMERYS DRIVEWAY - MOMENTS LATER

    Mary goes to the passenger door to help with George.

    MARY
    (to Myna)
    Is he okay?
    (to George)
    Are you okay?

    MYNA
    He's comfortable now. We have more
    tests in Saginaw.

    They are now out of the car and walking to the house.

    GEORGE
    I'll be fine. I just need some
    rest.

    They get him in his easy chair in the living room. He is in
    obviously in some pain.

    MARY
    Can I do anything to help?

    MYNA
    No, dear. We are okay now. He feels
    better here at home.

    MARY
    He should be in the hospital if
    he's in that much pain.

    GEORGE
    Nonsense, I'll be fine in a few
    days.

    INT. MARYS APARTMENT - NIGHT

    Mary is in bed, tossing and turning. She can't sleep. She
    looks at the clock. It's 1:00 am.

    EXT. MARYS APARTMENT - MOMENTS LATER

    Mary walks out of her apartment into the darkness. The sounds
    of a country night greet her. Crickets chirp. Frogs serenade.
    A moon so bright it creates shadows.

    Mary starts walking down the road.

    EXT. MAIN STREET OF CARO - MOMENTS LATER

    Mary is walking down the empty main street of Caro. She looks
    in the windows of the stores. The clean streets. A light
    breeze blows a newspaper toward her. Instinctively, she
    reaches down to pick up the offending paper and throws it in
    a garbage can.

    INT. EMERYS MARKET - DAY

    A delivery man is unpacking and stocking the magazine shelves
    as Mary stocks some shelves. The delivery man finishes and
    brings her the bill to sign.

    DELIVERY MAN
    Here, you go. Just sign on the
    bottom line please.

    Mary signs.

    DELIVERY MAN
    Thanks. Have a great day.

    The delivery man leaves and Mary goes to the register. Two
    older ladies enter the store for a little shopping. They stop
    at the magazines and pick a few out, chatting along the way.
    They smile as they they pass Mary, but never stop chatting.
    Mary can hear a little their conversation.

    OLDER WOMAN #1
    and it's such a shame that they
    have all the fame and money, and
    they still aren't happy.

    OLDER WOMAN #2
    They are just spoiled. That's all.
    They don't appreciate anything.

    As they set their items on the counter Mary sees it. The
    camera focuses in on the new National Enquirer featuring a
    drunken Samantha Ashley on the cover with the caption reading
    "Young Star in Rehab." Mary is in shock.

    EXT. EMERYS MARKET REAR PARKING LOT

    Mary is pacing in the parking lot talking to her agent,
    tabloid in her hand.

    MARY
    I can't believe it. This is such
    bullshit. Can I sue?

    KYLE (O.S.)
    Yes, but what good is that going to
    do? They covered all their bases.
    That's why they pay millions a year
    for a crack legal team.

    MARY
    Where would they get that story
    from? I don't even use drugs.

    INT. AGENTS OFFICE - DAY

    Kyle is sitting at his huge desk, thumbing through the new
    National Enquirer.

    KYLE
    You didn't see the other picture?

    MARY (O.S.)
    No...

    She's now worried that they may have found out that where she
    is and she will lose the role.

    KYLE
    Turn to page fifty-nine.

    EXT. EMERYS MARKET REAR PARKING LOT - DAY

    Mary flips to page fifty-nine. She sees the picture. It's a
    picture of Jonny and Jill together in bed. Mary pissed.

    MARY
    I want her cell number.

    KYLE (O.S.)
    Whose?

    MARY
    You know whose number I want. The
    bitch who fed them that story.

    KYLE (O.S.)
    You don't want to do that. Just let
    it be. We don't even know it's her.

    MARY
    Yes, we do know.

    KYLE (O.S.)
    You didn't get it from me. 555
    1276.

    The rear door opens. Myna looks out.

    MARY
    (To Kyle)
    I'll call you soon.

    She hangs up the phone.

    MYNA
    Are you alright, dear?

    Mary wipes a tear away.

    MARY
    I'll be okay.

    MYNA
    You can tell us. We are family now.
    Whatever it is.

    Mary is touched by her kindness. She looks up with a crooked
    smile.

    INT. WILTSES BAR - EVENING

    Mary is sitting at the bar finishing a beer. Make that her
    fourth beer. She's pretty drunk. Rod comes over.

    MARY
    I want another beer.

    Rod looks at her, then behind her. Andy comes up to the bar
    and sits next to her. He smiles at her.

    MARY
    Well, it's my hero again.

    ANDY
    I think I'll take that beer now. If
    the offer still stands.

    Mary smiles back at him.

    INT. WILTSES BAR - EVENING

    Andy and Mary are at a table now talking, both with a beers.

    MARY
    So the Emery's have known you your
    whole life?

    ANDY
    They've known everyone here their
    whole lives. They've always been
    here. Like the water tower.

    MARY
    They told me they use to have a big
    farm.

    ANDY
    Yea, I heard it was pretty good
    size back in the 40's and 50's.
    Just about everyone here worked for
    them one time or another.

    MARY
    At the store?

    ANDY
    At the store, at the farm. Times
    get tough, they would hire people
    even if they didn't need the help
    just so the people could pay the
    mortgage and put food on the table.

    Mary is amazed at their generosity.

    ANDY (CONT'D)
    Up until a few years ago, they
    would leave the store unlocked all
    night, so if someone needed
    something, they could get it.

    MARY
    And no one stole anything?

    ANDY
    Don't know. If they did, the
    Emery's never said anything.

    MARY
    Where are their children?

    ANDY
    They never had any. Don't know why.
    They always loved having kids
    around. Think it was probably some
    medical reason. Can't imagine
    people like that not wanting
    children to love.

    Mary wants to cry. These wonderful people, full of love,
    couldn't have children.

    ANDY (CONT'D)
    They gave their love to the town.
    Sounds kind of silly. You'll never
    find better people. Anywhere.

    MARY
    I found that out.

    ANDY
    It's a shame that they are losing
    so much business to that big place.

    MARY
    Where your girlfriend works?

    Andy smiles.

    ANDY
    Yea, that place.

    MARY
    Can't even say the name of it?

    ANDY
    I can, I choose not to. I hate to
    see capitalism encroaching on a
    place like this. I know that the
    company has its duty to share
    holders, but at what cost. For a
    community like this to survive, the
    profits have to stay here. It will
    ruin it.

    Mary is amazed at his grasp of the economy in small towns. He
    is no ordinary mechanic.

    MARY
    I'm not sure what you said, but I'd
    have to say I agree with you.

    INT. MARYS APARTMENT - NIGHT

    A drunk Mary is making a call on her cell phone.

    INT. TRENDY CLUB IN LA - MOMENTS LATER

    Jill is holding court with her posse and various hangers-on
    and Jonny. Her phone rings. They all become silent, the queen
    is about to use her phone. Jill answers.

    JILL
    Who's calling?

    MARY (O.S.)
    Hazleton Rehab. A place I know you
    are familiar with.

    Jill laughs and covers the phone mouthpiece.

    JILL
    (to everyone around her)
    Please, I need to take this alone.

    They all leave as ordered.

    JILL (CONT'D)
    So, how's the hard life?

    INT. MARYS APARTMENT - EVENING

    Mary looks around at her apartment.

    MARY
    It's great, I'm learning everything
    I'm going to need for the role.

    Ouch! A sore spot.

    JIL