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  • The Fall of Western Civilization

    a short film by

    Nicholas Washburn

    Black screen. Operation Ivy's "Sound System" plays. When the bass part
    segues into the guitar part, go from the opening logos to cutting into a
    bright shiny blue convertable speeding down the Miracle Mile of Belmont,
    California. It is driven by a yuppie with expensive sunglasses, bleached
    hair, and is very clean shaven. CU of the interior of the car, the
    driver is screaming onto his Nokia. Speed dolly backwards to the car
    behind him, a minivan with a soccer mom driver and a teenage punk
    rocker. The mom is yelling in the ear of the punk. Speed dolly to the
    next car, a beat up piece of shit with two whiterappers inside bobbing
    their heads to what would be a horrid rap song, but instead is still the
    Operation Ivy skapunk. Cut to a teenager with long hair and plain
    looking clothes sitting next to a girl in vaguely punkish clothes on a
    brick wall next to a sidewalk, just staring blankly. Cut to an evening
    street race through the suburban San Carlos streets, as a green Jetta, a
    black Accord, and a red Camry fly down Cedar St. As they burnout to turn
    onto Park Ave, the Camry turns too much and goes flying into a recently
    built white picket fence. Cut to a police cruiser at the Pilgrim
    Kitchen, noon. The two cops in it get in, one carrying two boxes of
    donuts, then turn on their siren and begin chasing the first car they
    see. A class of high school students is subjected to a screaming at by
    the baldass principal, while the teacher sits at her desk smoking a
    cigarette. Speed lapse of a car driving from Edgewood and Alameda to
    downtown San Carlos. As the music wraps up, we focus, steady, on STEVE
    ANDERSON, a long haired guy sleeping in his grey room on his grey bed.
    Grey light streams into it, and his grey cat sleeps on his face. He
    wakes up, yelling.

    STEVE
    Oh my God! I'm fucking blind!

    He sits up quickly, hurling the cat across the room, causing intense
    meowing. He then rubs his eyes, then, realizing he can see, goes back to
    sleep. When he sits down, it reveals a cracked LCD clock on his
    nightstand, which reveals the time, 8:42. Fade to the same scene, only
    with the clock saying 11:29. At this point, STEVE gets up, and gets out
    of bed. Dressed in some green plaid pajama bottoms and an XL Humboldt t-
    shirt, he waddles into the living room, and collapses on the couch. He
    flips on the TV.
    STEVE takes a swig of Coke and Coffee and bites a piece off of a
    Cinammon Pop Tart, then shakes his head in annoyance, and turns off the
    TV.
    Cut to STEVE, dressed in employee regalia, working behind the counter at
    a nearby 7-11. It is about noon, and overcast and sprinkling outside.
    The doors open up, and the two whiterappers from the start of the film
    walk in. The big one, BRAD, a tall guy with a simple white t-shirt and
    sweatpants with cargo pockets and an Eminem type haircut pulls a 9
    milimeter and points it at STEVE in the sideways gangsta style. The
    other is COLIN, who has a hooded Ecko sweatshirt, the hood pulled over
    his hair, and some ultra baggy black jeans. He opens up a black JanSport
    backpack.

    BRAD
    Yo, put da g's in the
    backpack, word.

    COLIN
    Real, yo.

    STEVE
    Dude... okay. But, like,
    can you do me a favor and
    not talk like you just got
    off the fuckin' bus out of
    the ghetto? I know you guys.
    I go to high school with you.
    (points to BRAD)
    Brian, right?

    BRAD
    Yo, Brad, representin'.

    STEVE
    And you're Colin?

    COLIN
    Shit yeah, bitch. Yo, Brad,
    maybe we should be leavin',
    if this dog knows us's names,
    he could fuckin' tell the cops,
    yo.

    BRAD
    Fuck dat shit. Bust out the
    g's, biatch.

    STEVE
    Yeah, okay...

    CU as the register springs open. Another CU as the $40 are dropped into
    the pack. Original angle as BRAD and COLIN leave the store. OC we can
    hear some bad bass-ridden rap blast out of the shitty speakers of BRAD
    and COLIN's car. Another customer walks in soon after they leave. STEVE
    watches as they take their time selecting a candy bar, then bring their
    choice, Skittles, up to the counter. The CUSTOMER hands him a twenty.

    STEVE
    Aw, sorry, man. We don't
    have any change.

    CUSTOMER
    What?

    STEVE
    Yeah... I just got held at
    gunpoint and robbed. Sorry.

    A beat.

    CUSTOMER
    You don't have any change?

    The shiny blue convertable pulls up in front of a shiny glass office
    complex, and selects a parking space. The driver, GARY WRIGHT, gets out,
    still on his cell phone.
    He starts walking, and we dolly in front of him as he does. He talks
    without any break to allow the person on the other end speak.

    GARY
    Yeah, but you know that I
    do that kind of thing. I'm
    known to do whatever it takes
    to accomplish my goal, right?
    You know that about me? Yeah.
    Of course you do. But when
    Mitchowski was standing there
    with the business reports, he
    was just astonished. He just
    kept saying that he had never
    seen anyone do anything like
    that. Yeah. I'm just unbelievable.
    20% increase in one quarter.
    I am just on fire, I am the
    man, I am the man. You know?
    You heard that. 20 per-fucking-cent.
    So, cause of that kind of thing,
    I make a lot of money. I don't
    want to say how much, but, I
    make $350,000. A year. I'm a
    very, very good person. Yeah.
    (finally, a break in the conversation)
    Mm-hmm, I love you too, honey.
    I hope you have a good first day
    of kindergarten. Bye.

    Pan across a jam packed 101, rush hour. Cut to the interior of a
    minivan. The soccer mom and the punk from the earlier scenes are there,
    as well as a little kid in back, who wears a soccer uniform, and is
    playing a Game Boy Advance. SNES-level GBA sounds come from it, as
    opposed to the bleeping heard coming from one in most movies. The soccer
    mom is JANICE ARCHER-STONE, the punk is ZEKE STONE, and the kid is MATTY
    STONE.

    JANICE
    Look, Zeke, I don't even
    want to hear it, okay? I
    don't want to hear your
    excuse, gosh knows I've
    heard enough of them, okay?

    ZEKE
    (exasparated)
    There was no way... Look,
    the bus leaves at 3:45,
    it doesn't get home till
    4:15... and you wanted me
    to get home at 3:00. I'm
    not even out of school-

    JANICE
    (mocking)
    Oh, poor Zeke.

    ZEKE
    (giving up, and pretending to
    give in)
    Allright... you're right. I'm
    sorry.

    He looks away from JANICE out at the road.

    JANICE
    (self satisfied)
    Well. I'm glad to hear that.

    Cut to ZEKE's house. Him and STEVE are in STEVE's room. STEVE is playing
    GTA3 while ZEKE lays on his half of the couch and stares into space.

    STEVE
    I got robbed today.

    ZEKE
    (zoned out)
    What?

    STEVE
    At the store. I got robbed at
    gunpoint.

    ZEKE
    (not listening)
    Huh.

    A beat.

    STEVE
    I anally violated a magical tree
    elf today.

    ZEKE
    (not listening)
    Really?

    STEVE
    Yeah. He gave me three wishes.

    ZEKE
    Yeah... that happened to my friend
    one time...

    STEVE shakes his head.
    Cut to the STONE household. JANICE is walking down the sidewalk in front
    of the house. She passes the neighbor, CHARLIE, a 75-year-old, pleasant
    looking man standing by the trunk of his car. She fakesmiles and waves
    at him.

    JANICE
    Hi, Charlie!

    CHARLIE
    Howdy, ma'am.

    He watches her as she goes by, and when she does, he opens the trunk of
    the car and produces a bloody man, tied and gagged, in a man in black
    type suit. He grins, and carries the man into his garage.
    Cut to CHARLIE's basement. The pleasant man looks much less pleasant. He
    is holding a baseball bat in his left hand, and pacing around the man,
    TONY, who is now tied to a chair in the center of the room. A
    flourescent light flickers over TONY, making a spotlight in the
    otherwise dark room. His mouth gag is off, but his eyes are still taped
    closed.

    CHARLIE
    Tell me about the Salvatore
    hit.

    TONY
    I ain't gonna tell you nothin'.

    CHARLIE swings the bat with suprising strength, causing TONY to look at
    the floor.

    TONY
    Fuck!

    CHARLIE
    I'm not going to ask you again,
    Tony. What do you know about the
    Salvatore hit?

    TONY
    Nothin'!

    CHARLIE hits him again.

    CHARLIE
    (more forcefully)
    What...do...you...know...about...the
    Salvatore...hit?

    TONY
    (scared)
    I can't...

    CHARLIE
    You can.

    TONY
    They'll kill me.

    CHARLIE
    What, you think I won't?

    TONY
    I know....nothing.

    Cut to STEVE's bedroom. He is in the exact same place, and ZEKE is now
    on his bed, reading an EGM with a smoking glass pipe in his mouth. A
    scream comes from OC. ZEKE and STEVE just ignore it.
    Cut to the halls of STEVE's school. He is sitting with ZEKE on a brick
    wall next to his girlfriend, ALICIA WRIGHT.
    STEVE
    Oh my god. First day of fucking school.

    ZEKE
    It's like we're some country that gets
    liberated every June for three months,
    then taken over by the Nazis again in
    fall.

    ALICIA
    You know, those people who do those
    school shootings... they have a point,
    there, y'know.

    STEVE
    So, can you do anything this weekend?

    ALICIA
    Aw, no, sorry Steve... I got to go to
    my dad's house.

    ZEKE
    (sneezes)
    Yup-pie.

    ALICIA
    (laughs)
    I know. I know... But he does buy me a
    lot of free shit. He thinks he's still
    got to keep me from liking mom more than
    him.

    STEVE
    That's sad.

    ALICIA
    I guess.
    (looks at something OC)
    Hey, that's him. Uh, I got to go.

    STEVE
    Bye.

    ZEKE
    Tell him that's he's a capitalist
    bastard who should be thrown against
    the wall and shot, okay?

    ALICIA
    (sarca-serious)
    Yeah. I'm definately gonna tell him that.

    She runs OC, grabbing her backpack.
    Cut to GARY WHITE, the capitalist bastard who we saw earlier, with
    ALICIA's little sister, AMY, in the back of the convertable.

    GARY
    Hey, Ali.

    ALICIA
    Uh, hi, dad.

    GARY
    I got something for you.

    He takes something out of the glove compartment as she gets in. He
    produces a $2800 laptop, and she smiles.

    AMY
    What'd you get?

    ALICIA
    Thanks, dad.
    (to AMY)
    A computer...

    GARY
    (laughs)
    Dude. You're getting a Dell.
    (laughs again)

    As STEVE and ZEKE chill on the wall there, BRAD and COLIN, the homies
    from the 7-11, walk into the frame.

    BRAD
    Yo, this is the fool we jacked
    $40 from.

    STEVE
    Hi.

    ZEKE
    What up, yo, homie g dog?

    COLIN
    We jus' be chillin'.

    ZEKE
    Maybe you could go and do your black
    stereotype impression somewhere else,
    word.
    (does some kind of hand gesture)

    BRAD
    Aw!

    COLIN
    He did not jus' say dat shit.

    BRAD
    Aw!

    COLIN
    He did not jus' say dat shit.

    STEVE
    They deaf, or something?

    ZEKE
    I think they're just stupid.

    BRAD
    Aw!

    COLIN
    He did not jus' say dat shit.

    STEVE and ZEKE are riding in STEVE's shitty little Honda. Goldfinger's
    "Superman" is coming out of the tinny speakers.

    STEVE
    That was fun.

    ZEKE
    People like that... It's like,
    the fall of western civilization.

    STEVE
    I agree %100.

    ZEKE
    Thank you for agreeing.

    STEVE
    Thank you for making fun of them.

    ZEKE
    No problem. Let's go get baked.

    Cut to GARY WHITE's office, a modern IKEA furnished 15x15 with one all
    glass wall looking out into a fountain courtyard. It is dark out. He is
    typing something into his flatscreen, when his boss, TJ MOREEN, a man in
    very expensive business casual clothing, bursts in.

    TJ
    Hey, Gary.

    GARY
    (looks up, with fake enthusiasm)
    Hey, Mr. Moreen!
    (does a double fingered point and click)

    TJ
    (nods)
    Call me, TJ, Gary.

    GARY
    (worried)
    Uh... okay, TJ.

    TJ
    We've been going over your recent performance,
    and... well... you haven't been preforming
    up to expectations, Gary.

    GARY
    What? No! What about the Mitchowski File?

    TJ
    I'm sorry, Gary. Um, have your desk cleaned
    out be the end of the day.

    Cut to GARY, walking into his modern house, into the living room, where
    ALICIA is still up, watching Conan O'Brien.

    ALICIA
    Man, dad, what kinda job is that that you
    gotta go in at midnight?

    GARY
    Where's your sister?

    ALICIA
    Upstairs.

    GARY
    Um... there's something I have to tell you...

    ALICIA
    (suprised)
    What could you possibly have to tell me? It
    can't be that your getting a divorce... that
    already happened, I'm pretty sure you're not
    gay...
    (comes to realization)
    Oh. You lost your job?

    GARY
    (nods)
    Yeah.

    ALICIA
    Hm.

    She switches off the TV and nonchalantly walks upstairs. GARY takes her
    place on the couch and begins weeping uncontrollably.
    It is the next morning. The two cops from the opening sequence are
    sitting in their cruiser by the side of El Camino, eating donuts. The
    fat bald one is McCARTHY, and the thin one is RYBCZYNSKI. They speak
    with their mouths full of chocolate and glaze.

    McCARTHY
    I can't believe this crap. I
    get called out on a mornin'
    'ssignment.

    RYBCZYNSKI
    Bullshit.

    McCARTHY eats while RYBCZYNSKI loudly slurps a Big Gulp. McCARTHY points
    to something OC.

    McCARTHY
    Look at that piece a shit wit
    the green party bumper sticker.

    RYBCZYNSKI
    Fuggin' dirty hippies.

    McCARTHY
    Let's bust 'em.

    He flips on the siren, and they take off after someone. Cut to a black
    Honda Civic with STEVE and ZEKE sitting in it, worried, while McCARTHY
    and RYBCZYNSKI walk up to the car.

    McCARTHY
    Ya crossed over da double
    line.

    STEVE
    What... really? I'm really
    sorry... We got to get to
    school though, man...

    RYBCZYNSKI
    Man? Oh, I'm sorry, dude,
    are we making you late to your
    drug taking session?

    ZEKE
    Dude, we're not on drugs, we just
    need to get to school.

    McCARTHY
    Step out of the car.

    STEVE
    What?!

    McCARTHY
    Ya heard me, step outta da
    fuggin' car!

    STEVE and ZEKE are on the street getting handcuffed. RYBCZYNSKI has his
    gun pointed at STEVE.
    Cut to the police station. STEVE and ZEKE are waiting in some very small
    closet-like room, backpacks by their feet, when SGT. RANCHERO, a kind
    looking, mustached, guidance-type cop walks in.

    RANCHERO
    Hi, my name's Sgt. Ranchero,
    you can call me Mr. Ranchero,
    or Jose-

    ZEKE
    Yeah, that's great, man, but
    what's gonna happen? I mean
    are you gonna bust those two
    cops for draggin' us outta our
    car without any fuckin' just cause?

    RANCHERO
    Our drug tests are in, you both
    tested positive for marajuana use.

    STEVE
    Fuck.

    RANCHERO
    Look, I'm going to put the two of you
    on probation, and I'm going to sign you
    up for three months of narcotics anonymous.

    ZEKE
    Why are you doing this to us?

    RANCHERO
    I'm offering you a second chance.

    Cut to STEVE and ZEKE walking out of a nondescript community center.

    STEVE
    You know what the most fucked up thing
    about that was?

    ZEKE
    What?

    STEVE
    We had to be high just to enjoy it.

    ZEKE laughs.
    Cut to the roof of GARY's office building. He stands at the side,
    contemplating whether to jump or not. Zoom out slightly, showing four
    other men near him.

    SUICIDAL MAN 1
    God damn layoffs.

    SUICIDAL MAN 2
    What'd you lose?

    SUICIDAL MAN 1
    Um, we had two cars and a 3 bedroom
    house. Now we live in a broken down
    school bus in a trailer park.

    SUICIDAL MAN 3
    That's nothing. My wife and four kids
    and me are living out of a drainage pipe
    near the creek.

    SUICIDAL MAN 4
    I'd kill to have a fucking drainage pipe.
    My wife, seven kids, and parents, we have
    to live in the graveyard, live in graves
    that have been dug and not occupied yet.

    SUICIDAL MAN 2
    Shit, my wife, 9 kids, parents, grandparents,
    and a group of adopted kids from Swahili,
    we gotta steal bodies from the mourge, hollow
    out the guts, and live in the skin for warmth.

    GARY
    I'm living in a 2 bedroom apartment.

    The other men look at each other in confusion.

    GARY
    But I had to sell my PDA.

    SUICIDAL MAN 4
    Oh my god!

    SUICIDAL MAN 3
    I still have my Palm!

    SUICIDAL MAN 2
    I had to appear in low budget porn
    films with my pet hampster to make
    the money for it, but I still was able
    to keep mine...

    STEVE, ALICIA, and ZEKE sit by the side of the creek, passing a glass
    pipe around.

    ALICIA
    He's so weird, now... It's like, he thinks
    he's somehow not qualified to be a parent
    any more cause he can't take us to fucking
    Disneyland anymore.

    ZEKE
    Disneyland's too commercial now.

    STEVE
    (takes hit)
    You ever go on that thing with the pirates?

    ZEKE
    The Pirates of the...

    STEVE
    Yeah.

    ZEKE
    Someone had to be trippin' when they made that
    shit...

    STEVE
    Dude! I know!

    They laugh.

    ALICIA
    Pithy.

    STEVE
    Shut up.

    ZEKE
    (takes hit)
    Anyway, to adress your concern, Alicia,
    I think the main problem is that he thinks
    you liked him because he gave you shit,
    and you liked your mom cause she loved
    you and whatever.

    ALICIA
    I hate both of them, though.

    STEVE
    You hate everyone.

    ALICIA
    (takes hit)
    I don't hate you.

    STEVE
    Do you hate Zeke?

    ALICIA
    (thinks...)
    No.

    STEVE
    So you don't hate everyone.

    ALICIA
    Yeah, but it sounds better than "I hate
    everyone except my boyfriend and his communist
    friend."

    Suddenly there is a rustling from OC. The group panicks. BRAD and COLIN
    enter.

    BRAD
    Yo wazzup. You all be hittin' the
    bomb, yo?

    ZEKE
    Actually, Brad, we're smoking marajuana.

    ALICIA
    There's a difference.

    COLIN
    Word. We go back here to to g up, yo.

    BRAD
    Shizzat. Nargs.

    STEVE
    You just have your own language now, don't
    you.

    Cut to CHARLIE's front door. JANICE is knocking. There is the slam of a
    metal gate, the sound of a shotgun cocking, and a sigh of relief.
    CHARLIE opens the door.

    CHARLIE
    Oh, hey there, Mrs. Stone.

    JANICE
    Oh, call me Janice, Charlie.

    CHARLIE
    Okay.

    JANICE
    I brought you some lasagna.

    CHARLIE
    I'm sorry... I don't eat food I don't cook
    myself.

    JANICE
    (taken aback)
    Really?

    CHARLIE
    I'm sorry, ma'am. Just worried that one of
    these days, someone's gonna try and poison
    me.

    JANICE
    When did you start feeling like this?

    CHARLIE
    It's just... an' aftereffect of... the war.

    JANICE
    What war were you in?

    CHARLIE
    The (inaudable word).

    JANICE
    What?

    CHARLIE
    Look... um... I better be going.

    He slams the door. OC, we can hear a shotgun blasting. JANICE shakes her
    head.

    JANICE
    Weird guy.

    She walks back to her house. When she walks in, she sees ZEKE, STEVE,
    and ALICIA sitting on the couch, eating various muchie foods. ALICIA has
    a footlong Subway sandwhich, STEVE has an Entemen's chocolate cake, and
    ZEKE has a sandwhich made from two cinammon poptarts, cheese, mayonaise,
    ketchup, and lettuce, microwaved, with an olive on top.

    ZEKE
    ...Hey mom.

    JANICE
    Hi. Hi, Steve, Alicia.

    STEVE nods, ALICIA salutes.
    JANICE looks at the show that they are watching, a large battle scene of
    a dubbed movie where nuns are fighting superheros and Fedralis.
    Cut to MATT, the popular guy, walking down a down sloped hallway, his
    posse behind him. One of the posse members carries a small CD player
    with the sound at 10, playing "Dopeman" by Less Than Jake. MATT and the
    others walk and bob their heads to the music. SAM, a wannabe popular
    person walks by MATT, heading up. He points and clicks at MATT.

    SAM
    Hey man!

    MATT returns the point click.

    MATT
    Fuck you!

    Cut to STEVE's English class. MRS. ANDREESON is talking, OC, while STEVE
    pencils a sketch of a scene of total destruction in a suburban
    community.

    ANDREESON
    ...and the 4th essay for this unit
    will be as important, if not more
    important as the 3rd through 1st
    essays. The 1st essay will be the
    first one that is due. It will be
    due to class on Tuesday. Today is
    Tuesday, so I don't want that to
    confuse you. The 1st essay is due
    on Tuesday... of next week.

    "Dopeman" is fast impeding like a bullet from the outside halls.

    ANDREESON
    The 2nd essay... for that one we
    will be doing something different

    BRAD and co. enter.

    ANDREESON
    What? Oh, hello, Matt. Take a seat.

    MATT smiles, and the teacher blushes. The posse sits in a circular
    formation around MATT, eyeing suspicious onlookers like Secret Service
    agents. The teacher pivots back to her center spot in the class, and
    continues.

    ANDREESON
    Still, although the 2nd essay
    is after the first one, it still has
    to be of the same quality as the
    first essay!

    Lunch. MATT and two of his most jockish friends, SHAWN and MADISON, lean
    against a metal railing. ALICIA walks by.

    MATT
    (to SHAWN)
    Who's she?

    SHAWN
    Alicia White. She's going out
    with that stoner... Steve Anderson.

    MATT
    Does she smoke?

    SHAWN
    I dunno.

    MADISON
    Oh my god! You want to go out with her?
    All my friends keep telling me she's
    a weird punk stoner that wants to come
    to school and kill everyone.

    MATT
    Whatever. She's hot.

    Cut to ALICIA's POV, walking through the quad. STEVE and ZEKE are
    sitting by themselves. STEVE sees her and gestures her over. Then she
    looks to the other direction where she sees BRAD, looking like a
    commander, his minions all around him. BRAD looks directly at her, and
    tilts his head back and forward. She looks back at ZEKE and STEVE, ZEKE
    is writing something on a piece of paper, and STEVE is looking confused
    as to what she's doing. She begins walking over to BRAD.
    Cut to ZEKE and STEVE. ZEKE looks up at the fiasco that STEVE is
    witnessing OC.

    ZEKE
    What the fuck's Alic doin' with Nike
    over there?

    STEVE
    I dunno.

    Green Day's "Take Back" comes on, and the camera dollys back while an
    angry STEVE walks across the quad, with ZEKE trying to stop him.

    ZEKE
    No Steve! It's not worth it!

    Without saying a word, STEVE swings a punch at BRAD so fierce that it
    knocks him back, and all his friends back away. BRAD tries to swing
    again, and STEVE expertly grabs his hand and crushes all the bones in
    it, leaving it like a limp dishwashing glove. He kicks BRAD in the
    stomach, knocking BRAD to the ground, then drives the point home by
    sending a black hightop All-Star into BRAD's bloody face. Pop.
    Cut back to STEVE, sitting in the quad, hands over his face.

    ZEKE
    Dude. You gonna do anything?

    STEVE
    ...No. I'll talk to her later.

    Cut to STEVE's house, morning. STEVE and his cat watch TV. PRESIDENT
    MANN is on. He is speaking to a high school graduating class.

    MANN
    As you embark... on this journey...
    you will see...

    STEVE shuts off the TV. He picks up a nearby phone and dials a number.
    Cut to ALICIA's bedroom. MATT is on top of her, their lips locked,
    making quiet muffled screams. The phone near her bed explodes. She looks
    at it, then looks up at MATT, then looks at the phone, then shakes her
    head and concentrates on MATT.
    The answering machine comes on.

    RECORDING OF ALICIA
    Hi, this is Alicia White... I can't
    come to the phone right now, so just
    leave a message, and if I feel like it,
    I'll call you back.

    STEVE hangs up, then stares at the cat for a beat, then throws the phone
    out the window.
    Cut to a street corner. GARY WHITE walks up, ready to begin his first
    day of begging. He wears an expensive looking suit, and carries his
    expensive briefcase, which he opens up, and takes out a folded cardboard
    sign. He unfolds it, displaying the text:
    i lost my job
    i have 2 kids
    i will do anything
    for food
    please help you
    god bless you
    JANICE STONE walks by, carrying a bag of groceries. She sees him, and
    squints, confused.

    JANICE
    You must be new at this.

    GARY
    (beaten)
    Yeah.

    JANICE
    Don't I recognize you from the... PTA
    meetings?

    GARY
    Uh, yeah. Janice... Stone. Right?

    JANICE
    Yeah. Gary White.

    GARY
    Yeah...

    JANICE
    Um... you need a ride or anything?

    GARY
    No, my car's parked a block away.

    JANICE
    Oh. Um... you know, if you want to get
    together or anything... um...

    She takes out a folded piece of paper and a pen, and begins writing.

    JANICE
    Here's my number...

    GARY
    Oh, that's not...

    JANICE
    Don't worry about it. Okay?

    GARY
    Okay...

    Grabs the paper.

    GARY
    Um... so...

    JANICE
    So...

    GARY
    I'll see you later.

    JANICE
    Yeah. Good luck with the begging.

    GARY
    Thanks. Thanks. Um... yeah.

    JANICE
    Bye.

    Cut to the school. MATT and ALICIA are sitting up on the brick wall.
    ZEKE and STEVE and ALICIA's brick wall. MATT has his steroid pumped arm
    around her. His posse is gathered around him in a semicircle.
    Slowly zoom out, to show ZEKE and STEVE on a nearby wall, looking at the
    scene.

    ZEKE
    This is bad.

    STEVE
    Fuck. You think this is bad?

    ZEKE
    Mm-hmm.

    STEVE
    What are we gonna do?

    ZEKE
    Not much we can do. We're too intelligent
    to resort to violence, and they won't understand
    anything but violence.

    STEVE
    Yeah.

    ZEKE
    Yeah. So...

    STEVE
    We fight 'em?

    ZEKE
    Well, of course.

    Cut to the quad. STEVE and ZEKE stand at the opening to the expanse of
    conformity. Slow zoom on MATT. Cut to view from right in front of MATT.
    ALICIA is on his side, as is SHAWN. STEVE and ZEKE step into frame.

    MATT
    Hey, look at these fools.

    ALICIA
    (annoyed)
    Get out of here Steve. Come on. Zeke, you too.

    STEVE
    Why... Alicia?

    ALICIA
    Cause I didn't want to spend the rest of my
    fucking life hanging around with a group of
    friends that consists of two anti-American
    stoners.

    ZEKE
    You're an anti-American stoner.

    ALICIA
    (unsure)
    ...Was.

    MATT
    Why don't you get your asses out of here.

    SHAWN
    You heard the man.

    ALICIA
    Um.. Matt...

    MATT
    We are gonna so kick your ass.

    ALICIA
    Matt!

    MATT punches STEVE in the face. ALICIA grabs him and tries to pull him
    away, MATT slaps her back, and grins.
    Rancid's "Rattlesnake" suddenly begins. STEVE grabs MATT by the shirt
    and brings his head down below STEVE's. ZEKE chops him in the neck,
    causing MATT to roll over forward. SHAWN starts to react, and ZEKE
    backkicks him, knocking him over.
    ZEKE and STEVE start taking turns kicking the falled MATT in the
    stomach. The whole quad is watching and yelling now. They just keep
    kicking him, a seething mass of students all around, chanting, like
    Romans at the colleseum. Arial view CU, zooming out to show the entire
    quad, the violent scene in the center. Cut to the fighting circle.

    MATT
    W...what are you... doing?

    The campus security officers push their way into the circle.
    Before sense can be made out of the situation, the rest of the crowd
    pushes ALICIA out of the way, and STEVE and ZEKE follow as she crowd
    sufs her way out of there. The crowd converses on MATT's corpse like
    vultures. Screams, chants, bloodlust can be heard. Fade to the same
    scene, with the quad emptied out. MATT is lying in a pool of blood.
    Dead.
    The auditorium, next day. PRINCIPAL WENNOF is speaking, she is a
    stretched out looking 50 year old woman with bleached hair, wearing a
    school polo shirt. She speaks in a nasally yet loud voice. A blown up
    photo of MATT's school picture is up behind her, with the caption "We
    will always remember"

    WENOFF
    ...Matt McMasters was an excellent athlete,
    and an accomplished student. Everybody
    liked him. I myself met him on numerous
    occasions. I...

    The noise level gets just a little bit to high for her to take. She sits
    for a couple seconds, a superior frown on her face, her eyebrows raised.

    WENOFF
    ...I would like to take this time to have
    a moment of silence of Matt.

    Nobody cares.

    WENOFF
    Now, to speak, Matt's girlfriend, Alicia White.

    ALICIA takes the stage.

    ALICIA
    Yeah. Um... I have had two good friends
    in my life.

    WENOFF smiles and nods.

    ALICIA
    Steven Anderson and Ezekiel Stone.

    WENOFF's eyes bug.

    ALICIA
    I guess I thought I liked Matt, but it turned
    out her was just forcing me to think that, just
    like he forced me to start wearing Abercrombie
    and whatever clothes, forced me to have sex with
    him, and forced me to lose those two aforementioned
    friends.

    WENOFF is tapping her on the shoulder.

    ALICIA
    What happened yesterday was a scene of anarchy,
    sparked not by envy of Matt's popularity, but
    by everyone standing up as one and denying
    his power. Death wasn't the best solution, but it
    worked. I think this is the first step in
    a revolution, to make this the first school
    in America to get rid of the class system, denying
    the rejects and punks and stoners and anime freaks
    what they deserve as much as the jocks and the
    skaters and whoever else decided that they are
    better than us.

    The crowd cheers. WENOFF throws her aside.

    WENOFF
    Okay, I think that's about enough. Everybody
    return to your fourth period classes.

    Cut to GARY WHITE on his street corner. He's starting to look more like
    a bum, his suit is ripped and dirty, he's lost the briefcase. ALICIA
    enters the frame.

    ALICIA
    Hey, dad.

    GARY
    (hangover)
    Ahh... hey... What time is it?

    ALICIA
    Are you drunk?

    GARY
    Huh?

    ALICIA
    Are you drunk, dad?

    GARY
    Geddouddaere! I don't need you tellin' me what
    to do wit my life.

    ALICIA
    Allright, I'm out of here.

    Cut to the STONE household. MATTY is running around the house making
    laser sounds and so forth. The phone rings, and JANICE answers.

    JANICE
    Hell-o-o!

    Cut to GARY in a phone booth on some seedy street. It is raining.

    GARY
    Hey... Mrs. Stone?

    JANICE
    Who's this?

    GARY
    Uh... Gary White... we met on the street...

    JANICE
    Oh, hi!

    GARY
    Hey... um... I wondered if you wanted to go get
    coffee or sum'n.

    JANICE
    I'd love to, Gary!

    GARY
    Allright... I'll meet you at the Denny's in twenty
    minutes...

    JANICE
    Great!

    Cut to the basement of CHARLIE's place. He sits behind a desk, and BRAD
    and COLIN sit across from him.

    CHARLIE
    ...so I asked you here cause my people tell me
    that you're makin' some money, right?

    BRAD
    Aw, fuck, yo, my dog an' me be makin' da fat g's,
    yo.

    CHARLIE
    What? ... Anyway, how'd you like to come on board
    for my organization? 50-50 profits, and we set you
    up with guns and good locations.

    COLIN
    Aw, dat be the shizzit, yo.

    CHARLIE
    Allright.

    Cut to a nondescript diner. The suburbanite homemaker JANICE and the
    homeless bum GARY sit across from eachother, drinking coffee.

    GARY
    Good coffee here.

    JANICE
    (like she never thought of that)
    Mmm!

    A long beat.

    Cut to STEVE sitting on his couch, staring straight ahead.
    Cut to ZEKE sitting on his bed staring straight ahead.
    Cut to ALICIA lying on her bed, staring at the ceiling.
    CU on STEVE's fingers dialing a number.
    CU on ZEKE picking up the phone.
    CU on STEVE's mouth moving, inaudibly.
    CU on ALICIA's hand holding a pen, writing down a place and a time on a
    piece of paper:
    Steve's @ 8:00
    Montage: Beck's "Where It's At" begins. STEVE's car is rolling up to the
    101 exit on Ralston, past a glowing convience store. It is dark out.
    Arial view of the car driving down an empty freeway, fast. CU on the
    sunroof opening. CU on ALICIA's hands sticking up into the air. Interior
    of the car. STEVE driving, ALICIA in front, and ZEKE spread out in back,
    they bob to the music. The car passes by some empty marshland next to a
    housing development and the Oracle complex. CU on the volume knob
    turning way up. A jet takes off from SFO. We are running down 101
    closing up on the Industrial City sign. View from freeway looking west,
    at the glowing yet bland wasteland of South San Francisco. Slow zoom on
    Oakland from near 3 Com Park. We drive past 3 Com and get another
    glimpse of South City, CU of large smokestack. We see our first shot of
    the San Francisco skyline. Cut to a swirling floodlight. The car goes
    past Pac Bell Park. A bum walks under an overpass, past some
    inspirational grafitti. Down in the Mission and Market zone, we see the
    music store, the Metreon, SFMOMA, and we enter the well planned 5th and
    Mission garage. The car parks, and in slow motion, ZEKE, ALICIA, and
    STEVE get out and walk to the elevator. They break out onto the street
    corner, still in slowmotion, then everything speeds back up. They enter
    the front door of a nondescript apartment building, and walk through the
    lobby. They get in the elevator, and the door shuts. Int. of elevator.
    The music is paused at this point.

    ZEKE
    We know anyone who's gonna be there?

    STEVE
    No.

    ZEKE
    But we know who's playing there, right?

    STEVE
    Oh, hell yeah.

    ZEKE
    (smiles)
    Yeeahhhhh.

    ALICIA
    Here we are.

    The elevator dings. The music starts up again, as they slowmotion across
    the apartment hall to a front door. STEVE knocks, almost pushing a door
    open. End music. The door opens, sending Rancid's "Black & Blue" out
    into the halls. A punk lets them in, saying something inaudible over the
    loud music. We enter the apartment, seeing the music is live, being
    covered by a local punk band called Liberation. The aparment is one
    giant fucking mosh pit. The song ends. The lead singer looks at the
    crowd.

    LEAD SINGER
    Allright, that was Rancid's "Black and
    Blue." Our next song is one of our favorites...
    anyway, here it is...

    He launches into "Unity" by Operation Ivy. This drives the crowd insane.
    A loud banging is coming from the door. Soon it bursts open, sending
    cops into the frenzy. The crowd disperses, trying to come out the same
    door as the cops came in. They walk into a wall of nightsticks and
    clubs. Blood is flying everywhere. STEVE, ZEKE, and ALICIA are at the
    empty part of the room, the side near the windows. They look out.
    POV shot as they look down at the mess of cop cars down there. The room
    starts filling with tear gas.

    STEVE
    Think we can make it?

    ZEKE
    That's maybe 10 fucking stories, Steve!

    ALICIA
    Just slide yourself against the wall.

    ZEKE
    What?

    ALICIA
    Slide against the wall. Someone survived jumping
    of the Sears Tower doing that.

    STEVE
    What are we, fucking Mega Man? That ain't gonna
    work.

    Gunfire begins.

    ZEKE
    She's right, we got to try it.

    ALICIA
    I'll go first.

    STEVE
    No!

    ALICIA
    It was my idea...

    ZEKE
    She's got a point there...

    She boxes herself into the window, and prepares to slide. But before she
    can, a red circle fades into her stomach. She's been shot. She drops out
    the window without making a sound.
    Exterior shot. Slowmotion dolly down with ALICIA as her near dead body
    falls. It hits the dark pavement, as cops and peds rush to stare at it.
    The next morning. STEVE and ZEKE are at STEVE's house, sitting at the
    couch just staring foreward. None of them got any sleep. A paper lays on
    the table with the headline "11 Dead in Violent San Francisco Shootout"
    and a picture of the apartment full of dead bodies.

    ZEKE
    Those motherfuckers.

    STEVE
    Zeke, man... Yeah, okay...

    ZEKE
    We gotta do something.

    STEVE
    What? They're the cops. They'll fucking send
    us to the chair.

    ZEKE
    I don't even... care. Okay?

    STEVE
    Look, I loved her too, Zeke, but it is not
    worth adding to the fucking death toll.

    ZEKE
    It is if we can put some PD numbers on
    the other side of that fuckin' toll.

    STEVE
    (to himself)
    You what, at this rate, we're all gonna
    be extinct soon.

    ZEKE
    Who?

    STEVE
    Who? Us. This generation. The class of
    fucking 2004. This civilization's been going
    downhill since Columbus and the Malaria brigade
    set foot on it, and we're stuck at the fucking
    end of it. Forcing us to deal with a world that
    hates us for adapting to something they created.
    Hating the punks for knowing the truth, hating
    the stoners for trying to escape it, hating the
    future for an inevitablity that no one is ever
    gonna be able to pull out of.

    ZEKE
    Shit.

    STEVE
    What?

    ZEKE
    Even with all this shit... I'm not that fucking
    cynical.

    Cut to a seedy liquor store. COLIN and BRAD's POS pulls up, a bass thump
    coming from the inside, which shuts off when the car stops. COLIN and
    BRAD walk in, carrying the duffel bag and the 9mm that they use. We
    follow them.
    Inside, it looks just like a regular liquor store, except, as soon as
    the VIETNAMESE STORE OWNER sees them, he reaches under the counter and
    pulls out a shotgun.

    VIETNAMESE STORE OWNER
    I am not letting you rob again!
    Get out of store!

    COLIN
    Put down da fuggin' gun, bizzitch.

    BRAD
    (scared, going out of his psuedo-black dialect)
    Um, Colin... maybe we should go...

    COLIN
    Shut up.

    VIETNAMESE STORE OWNER
    Drop you gun! I am calling police!

    BRAD
    We'll get out of here... I'm sorry!

    BRAD drops the duffel bag and starts running. VIETNAMESE STORE OWNER
    fires his gun, blowing BRAD out of the store. COLIN fires the 9mm and
    hits the VIETNAMESE STORE OWNER in the forehead, making a neat red
    circle, and the STORE OWNER fires one last shot, snapping COLIN's head
    back. Static frame on the scene of destruction.
    Cut to a wide shot of a busy freeway. Cut to the same freeway emptied.
    Cut to a cubicle hall, full of office types, cut to the same empty.
    Cut to CHARLIE's "office." He sits at his desk, a flourescent light
    overhead like a spotlight. The phone rings.

    CHARLIE
    What?
    (beat)
    Colin and Brad are dead?
    (beat)
    Yeah...
    (beat)
    Shit!

    He hangs up the phone. He reaches into the desk and pulls a Magnum out.

    CHARLIE
    This is the last fucking straw.

    He fires it.
    GARY is lying on the side of a warehouse, a bottle of unlabled liquor at
    his side, crying. A cop enters the frame.

    RYBCZYNSKI
    Hey, you drug addict fuck, geddouddaere!

    GARY
    (whisper)
    ...Make me...

    RYBCZYNSKI
    What?

    GARY
    Make me. You know about those killings in
    San Francisco?

    RYBCZYNSKI
    Yeah. Fuckin' punks got what they deserved.

    GARY
    ...My daughter was there...

    RYBCZYNSKI
    (into radio)
    This is Rybczynski, I'm gonna need some
    backup 'ere.

    GARY goes into a rage. He breaks his bottle on the sidewalk, and lunges
    onto the cop. XCU on the two faces, GARY's full of animal rage,
    RYBCZYNSKI's full of criminal indifference.

    RYBCZYNSKI
    Get off me, you dirty piece of shit.

    GARY
    (sobbing)
    Fuck you! Fuck you...

    Cut to JANICE, sitting on the couch. ZEKE and STEVE walk into the house.

    JANICE
    Hi, Zeke... Oh, hi Steve!

    Cut to to close up of RYBCZYNSKI's neck.
    GARY pushes the bottle through RYBCZYNSKI's neck.
    Cut to the Oval Office. A closeup on the RED BUTTON throughout the
    entire scene.

    MAN 1
    (oc)
    Mr. President?

    PRESIDENT
    What? Come in...

    MAN 2
    We just found from my source at the Times,
    they're gonna print the corruption story.

    A white finger hovers above the button.

    PRESIDENT
    Oh... shit.

    MAN 1
    What do you propose?

    MAN 2
    Well, impeachment is gonna happen... No matter
    what we do, right now we got to avoid criminal
    charges.

    MAN 1
    Right.

    PRESIDENT
    Hmm...

    MAN 2
    This is gonna be some tough shit, though...

    MAN 1
    Oh, yeah. No sleep until we're in our houses,
    writing our fucking memoirs.

    MAN 2
    So, Mr. President-

    He jabs the button with his finger.
    Cut to black.
    Text fades onto the black screen:
    "All so different, yeah, I say we're all the same
    All caught, you know, in the division game
    Self-destruction fast impeding like a bullet
    No one can stop it when it's fired
    no one can control it"
    Operation Ivy, "Unity"

    After a while, the text fades away.
    Credits with "Black and Blue" by Rancid playing.

    2002 Nicholas J. Washburn