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    AMERICAN LOVE
    written & directed
    by
    Matthew J. Orobko



    Cast of Characters:
    McGregor........hired hit man
    Camille.........McGregorÒs wife
    Tony..........CamilleÒs boyfriend on the side
    Chico.........McGregorÒs current client
    Pam.........ChicoÒs girlfriend
    Fran.........ChicoÒs sister
    Fat Joe........McGregorÒs friend




    PRESENTAION CREDIT:
    ÓA Movie By Matthew Orobko

    TITLE CARD:
    ÓEnter McGregor and Chico

    FADE IN

    EXT. PERCYÒS BAR NIGHT

    We are in front of a bar in downtown Chicago.

    SUBTITLE:

    ÓThe City Of: Chicago, Illinois

    A brown car pulls into the parking lot.

    INT. PERCYÒS BAR NIGHT

    A man (Chico) enters the bar and scopes it out.
    He decides that the bar looks pretty alive and decides to stay.
    Chico walks over to the bar and sits down.
    He signals to the bartender.
    The bartender passes a beer to him.
    While the bartender is there Chico asks him something.

    CHICO
    Hey! Do you know a guy by the name of McGregor?

    BARTENDER
    Yeah, heÒs in here all the time. He always is talking to somebody.

    CHICO
    Do you know what time he usually shows up?

    BARTENDER
    HeÒs sitting right over there.

    The bartender points to a booth.
    A man wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigar watches the strippers.
    Chico gets up from the bar and walks over to the booth.
    He stands in front of the booth.
    The man sitting in the booth (McGregor) speaks.

    MCGREGOR
    Who are you and what do you want?

    CHICO
    My nameÒs Chico.

    MCGREGOR
    Sit down.

    Chico sits down across from McGregor.
    He wastes no time in not talking business.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    WhatÒs the subjectÒs name?

    CHICO
    Pam.

    MCGREGOR
    WhatÒs her relation to you?

    CHICO
    SheÒs my girlfriend.

    McGregor puffs on his cigar.
    A waitress places three more beers in front of McGregor.

    MCGREGOR
    What exactly is the problem?

    CHICO
    A few nights ago we had a dinner party. I introduced Pam to my sister,
    Fran.

    INT. CHICOÒS HOUSE NIGHT

    SUBTITLE:
    ÓThe Dinner Party: A Few Nights Earlier

    Chico walks to the front door.
    He opens it to reveal a beautiful woman (Fran) standing at the door.
    Chico smiles.

    CHICO
    Glad you could make it.

    FRAN
    Glad I could be here.

    Fran enters and Chico takes her coat.
    Chico call to Pam.

    CHICO
    Pam! Pam! Fran is here.

    Pam, a beautiful woman in blond hair walks to the door and shakes
    FranÒs
    hand.

    PAM
    You must be Fran.

    FRAN
    And you must be Pam.

    They stare into each otherÒs eyes.
    Chico hangs FranÒs coat up in the closet.

    CHICO (V.O.)
    Fran was my sister, Pam was my girlfriend. I had talked about Fran for
    a
    while now, and I thought it was time for Pam to meet her.

    PAM
    ItÒs nice to finally meet you. IÒve heard a lot about you.

    Fran looks at Chico.

    FRAN
    Well youÒre a lucky girl, Pam.

    The three smile and laugh.

    PAM
    Should we eat?

    CHICO
    We should.

    INT. DINING ROOM NIGHT

    Chico sits across from Pam.
    Fran sits between both Chico and Fran.
    Chico is relaying a story to Fran and Pam.

    CHICO
    It was the weirdest fucking story I ever heard. This guy, from Texas
    marries
    this beauty queen. They punch out a couple of kids. A few years after
    they
    get married, the guy finds out his wife is a lesbian. Not only that but
    sheÒ
    s fucking his sister. Well, the lesbian leaves the guy and takes the
    kids.
    The guyÒs heart broken, I mean he becomes suicidal. His friend
    sympathizes
    with him and gives them the idea he should get a sex change. He does.
    The
    guy thinks that now his lesbian ex-wife will find him ten times more
    attractive and then re-marry him. When he finally tracks her down he
    gets
    the shock of his life. It turns out that she was never a lesbian. It
    was
    just an excuse for her to leave without any broken hearts. Pretty
    fucking
    wild, eh?

    Chico sees that his girlfriend and his sister are staring and each
    other,
    smiling.

    CHICO (V.O.)
    ThatÒs when I noticed something wasnÒt right.

    INT. PERCYÒS BAR NIGHT

    Chico tells the story to McGregor.
    McGregor listens intently.

    MCGREGOR
    Listen. I donÒt need a fucking bio. Just tell me the facts so we can
    get
    this thing squared away.

    CHICO
    Her girl friend is fucking my sister.

    Pause.

    MCGREGOR
    Has Pam left you?

    CHICO
    No.

    MCGREGOR
    Has she told you?

    CHICO
    Shit, no!

    MCGREGOR
    Has your sister told you?

    CHICO
    Look, what does this shit matter?

    McGregor gets up and starts walking towards the exit.
    Chico runs after him and stops him.

    CHICO (CONTÒD.)
    Whoa, whoa, whoa. IÒm sorry, man.

    MCGREGOR
    Listen, IÒm here as a favor to you. So, you better answer my fucking
    questions.

    CHICO
    Ok, ok. IÒm sorry.

    McGregor and Chico head back to the booth and sit down.

    MCGREGOR
    As you were sayingÅ

    CHICO
    No, my sister has not told me yet. They donÒt know that I know.

    MCGREGOR
    So, what exactly are you asking me to do?

    Pause.
    Chico seems ashamed about what heÒs about to say.

    CHICO
    I want my sister killed.

    MCGREGOR
    No problem.

    CHICO
    But, I want it to look like a suicide.

    MCGREGOR
    What difference does it make?

    CHICO
    Well, if it looks like somebody came in there and blew her fucking head
    off
    theyÒre going to start asking questions. Sooner or later theyÒll find
    out
    that she wasÅ you know? Then theyÒre going to come to me. If we go down
    that
    road, IÒm fucked.

    MCGREGOR
    Suicide? ItÒs going to cost youÅ

    CHICO
    Whatever it takes.

    MCGREGOR
    You want your girl out of the way to?

    CHICO
    Why?

    MCGREGOR
    Well, that way there are no paths the john-QÒs can sniff their noses
    on.

    CHICO
    WonÒt that look suspicious?

    MCGREGOR
    Not if itÒs an accident.

    CHICO
    I see where youÒre going with this.

    MCGREGOR
    You have no idea where IÒm going with this.

    Chico shrugs his shoulders.
    They lean in close so nobody can hear.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    Ok, your girlfriend dies in a tragic car accident. Upon further
    inspection
    they conclude it was faulty breaks. A few days later, they find your
    sister.
    She killed herself.

    CHICO
    How?

    MCGREGOR
    Two barrels of a shotgun in her mouth.

    CHICO
    Ah, continue.

    MCGREGOR
    The police find this odd. They investigate. They find out both girls
    were
    having anÅaffair. They conclude that because of the accident your
    sister
    killed herself.

    McGregor leans back and smiles.

    CHICO
    Why does she kill herself?

    MCGREGOR
    I donÒt know. Maybe Ñcause the death of the only woman sheÒll ever love
    was
    too much for her to handle. Boom!

    CHICO
    Sounds pretty good.

    MCGREGOR
    ItÒs idiot proof.

    ChicoÒs eyes brighten and he snaps his fingers.

    CHICO
    You know what? IÒm going to out of town this weekend. Think you can do
    it
    then?

    MCGREGOR
    Absolutely.

    Chico smiles.

    CHICO
    ThereÒs my alibi.

    MCGREGOR
    Ok, ok. Do you think that thereÒs the slightest possibility that the
    cops
    might even consider the possibility of you hiring a guy like me.

    CHICO
    Serious doubt. They would interrogate my friends and family. From what
    they
    would gather, IÒm a pretty nice guy.

    MCGREGOR
    Yeah, a pretty nice guy that wants his girlfriend and sister killed.

    CHICO
    Just donÒt piss me off and IÒll be nice.

    MCGREGOR
    Ok.

    CHICO
    Ok, so this weekend IÒm out of town. You go to my apartmentÅ

    Chico hand McGregor and slip of paper with his address on it.

    CHICO (CONTÒD.)
    Åyou go there on Friday. You cut her brakes. The next day, sheÒs dead.

    MCGREGOR
    What if she survives?

    CHICO
    Oh shit.

    MCGREGOR
    Does she drive by any steep hills on her way to work?

    CHICO
    Negative.

    MCGREGOR
    Fuck!

    CHICO
    Wait, I got it!

    MCGREGOR
    Spill!

    CHICO
    You ever seen the movie Heavenly Creatures?

    MCGREGOR
    Sure. That Winslet chick is extremely fuckable.

    CHICO
    Nonetheless, they committed suicide at the end, right?

    MCGREGOR
    I guess. I never really played any attention to it. Too busy jacking
    offÅ

    CHICO
    Yeah, ok. Why canÒt you make it look like that?

    MCGREGOR
    I could.

    CHICO
    And, of course, my alibi would still be in play.

    MCGREGOR
    IÒd be killing two birds with one stone.

    CHICO
    You could just go through with it on Friday night.

    MCGREGOR
    I could. Then, my entire weekend is free.

    CHICO
    Great, so this entire situation benefits us both.

    Chico gets up, McGregor pulls him back and sits him back in the booth.

    MCGREGOR
    ThereÒs just one more thing.

    CHICO
    Oh yeah? WhatÒs that?

    MCGREGOR
    The matter of payment.

    CHICO
    Oh yeah, I forgot.

    Chico pulls off and innocent smile.
    McGregor is extremely serious.
    He talks business.

    MCGREGOR
    Now, if you donÒt comply with my billing procedure you walk away and I
    forget all of what you told me. Of course I am the cheapest shmooze
    this
    side of the galaxy, unless you do away with them yourself. Understand?

    CHICO
    Yeah, yeah. Sure.

    MCGREGOR
    Ok, letÒs start.

    McGregor begins writing numbers on a napkin.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    Now, usually I charge 20 000 a corpse. You have two so already your atÅ

    McGregor is quick to come up with and answer.

    MEGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    40 000. Right?

    CHICO
    Right.

    MCGREGOR
    But, you have told me a specific way in which to carry it out. Now,
    usually
    people give a name and address and boom, boom, bang, bang, the deals
    done.
    But, for set instructions itÒs going to set you back aboutÅ 2 thou.

    CHICO
    42 000 bucks?

    MCGREGOR
    Hold on, IÒm not done.

    CHICO
    OkÅ

    MCGREGOR
    Now, I charge 200 bucks for just having this little conversation. But,
    I
    like you so itÒll only be 100. 42 100 so far.

    CHICO
    More?

    MCGREGOR
    You can chip in 50 bucks for bullets.

    CHICO
    50 bucks for bullets?

    MCGREGOR
    Hey, IÒm doing math here.

    CHICO
    Ok, ok. Sorry.

    McGregor adds on the napkin.

    MCGREGOR
    So, in total, you owe meÅ

    Chico waits for an answer.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    42 150.

    CHICO
    Well, I guess thatÒs a fair priceÅ.

    MCGREGOR
    Plus tax.

    CHICO
    What?

    MCGREGOR
    Hey, a manÒs gotta live!

    Chico sighs.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    IÒm just shitting down your throat!

    CHICO
    What?

    MCGREGOR
    IÒm joking!

    CHICO
    Oh, about the whole thing?

    MCGREGOR
    No, just about the tax part.

    Chico sighs again.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    The money must be in my hands by noon tomorrow.

    CHICO
    How do you want it?

    MCGREGOR
    Small, un-marked bills.

    CHICO
    Should I give it to you here?

    MCGREGOR
    Fuck no!

    Chico is startled by his snap.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    Just come by my pad.

    CHICO
    Where is that?

    MCGREGOR
    I call tomorrow with an address.

    CHICO
    Ok.

    Chico and McGregor smile.
    McGregor sticks out his hand.
    Chico shakes it.

    MCGREGOR
    Pleasure doing business, Chico.

    CHICO
    Yep.

    MCGREGOR
    By the way, who told you about me?

    CHICO
    YouÒre not going to believe me.

    MCGREGOR
    Try me. IÒm in a very believable mood tonight.

    CHICO
    Ok, well last night I got this call at the museumÅ

    INT. MUSEUM NIGHT
    Chico sits at a desk.
    He clears away some paper work.
    Suddenly, the phone rings.
    Chico picks it up.

    CHICO
    ChicoÒs desk.

    The voice on the other line is deep and powerful.

    VOICE ON OTHER LINE (O.S.)
    I hear your girlfriend is a lesbianÅ

    CHICO
    What?

    VOICE ON OTHER LINE (O.S.)
    What would you say that that problem could be solved?

    CHICO
    Who is this?

    VOICE ON OTHER LINE (O.S.)
    Tomorrow night, PercyÒs Bar. Ask for a man named McGregor. HeÒll help
    you
    with your problem.

    CHICO
    Hey how-

    The phone goes dead in ChicoÒs hands.
    He looks at the phone and then hangs up.
    He stares at his desk, contemplating the voiceÒs proposition.

    CHICO (V.O.)
    I didnÒt know what to make of it. I though the guy was crazy. But, at
    this
    point I was heart broken. I was willing to try anything. The guy phoned
    back
    a few minutes later and said that this McGregor would solve all of my
    problems. When I asked how he said you were a hit man. I came here not
    knowing what to expect. Did I really want my girlfriend and sister
    killed?

    INT. PERCYÒS BAR NIGHT

    McGregor listen to Chico.
    Chico snaps back to the present time and out of his flashback.

    CHICO
    Do you know who it was?

    MCGREGOR
    Yeah, I have a feeling.

    CHICO
    Who?

    MCGREGOR
    Just a friend. Business has been kinda slow lately. He follows guys
    with
    problems and phones them, telling them to look for me with answers.

    CHICO
    Oh.

    MCGREGOR
    DonÒt worry about it. Go home, go to sleep and donÒt think about it. Go
    out
    of town and when you come back, your problems will be solved.

    Chico smiles.

    CHICO
    Ok. Will do.

    Chico gets up from the booth and exits the bar.
    McGregor still sits at the booth, smoking a cigar and watching the
    strippers.

    EXT. FAT JOEÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    A red car drives into the parking lot of an apartment building.
    McGregor gets out and walks to the entrance of the apartment building.

    INT. FAT JOEÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    We see a wooden door.
    The number 34 is on it.
    McGregor pounds on it.
    Nothing.
    He pounds on it again.
    We hear a faint wheezing voice (Fat Joe).

    FAT JOE (O.S.)
    What the fuck? Who the fuck is it?

    MCGREGOR
    Open up you piece of shit!

    Suddenly, the door opens a crack.
    Fat Joe sticks his head out and puffs on a joint.

    FAT JOE
    The fuck you want?

    McGregor pushes the door open and bursts inside.
    He slams the door shut behind him.

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD NIGHT

    Fat Joe seems scared.
    McGregor walks towards him.

    MCGREGOR
    Sit down! Sit on the fucking couch.

    Fat Joe agrees and sits down on a couch in his apartment.
    He still smokes the joint.

    FAT JOE
    Hey man, you wanna blaze? I got a whole fucking wad of it-

    MCGREGOR
    Shut up, shut up! Do you know wht IÒm here?

    FAT JOE
    I have an idea.

    MCGREGOR
    Why do you do it?

    FAT JOE
    YouÒre my friend.

    MCGREGOR
    I donÒt give a shit! One of these days your gonna get caught and my ass
    will
    be in jail! Quit following people around!

    FAT JOE
    Hey, man I was just doing you a favor. I mean what the fuck?

    MCGREGOR
    Your favor is going to get you and me killed.

    FAT JOE
    Ok, IÒm sorry.

    McGregor sits down.
    Fat Joe lights up another joint, chain smoking.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    So, howÒs Camille?

    MCGREGOR
    Strung up as usual.

    FAT JOE
    Bummer.

    MCGREGOR
    Shut the fuck up! YouÒre the fucker who got her like that.

    FAT JOE
    Hey man, you need what you need.

    Long pause.
    Fat Joe stares at McGregor.
    McGregor stares at the ground.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    What do you need?

    EXT. FAT JOEÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    McGregor walks out of the apartment building.
    We can see that thereÒs a white bag in his hands.
    He gets in his red car and peels away.

    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    We are in a pitch-black room.
    Suddenly, we hear the sound of a door unlocking.
    A door is opened.
    Light pours from the hallway into the apartment.
    Chico walks in and flicks the light on.
    He walks into the kitchen and sees Pam, sitting at the kitchen table.
    She drinks a glass of milk.
    Chico stares at her.

    PAM
    Hey.

    CHICO
    Hey.
    Chico heads to the fridge and grabs a beer.

    PAM
    Where were you?

    Chico walks over to the counter and opens the beer.
    He leans against the counter.

    CHICO
    At the bar with Benny.

    PAM
    You went to the bar for beer and now youÒre going to have beer here.

    Chico shrugs his shoulders.

    CHICO
    What are you doing up?

    PAM
    Thinking.

    CHICO
    About?

    PAM
    The babyÒs name.

    Chico freezes.
    He holds a mouthful of beer and swallows.
    Pam stares at Chico and smiles.

    CHICO
    What?

    Pam looks at the full glass of milk.

    PAM
    The doctor called a few hours ago.

    CHICO
    What?

    PAM
    I told him I didnÒt want to know if it was a boy or a girl so he didnÒt
    tell
    me.

    CHICO
    Holy shit.

    Chico grabs a stool and sits down.
    He tries to think about the situation.

    CHICO (CONTÒD.)
    Is itÅ Is itÅ

    PAM
    ItÒs yours.

    CHICO
    Holy shit.

    PAM
    What do you think?

    CHICO
    What?

    PAM
    About the nameÅ

    CHICO
    Holy shit.

    INT. MCGREGORÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    We are an aerial view of a woman in bed (Camille).
    Camille, McGregorÒs wife is asleep in the bed.
    Suddenly, McGregor comes into frame and spoons her.
    Camille talks with her eyes closed.

    CAMILLE
    Any clients?

    MCGREGOR
    One.

    CAMILLE
    Good.

    MCGREGOR
    I guess.

    CAMILLE
    Guy or girl?

    MCGREGOR
    What difference does it make?

    CAMILLE
    Well, if itÒs a guy then they want her killed because sheÒs fucking
    somebody
    else. If itÒs a girl itÒs because she just hates him.

    McGregor smiles and kisses her cheek.

    MCGREGOR
    Guy.

    CAMILLE
    And?

    MCGREGOR
    SheÒs fucking somebody else.

    CAMILLE
    Ah-ah.

    Pause.
    Camille yawns.
    She still talks with her eyes closed.
    CAMILLE (CONTÒD.)
    How many people?

    MCGREGOR
    Two.

    CAMILLE
    Clean trail?

    MCGREGOR
    As a whistle.

    CAMILLE
    Good.

    Another pause.

    CAMILLE (CONTÒD.)
    How much?

    MCGREGOR
    42 150.

    CAMILLE
    Are you nuts? He wonÒt pay.

    MCGREGOR
    The deals been made.

    CAMILLE
    Holy shit.

    Pause.
    McGregor yawns and closes his eyes.

    CAMILE (CONTÒD.)
    I gotta see Fat Joe tomorrow.

    McGregor opens his eyes.
    He seems shocked by this.

    MCGREGOR
    What for?

    CAMILLE
    IÒm out.

    Camille reaches over and pulls and empty zip-loc bag into frame.
    McGregor looks at it.

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD NIGHT

    Joe lies on his bed.
    A scruffy, gold dog rests its head on his stomach.
    Joe smiles as he smokes a joint.

    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    Chico is sitting on the edge of a bathtub.
    He has the phone in his lap.
    He dials a phone number.
    It rings a couple of times.

    CHICO
    Hi. I need to confirm a test for Pamela McPherson.

    Pause.

    CHICO (CONTÒD.)
    Thanks.

    Long pause.

    CHICO (CONTÒD.)
    Ok thank you.

    Chico hangs up the phone.

    INT. CHICO AND PAMÒS BEDROOM NIGHT

    Chico stands in the doorframe, staring at his wife sleeping above the
    covers.
    Chico has a sad look on his face.
    He leaves the doorframe.

    INT. CHICOÒS DEN NIGHT

    Chico has a blanket and pillow.
    He lies on the couch and turns on the tv.
    He tries to fall asleep.

    INT. MCGREGORÒS APARTMENT DAY

    McGregor is at the breakfast table eating cereal.
    In the background we see Camille leave through the door.

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD DAY

    A shot of a dead corpse on the floor.
    Blood pours from his nose.
    Suddenly, thereÒs a knock at the door.

    FAT JOE (O.S.)
    Who is it?

    CAMILLE (O.S.)
    ItÒs C.

    Fat Joe stands over the body.
    His eyes go wide.

    FAT JOE
    Oh, how lovely!

    Fat Joe runs to the door and opens it.
    Camille smiles and steps in.

    CAMILLE
    How are you?

    FAT JOE
    Right as rain, and you?
    CAMILLE
    Dandy and randy!

    Camille sees the dead body.
    She throws her purse on the couch beside the corpse.

    CAMILLE (O.S.)
    WhoÒs he?

    FAT JOE
    Some strung out junkie.

    Camille sits on the couch.

    CAMILLE
    What happened?

    FAT JOE
    ItÒs a pretty interesting storyÅ

    TITLE CARD:
    ÓLast NightÅ

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD NIGHT

    A wooden door.
    The door is being pounded on from the other side.
    A man yells as he pounds and pounds.

    WHITE JUNKIE (O.S.)
    Hey! Hey! Man, open the door! Open the fucking door, heÒs dying man!

    Fat Joe walks up to the door and looks through the peephole.

    FAT JOE
    What?

    From the other side the man still yells.
    He sounds hysterical.

    WHITE JUNKIE (O.S.)
    He needs a hit! HeÒs fucking dying!

    FAT JOE
    This isnÒt a fucking hospital! Get out of my face!

    WHITE JUNKIE (O.S.)
    Jesus Christ! Just give us some stuff! Holy shit!

    Fat Joe still looks through the peephole.
    He thinks about what he should do.

    FAT JOE
    Fuck that shit!

    Suddenly, door is kicked open.
    A white junkie, dragging a black, bald junkie bursts in.
    The white junkie throws him onto the couch.

    WHITE JUNKIE
    Give him a fucking hit!

    FAT JOE
    Get him the fuck out of here!

    Fat Joe watches as the white junkie pulls a handgun out of his pants.
    The white junkie cocks it at Fat Joe, his eyes go fierce.

    WHITE JUNKIE
    You either help him, or you let him die right here on the couch. Now
    get the
    fucking stuff or I put a bullet through your fucking skull.

    Fat Joe gets on his hands and knees.

    WHITE JUNKIE (CONTÒD.)
    What the fuck?

    Fat Joe rips off a baseboard from the floor.

    FAT JOE
    IÒm getting the stuff.

    Fat Joe reaches deep inside the floor.
    He pulls out a bag of cocaine and throws it to the white junkie.
    The white junkie catches it and throws the handgun to the floor.
    The black junkie begins coughing and breathing hard.

    WHITE JUNKIE
    Hang in there, buddy! Hang in there!

    The junkie pours the coke on the glass coffee table and begins to make
    a
    line.
    Fat Joe watches.
    The junkie takes out a rolled up one-dollar bill and lifts the black
    junkieÒ
    s head into the straw.

    WHITE JUNKIE (CONTÒD.)
    Take it man, take it.

    The black junkie follows instructions and takes it.
    He lies back.
    The white junkie wipes sweat away and throws down the bill.
    Fat Joe looks into his bedroom.
    He sees another bag of white powder lying on the bed.
    Fat JoeÒs eyes go wide as he looks at the two bags.


    FAT JOE
    Oh fuck!

    WHITE JUNKIE
    What?

    FAT JOE
    I think he just took heroin.

    WHITE JUNKIE
    What the fuck you talking about?

    FAT JOE
    This morning I took the bag of coke from the floorboards and I hid the
    heroin there. I mustÒve forgot to hide the coke.

    The both look at the black junkie.
    He is passed out and his nose is bleeding badly.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    Oh shit! Is he dead?

    WHITE JUNKIE
    What the fuck do you think?

    The white junkie checks the black junkieÒs pulse.
    He feels it and then yells.

    WHITE JUNKIE (CONTÒD.)
    Oh fuck me!

    They booth look at each other.
    Then, they focus on the gun on the floor.
    Fat Joe dives for it and grabs the gun.
    He fires one shot, the bullet flies and hits the white junkie in the
    head.
    A flare of red behind him.
    The white junkie falls down, dead.
    Fat Joe still holds the gun up.

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD DAY

    Camille listens to Fat JoeÒs story.

    CAMILLE
    Jesus.

    FAT JOE
    I know.

    Camille looks around.

    CAMILLE
    WhereÒs the other guy?

    Fat Joe smiles a mischievous smile.

    EXT. ALLEY BEHIND FAT JOEÒS PAD DAY

    A garbage truck dumps a dumpster into its back.
    A garbage man watches.
    He sees the dead body of the white junkie tumble out of the dumpster.

    GARBAGE MAN
    Whoa! Whoa!

    The truck stops lifting.

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD DAY

    Fat Joe snaps out of it.

    FAT JOE
    AnywaysÅ WhatÒd you need?

    Camille takes out the empty zip-loc bag.
    She shows it to Fat Joe.

    CAMILLE
    I need a re-fill.

    INT. MCGREGOR AND PAMÒS APERTMENT DAY

    McGregor eats cereal.
    The phone rings.
    McGregor picks it up and answers with a mouthful of cereal.

    MCGREGOR
    Hello?

    (intercut between McGregor and Chico)

    Chico is on the other line.
    He sits on the couch in the den.

    CHICO
    McGregor?

    MCGREGOR
    Yeah. WhoÒs this?

    CHICO
    ItÒs Chico, from the barÅ

    MCGREGOR
    Oh yeah. Got the money?

    CHICO
    Not yet. Listen, I might not need what I wanted you to do now.

    MCGREGOR
    What?

    CHICO
    Listen, IÒll find out everything tonight and IÒll give you call.

    MCGREGOR
    Hold it.

    CHICO
    All call you tonight.

    (intercut ends)

    The phone goes dead in McGregorÒs hand.
    He is puzzled as he hangs up and continues to eat the cereal.

    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT DAY

    Chico sits on the couch.
    In the background we see Pam stick her out from the kitchen.

    PAM
    Honey?

    CHICO
    Yeah?

    PAM
    IÒm getting a few things from the store. Do you need anything?

    CHICO
    Mouthwash.

    PAM
    What kind?

    CHICO
    Green.

    PAM
    Ok.

    CHICO
    Love you.

    PAM (O.S.)
    Love you.

    We hear the door slam in the background.
    Chico gets up and walks briskly to the window.
    He watches Pam get into her car and drive away.

    EXT. APARTMENT PARKING LOT DAY

    Chico walks out of the building.
    He walks to the brown car and gets in.
    Chico drives away, following Pam.

    INT. STOP ÑN SHOP DAY

    Chico walks into a small grocery store.
    He is careful that Pam doesnÒt see him.
    Chico walks into an isle.
    He sees Pam and Fran in each otherÒs arms, laughing and picking out
    items
    for each other.
    Chico turns around the corner and slides to the floor.
    He sits down and puts his head in his hands.
    The people walking by see him and pull off strange expressions.

    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT DAY

    Chico walks into his apartment and throws the keys on the table.
    The keys skid and hit the floor.
    Chico doesnÒt care.
    He collapses onto the couch.
    He picks up the phone and feels it in his hands.

    CHICO (Inner Monologue)
    If I canÒt be happy with her, nobody will.

    Chico dials a few numbers and waits.

    CHICO
    Ok. IÒll get the money. Meet me at PercyÒs in an hour.

    Chico hangs up.

    INT. MCGREGOR AND CAMILLEÒS APARTMENT DAY

    McGregor hangs up the phone and gets back in the shower in which he got
    out
    of to answer the phone.

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD DAY

    Camille is at the door.
    Fat Joe sees her out.

    CAMILLE
    See ya, Joe.

    FAT JOE
    Real soon.

    Camille holds up the bag of white powder and shakes it.

    CAMILLE
    Sooner then you think.

    Fat Joe closes the door.

    INT. APARTMENT HALLWAYS DAY
    Camille turns around and sees a bulky man enter the apartment in front
    of
    Fat JoeÒs.
    They smile at each other.
    Camille blushes.

    BULKY MAN
    Hi.

    CAMILLE
    Hello?

    BULKY MAN
    Do you live here?

    CAMILLE
    No, no.

    Camille gestures to the door behind her.

    CAMILLE (CONTÒD.)
    Just visiting a friend.

    BULKY MAN
    Ah. Too bad.

    The bulky man enters his apartment and shuts the door.
    Camille walks down the hallway and exits the apartment.

    INT. PERCYÒS BAR DAY

    The bar is extremely quiet.
    Percy and McGregor sit at the booth from the night before.
    They talk about the job.

    MCGREGOR
    Let me ask you this: Why the hesitation?

    CHICO
    PamÒs pregnant.

    McGregor has little interest in this.

    MCGREGOR
    Yours?

    CHICO
    Yeah.

    MCGREGOR
    Jesus. Still?

    CHICO
    Yeah, hereÒs the money.

    Chico hands McGregor a paper bag.
    McGregor puts the paper bag beside him on the booth.

    MCGREGOR
    Still this weekend?

    CHICO
    Sure.
    MCGREGOR
    Ok.

    McGregor gets up with the paper bag and leaves the bar.
    Chico is alone with his thoughts.

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD DAY

    Fat Joe walks from the bedroom into the den.
    He smokes a joint, as usual.
    He sees that Camille has left her purse on the couch.

    FAT JOE
    Shit!

    Fat Joe runs for the phone and dials the numbers.
    He waits and then talks into the phone.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    Hi, Camille?

    Pause.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    Hi, itÒs Joe.

    Pause.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    Yeah, you left your purse here.

    Pause.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    Yeah.

    Pause.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    Ok, IÒll be here.

    Pause.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    Ok, see ya.

    Fat Joe hangs up the phone and returns to the bedroom.

    EXT. APARTMENT DAY

    We see Camille walk out of the apartment and get into her white car.
    She drives away just as McGregor in his red car pulls into the parking
    lot.
    McGregorÒs car stops and he gets out, grasping the paper bag.

    INT. MCGREGOR AND CAMILLEÒS APARTMENT DAY

    McGregor bursts in and has a happy tune in his voice.

    MCGREGOR
    Camille?

    Nothing.
    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    C?

    McGregor shrugs.

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD DAY

    Fat Joe leads Camille through his apartment.

    FAT JOE
    I want you to meet someone.

    They come out into the den.
    To CamilleÒs surprise she sees that the bulky man is sitting on the
    couch,
    holding her purse.
    Camille smiles.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    This is my friend, Tony.

    CAMILLE
    Hi.

    TONY
    Hi. Purse.

    Tony throws the purse to Camille.
    Camille catches it and laughs.

    FAT JOE
    He just moved in across from me last week.
    CAMILLE
    Really.

    Camille and Tony stare at each other with love in their eyes.

    CAMILLE (CONTÒD.)
    Well I better go.

    Camille turns around.
    Fat Joe stops her.

    FAT JOE
    CÒmon stay. Have a drink.

    Camille smiles.

    CAMILLE
    Ok.

    FAT JOE
    Great!

    He asks everybody what they want.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    Marguerites?

    They both nod their heads yes, still staring at each other.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    IÒll uhhh, IÒll leave you two alone for a while.

    Camille sits down on the couch beside Tony.

    TONY
    So, what kind of work do you do?

    CAMILLE
    Hair dresser, you?

    TONY
    I donÒt like to say.

    CAMILLE
    Oh cÒmon.

    TONY
    No, youÒll never speak to me again.

    CAMILLE
    PleaseÅ

    TONY
    Ok, please donÒt laugh.

    CAMILLE
    Ok.

    TONY
    Ok. You know that place downtown, The Manhole?

    CAMILLE
    The gay bar?

    Tony smiles.

    CAMILLE (CONTÒD.)
    Oh my god! You work there?

    TONY
    IÒm just a bartender.

    CAMILLE
    Are youÅ

    TONY
    NO! GOD NO!

    CAMILLE
    Ok, good.

    TONY
    I just work there.

    CAMILLE
    Yeah.

    Tony spots the wedding ring on CamilleÒs finger.

    TONY
    Married?

    Camille looks at the ring.

    CAMILLE
    UhhhÅ Well, yeah. Yes I am.

    Tony nods his head.

    CAMILLE (CONTÒD.)
    IÒm sorry. Was that inappropriate? Cause I was flirting with you a bit.
    Does
    that make me a bad person?

    TONY
    No, no, no. So you need a bit of freshness in your life. So what?

    CAMILLE
    Ok. Wow.

    TONY
    What?

    CAMILLE
    I canÒt believe you were ok with that.

    TONY
    Why?

    CAMILLE
    Well, if I were in the same situation with my husband he would be out
    the
    door already.

    TONY
    Well, IÒm not out the doorÅ YetÅ

    Camille giggles.
    Suddenly, the silence is broken when Fat Joe storms into the room.

    FAT JOE
    Can you fucking believe it? I have no fucking ice! YouÒll guys be ok
    here,
    alone?

    CAMILLE/TONY
    Sure.

    FAT JOE
    Ok, I wonÒt be long.

    Fat Joe leaves the apartment.

    Tony and Camille look at each other.

    TONY
    So, how do you know Joe?

    CAMILLE
    HeÒs my dealer. And my husbands best friend.

    TONY
    Dealer?

    CAMILLE
    Yeah, you knowÅ

    Suddenly, Camille and Tony begin making out.
    We donÒt know who initiated it.
    Camille pulls away.

    CAMILLE (CONTÒD.)
    I should really go.

    Camille gets up but Tony pulls her back to the couch.
    They begin kissing again.
    Tony puts his hand under her skirt and between her legs.
    They lie on top of each other.

    INT. MCGREGOR AND CAMILLEÒS APARTMENT DAY

    McGregor is eating a bag of chips and watching TV.

    ------FLASH BETWEEN SHOT OF MCGREGOR WATCHING TV AND CAMILLE/TONY
    MAKING
    LOVE------

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD DAY

    It is a few moments later.
    Camille and Tony are getting dressed.

    CAMILLE
    I really have to be going.

    TONY
    But, JoeÒs going top be back with the ice in like 5 minutes.

    CAMILLE
    IÒm sorry.

    Camille heads for the door.
    Tony runs after her.

    CAMILLE (CONTÒD.)
    IÒm really sorry. I would like to see you again, though.

    Tony smiles.

    TONY
    Yeah, sure. Come by anytime.

    Camille opens the door and begins to head out.

    TONY (CONTTÒD.)
    Camille?

    Camille turns around.

    CAMILLE
    Yeah?

    Tony grabs her arm and they begin kissing again.
    Camille moves her hand on his crotch.
    She finally leaves.

    CAMILLE (CONTÒD.)
    Bye.

    Camille leaves the apartment.
    Tony smiles and walks across the hall to his apartment.
    We stay in the hall for a long time.
    Then, Fat Joe comes back carrying a bag of ice.
    He enters the apartment.
    We here his voice.

    FAT JOE (O.S.)
    IÒm back.

    Pause.

    FAT JOE (O.S./CONTÒD.)
    Guys?

    GO TO BLACK SCREEN

    TITLE CARD:

    ÓPam And Fran

    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    Chico, Fran and Pam are sitting on the couch.
    Chico and Pam sit together, Pam sits across from them.

    SUBTITLE:

    ÓAfter The Dinner Party: A Few Nights Earlier

    They laugh after a joke is heard.

    CHICO
    Well, itÒs been fun, but I gotta go to the museum. ThereÒs a few things
    a
    have to look after.

    Chico gets up and kisses Pam on the mouth.
    He walks across the room and kisses Fran on the cheek.

    CHICO (CONTÒD.)
    Bye Fran.

    Chico leaves the room.

    FRAN
    Bye.

    CHICO (O.S.)
    Bye Pam.

    PAM
    Bye honey.

    Pam, Fran and the audience hear the door being shut.
    Pause.

    FRAN
    Well, itÒs late.

    Fran gets up.
    Pam follows.

    PAM
    Yeah it is.

    FRAN
    Thanks for having me over. YouÒre a lucky girl, ChicoÒs great.

    PAM
    He is isnÒt he?

    FRAN
    Yep. And youÒre a lucky woman.

    They look at each other in the eyes.
    They smile and blush.
    There is a pause.

    PAM
    WellÅ

    FRAN
    Do you mind if a use your bathroom for a minute?

    PAM
    Not at all, go right ahead.

    FRAN
    Thanks.

    INT. BATHROOM NIGHT

    Fran walks into the bathroom and locks the door behind her.
    She walks to the sink and straightens out her makeup.
    She looks at the shower rod and sees PamÒs panties hanging over them.
    Fran walks to the shower and pulls the panties of the rod.
    She holds them and then smells them.
    She closes her eyes in pleasure as she does this.
    Fran sits on the toilet and continues to smell them.

    EXT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    Pam is standing on the other side of the bathroom door.
    She looks through the keyhole.
    She sees Fran smelling her underwear.
    Pam smiles and closes her eyes.
    She knocks on the door.

    PAM
    Fran?

    FRAN (O.S.)
    Yeah.

    PAM
    Can you unlock the door?

    Pause.
    Pam hears the door unlocking.
    The door opens to reveal Fran with an inviting look on her face,
    Pam walks into the bathroom, she closes the door.

    INT. BATHROOM NIGHT

    Fran sits on the toilet.
    Pam kneels in front of her and begins to unzip her jeans.
    She slides them off with her underwear.
    Pam gets up and climbs on top of Fran.
    They begin kissing romantically.
    Pam takes of her shirt while Fran takes off PamÒs jeans the kiss even
    more
    romantically.

    EXT. APARTMENT NIGHT

    ChicoÒs brown car pulls into the parking lot.
    He gets out and sees the light in the bathroom on.
    He looks at it and sees Pam and Fran, naked and standing up.
    They kiss each other.
    ChicoÒs eyes go wide.
    He sees Fran slide down her body and out of the window frame.
    Pam raises her head and then looks down.
    Chico sits on the hood of his car and watches them with a horrified
    look on
    his face.
    It begins to rain.
    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT DAY

    Chico and Pam sit at the breakfast table.
    He stares at Pam.

    CHICO
    So, what time did Fran leave last night?

    PAM
    As soon as you left.

    CHICO
    Oh, really?

    PAM
    Yeah, she said she was tired.

    Chico smiles a fake smile.

    CHICO
    Good Ñol Fran.

    Pam smiles.

    PAM
    I really like her, Chico.

    CHICO
    Yeah, you two really hit it off, didnÒt you?
    PAM
    Yeah, we did.

    CHICO
    You two friends now?

    PAM
    I guess.

    CHICO
    Cool, cool.

    Chico stares at Pam.

    PAM
    What?

    CHICO
    Nothing, nothing. I just canÒt get over how beautiful you are.

    Chico reaches out to touch her face,
    She gets up and takes her mug and plate.
    ChicoÒs fake smile turns to a real frown.

    PAM
    I have to run to the liquor store today.

    CHICO
    Marry me?

    PAM
    What?

    CHICO
    Marry me.

    PAM
    ChicoÅ

    Chico has another smile.

    PAM (CONTÒD.)
    Not yet.

    CHICO
    WeÒve been living together for three years!

    PAM
    Chico, please donÒt do this.

    Pam leaves the room.
    Chico continues to eat his eggs.
    He thinks.

    INT. LIQUOR STORE DAY

    Pam walks up and down the isles of the store.
    She acts like nothing had happened the night before.

    INT. PERCYÒS BAR DAY
    Chico is sitting in the bar, talking to his friend (Jerry).

    CHICO
    ItÒs true.

    JERRY
    Holy shit.

    CHICO
    Can you fucking believe it? A fucking dyke!

    JERRY
    Well, if itÒs any consolationÅ I think itÒs pretty fucking cool.

    CHICO
    There wasnÒt any consolation to what you just said, Jerry.

    JERRY
    Well, let me put it this way: I think that Pam is pretty fucking hot. I
    also
    think that your sister is hot. And-

    CHICO
    Shut the fuck up, man. This is my girlfriend youÒre talking about here.

    JERRY
    IÒm just making things better.
    CHICO
    Wells, things arenÒt any better.

    JERRY
    Obviously.

    Pause.
    Jerry and Chico both drink their beer.

    JERRY (CONTÒD.)
    Holy shit.

    CHICO
    What?

    JERRY
    You know what I just though of?

    CHICO
    What?

    JERRY
    If you hadnÒt had a dinner party, this probably wouldnÒt have happened.

    Chico stares.
    He has a weird look on his face.
    He comes back to reality and takes a sip of his beer.

    CHICO
    IÒm going to pretend you never said that.

    Jerry laughs and eats some peanuts.
    The camera moves to the other side of the bar.
    We see Fat Joe, listening to Chico and JerryÒs conversation.
    He is careful to keep his head in the beer.

    JERRY
    Do you want my advice?

    CHICO
    Please.

    JERRY
    YouÒre not going to like it.

    CHICO
    Jerry, my girlfriend is a fucking lesbian! Please, any suggestionsÅ

    JERRY
    Ok, I didnÒt want it to come to this but here goes. One word:
    THREESOME.

    Chico stares at Jerry with a disgusting look.

    CHICO
    What the fuck is wrong with you?

    JEERY
    I told you, you werenÒt going to like it.

    CHICO
    First of all, Fran is my sister. Second of all, if Pam ever found out I
    knew, she would leave before you can say lesbo.

    JERRY
    Hey, IÒm just telling you to keep your options.

    CHICO
    Well, please keep your options to yourself.

    Pause.
    It looks like Jerry wants to say more.

    JEERY
    I remember this one time I found out my mom was a lesbian. Ho, ho, that
    was
    wild!

    Chico gets up.
    He canÒt take it anymore.

    CHICO
    All right.
    JERRY
    Hey, man. Where you going? Where are you going?

    Chico leaves the bar.
    The camera turns back to Fat Joe.
    He still sits there, shaking his head and laughing.

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD NIGHT

    Fat Joe is on the phone, he talks to Chico who is one the other line.

    FAT JOE
    I hear your girlfriend is a lesbianÅ

    Pause.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    What would you say that that problem could be solved?

    Another pause.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    Tomorrow night, PercyÒs Bar. Ask for a man named McGregor. HeÒll help
    you
    with your problem.

    Fat Joe hangs up the phone.
    He smiles and then his eyes go wide.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    Oh shit!

    He grabs the phone and we see him hit Óre-dial.
    The phone is lying open on the kitchen table in front of him.

    INT. MCGREGOR AND CAMILLEÒS APARTMENT DAY

    We are back to the present time.
    Camille comes into the apartment.

    MCGREGOR
    Camille?

    Camille comes into the den.

    CAMILLE
    Yeah?

    McGregor picks up the paper bag lying on the coffee table.
    He throws it back to Camille.
    Camille catches it and looks inside.

    CAMILLE (CONTÒD.)
    He paid.

    MCGREGOR
    Yep.

    Camille doesnÒt seem to care and throws it back.

    CAMILLE
    ThatÒs good.

    Camille leaves the room.

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD DAY

    Fat Joe is talking to Tony.

    TONY
    It worked.

    FAT JOE
    Good.

    TONY
    She is sooooo hot.

    FAT JOE
    Listen, her husband is my friend. I kind of feel guilty about this
    whole
    thing. If you two are still going to see each other, donÒt do it so
    often.
    He comes here quite a bit, just be careful.

    TONY
    No problem.

    FAT JOE
    Good.
    They give each other high-fives.
    Pause.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    You want a hit, or something?

    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    Chico and Pam have just gone to bed.
    She rolls over and talks to Chico.

    PAM
    All packed?

    CHICO
    No. I havenÒt even started. IÒll get packing tomorrow.

    As he says this, Chico has a strange expression on his face.

    PAM
    WhatÒs the matter?

    CHICO
    Nothing.

    Pam sees he doesnÒt want to be disturbed and rolls over again.
    She turns off the desk lamp.
    Chico lies with his eyes open.

    BLACK SCREEN
    TITLE CARD:

    ÓWednesday

    INT. MCGREGOR AND CAMILLEÒS APARTMENT DAY

    McGregor is sitting at the breakfast table.
    Camille comes in and sits down beside him.

    MCGREGOR
    Good morning.

    CAMILLE
    Good morning.

    Camille doesnÒt look up.

    INT. APARTMENT BUILDING DAY

    We are in the hallway of Fat JoeÒs building.
    We see Camille turn the corner and walk down the hallway.
    She comes down the hallway and knocks on TonyÒs door.
    After a few moments Tony opens the door.
    They stare at each other and then Camille walks in.
    The door closes.
    Moments later Fat Joe comes out of his apartment, eating an apple and
    smoking a joint.
    He shakes his head and goes back into his house.

    BLACK SCREEN

    TITLE CARD:
    ÓMcGregor Finds Out

    We hear the ringing of a phone.

    INT. MCGREGORÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    McGregor is sitting on the couch, reading a newspaper.
    He reaches over and picks up the phone.

    MCGREGOR
    Yeah?

    We hear Fat JoeÒs voice on the other line.

    FAT JOE (O.S.)
    McGregor, itÒs Joe.

    MCGREGOR
    Oh. Hey.

    FAT JOE (O.S.)
    We need to talk.

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD NIGHT

    McGregor sits on the couch in Fat JoeÒs apartment.
    Fat Joe stands in front of him.
    This time, Fat Joe is not smoking a joint.

    FAT JOE
    Ok, I need to tell you something. Well, actually I need to confess
    something. Well, I actually have to do both.

    MCGREGOR
    Ok.

    FAT JOE
    Ok. This guy moved in across the hall from me, his name is Tony.

    McGregor listens.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    Ok, a few days ago Camille came by for her daily fixÅ

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD DAY

    It is a few days ago.

    SUBTITLE:
    ÓA Few Days Ago

    We see Camille just leaving.
    Fat Joe sees her out.

    FAT JOE (V.O.)
    Now, I knew the guy that moved in across from me. When C left, Tony
    came in.

    All of the sudden Tony bursts in on Joe.

    TONY
    Joe! Joe!

    FAT JOE
    What the fuck?

    Tony seems out of breath.

    TONY
    Who was that girl that left just now?

    FAT JOE
    Camille? SheÒs here all the time. Why?

    Tony collapses on the couch and looks in the air.

    TONY
    I think IÒm in love.

    FAT JOE
    What the fuck are you talking about, man?

    TONY
    She is the hottest chick IÒve ever seen.

    FAT JOE
    Are you serious?

    TONY
    Dead serious.

    FAT JOE
    SheÒs married, man.

    TONY
    Fuck! ThatÒs what she told me. To who?

    FAT JOE
    Does it matter?

    TONY
    WellÅ

    FAT JOE
    HeÒs a bad mother-fucker. He kills people for a living!

    TONY
    Shit!

    Tony gets up and starts pacing around the room.

    TONY (CONTÒD.)
    I have to see her again.

    FAT JOE
    Well, itÒs not going to happen.

    Fat Joe blazes up another joint.

    TONY
    If we worked together, we could make her forget about that asshole.

    Fat Joe looks puzzled.

    FAT JOE
    No fucking way.

    TONY
    CÒmon man. One favor

    FAT JOE
    Do you know what would happen if he ever found out? HeÒd fucking kill
    me.

    TONY
    Please.

    FAT JOE
    IÒll introduce you two.

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD NIGHT

    McGregor looks mad.

    MCGREGOR
    Did they meet?

    Fat Joe is reluctant to say an answer.

    FAT JOE
    Yeah.

    McGregor looks extremely pissed off.

    MCGREGOR
    You set them up?

    FAT JOE
    Hey, hey, hey! I wonÒt go as far as saying that.

    MCGREGOR
    Did they fuck?

    FAT JOE
    Since that day, a couple of times.

    McGregor stands up and moves to the window.
    He stands and stares.

    FAT JOE (CONTÒD.)
    Now, McGregor, IÒm only telling you this because youÒre my friend and I
    feel
    guilty.

    MCGREGOR
    You should feel guilty.

    McGregor reaches for a lamp on a small end table.
    Fat Joe walks forward.

    FAT JOE
    You ok?

    McGregor swings with the lamp.
    The lamp connects with Fat JoeÒs face.
    We see Fat JoeÒs jaw snap.
    He falls down and hits his head on the glass coffee table.
    The back of his head comes down with a thud.
    Blood begins to flow away from his body.
    The glass coffee table shatters.
    McGregor stands with the lamp in hand.

    INT. TONYÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    We see the door of TonyÒs apartment, closed.
    Suddenly, it flies open.
    McGregor stands there, holding the lamp.
    He walks in and sees that all of the lights are out.
    McGregor carries the lamp and wanders throughout the house.
    He notices that nobody is home.
    McGregor spots a pair of panties strung over the couch.
    He walks over to them and picks them up.

    INT. FAT JOEÒS PAD NIGHT

    We see the horrified face of Fat Joe.
    His eyes are wide open.
    There is a huge pile of blood that flows from his body.
    McGregor sits on the couch, smoking a cigar.
    We stares at the lifeless body of Fat Joe.

    MOMENTS LATERÅ

    McGregor is wrapping Fat Joe in a blanket.
    He wipes up all of the blood off the floor.
    He throws the towel that he used for the blood in the garbage.
    McGregor walks over and starts to drag Fat JoeÒs body towards the door.
    He slings him over his shoulder and walks out of the room.

    EXT. ALLEY BEHIND FAT JOEÒS PAD NIGHT

    ItÒs pouring rain.
    McGregor is hauling the wrapped up corpse of Fat Joe.
    He walks to a dumpster and dumps the corpse in.
    He looks around to make sure nobody is watching.
    McGregor runs out of the alley.
    He gets into his car and drives away.

    INT. MCGREGOR AND CAMILLEÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    McGregor walks into the apartment.
    He is soaking wet.
    He turns on a lot of the lights and then heads for the kitchen.
    McGregor opens a beer and starts to drink.
    He stops when he hears a strange noise.
    He walks over to the window and peers through the window.
    McGregor sees, through the rain, the silhouette of Tony, climbing down
    the
    fire escape.
    McGregor walks over and sits on the couch, Camille walks out.

    CAMILLE
    Hi honey.

    McGregor doesnÒt say anything.

    CAMILLE (CONTÒD.)
    Where did you go?

    MCGREGOR
    Over to Fat JoeÒs for a moment.

    CAMILLE
    Oh really?

    MCGREGOR
    Yeah, he had to tell me something.

    CAMILLE
    What did he tell you?

    MCGREGOR
    Oh nothing.

    Camille seems a little uneasy.
    She walks into the kitchen.
    McGregor stares at the blank tv set.

    BLACK SCREEN

    TITLE CARD:

    ÓFriday: Chico Leaves Town

    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT DAY

    Chico stands at the kitchen counter.
    Pam comes in and greets him.

    PAM:
    All ready?

    CHICO
    I think so.

    PAM
    So, when are you expected back?

    CHICO
    IÒd say by about Tuesday.

    PAM
    Ok.

    Pam comes by and kisses him on the neck.

    PAM (CONTÒD.)
    I love you.

    CHICO
    Me too.

    Pam heads to the fridge and begins to root through.

    PAM
    Do you need a hand out with the bags?

    CHICO
    No, IÒll be all right.

    PAM
    Ok. Waiting for your cab?

    CHICO
    Yeah.

    Pause.
    Suddenly, we hear a buzzing noise.
    Chico leaves the kitchen.

    PAM
    Have a nice trip.

    CHICO (O.S.)
    Ok.

    Pam is alone in the kitchen.

    INT. MCGREGOR AND CAMILLEÒS APARTMENT DAY

    McGregor walks to the door.
    He puts on a jacket and leaves.

    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT DAY

    Pam walks over to the phone.
    She dials a couple of numbers.

    PAM
    Fran? ItÒs Pam.

    Pause.

    PAM (CONTÒD.)
    Yeah, heÒs gone.

    Pause.

    PAM (CONTÒD.)
    Yeah sure come over right now.

    Pause.

    PAM (CONTÒD.)
    Ok. Bye.

    Pam hangs up the phone and runs to her bedroom.
    At this time in the film a daunting sad theme plays until noted to
    stop.

    EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING DAY

    McGregor gets out of the building and into his car.
    He drives away.
    As he pulls out of the building TonyÒs car pulls in.
    TonyÒs car drives up to the building and he gets out.
    Tony runs to the building, carrying a paper bag.

    EXT. HIGHWAY DAY

    We see a sea of yellow taxicabs grid locked.
    The camera focuses on one.
    Chico is sitting in back with a sad look on his face.

    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT DAY

    The camera is mounted in the hallway.
    Pam emerges from the bedroom in sexy lingerie.
    She only wears her undergarments.
    The doorbell rings.
    Pam gets on an inviting position on the bed.

    PAM
    ItÒs open!

    Fran walks in wearing a trench coat.

    FRAN
    Where are you?
    PAM (O.S.)
    In the bedroomÅ

    Fran walks into the bedroom.
    She smiles as she sees Pam lying on the bed.
    Fran drops her trench coat to reveal her naked body.
    We donÒt see her from the front.

    INT. MCGREGOR AND CAMILLEÒS APARTMENT DAY

    The camera is focused on a bottle of wine on the kitchen table.
    It moves to the den to reveal Tony and Camille kissing on the couch.
    Camille takes his hand and leads him into the bedroom.
    They close the door.

    INT. RICK MINELLIÒS PLACE DAY

    McGregor sits at the foot of the desk.
    He talks to his weapon supplier, Rick Minelli.

    MCGREGOR
    All I need is a shotgun.

    RICK
    ThatÒs it?

    MCGREGOR
    ThatÒs it.

    Rick thinks for a bit.

    RICK
    Ok. Curly will show you to my cache.

    Rick points to a fat bald man standing behind him.
    McGregor gets up and follows Curly out of the office.

    INT. AIRPLANE DAY

    Chico sits in the plane.
    He still has a sad look on his face.

    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT DAY

    Fran comes out of the bedroom, she clutches her trench coat.
    Fran runs out of the apartment, she tip toes as she does this.

    INT. MCGREGOR AND CAMILLEÒS APARTMENT DAY

    Tony kisses Camille at the door.
    Tony smiles and then leaves.

    INT. RICK MINELLIÒS PLACE DAY

    Curly hands McGregor a pump-action shotgun.
    McGregor looks at he loads it and smiles.

    MCGREGOR
    ThisÒll be fine.

    BLACK SCREEN
    TITLE CARD:

    ÓDown with Tony, Fran and Pam (And Camille)

    INT. CAMILLE AND MCGREGORÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    McGregor sits at the edge of the bed.
    He looks back at his sleeping wife.
    McGregor gets up and walks over to the closet.
    He picks up the shotgun and holds against his wifeÒs head.
    McGregor pulls the trigger.
    His wifeÒs head explodes and the entire bedroom is covered in blood.

    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    Pam and Fran lie in each otherÒs arms as they watch a movie on tv and
    eat
    popcorn.

    EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING NIGHT

    McGregorÒs car pulls into the parking lot.
    McGregor gets the shotgun out of his trunk and runs into the building.

    INT. TONYÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    Tony is smoking a joint.
    He stares at a blank tv set.
    Suddenly, McGregor bursts in and runs up to Tony with the shotgun.
    He aims it at his head.
    Tony doesnÒt seem to care.

    TONY
    Holy shit.

    MCGREGOR
    Do you know a girl by the name of Camille?

    TONY
    What?

    MCGREGOR
    Camille! Fucking Camille!

    TONY
    Oh, oh sure. How the fuck is she?

    MCGREGOR
    Do you know who I am?

    TONY
    No.

    MCGREGOR
    IÒm her husband.

    TONY
    Oh sh-

    McGregor pulls the trigger.
    The bullet hits Tony in the face.

    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT NIGHT
    McGregor bursts in.
    The two girls scream and jump up.
    McGregor runs towards the girls who are still screaming.

    MCGREGOR
    Shut up, shut up!

    The girls calm down as they see the shotgun aimed at him.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    Now. You two are going to die.

    The girls scream and start to cry again.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    Shut the fuck up!

    The girls calm down again.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    LetÒs go to the bedroom.

    Moments laterÅ

    We are in the bedroom.
    McGregor sits in a chair in front of the bed.
    Pam and Fran sit on the bed, scared out of their wits.
    McGregor lights a cigarette.

    MCGREGOR
    Which one of you is Pam?
    Pam raises her hand.

    PAM
    I am.

    MCGREGOR
    Ok. So, you must be Fran.

    Fran nods her head.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    Ok. IÒm not going to kill you.

    The two girls sigh in relief.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    You need to kill each other.

    The girls seem frightened again.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    Pam, take the pillow behind you.

    Pam and Fran seem to be crying.
    Pam reluctantly takes the pillow.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    Good. Fran, lie on the bed.

    Fran lies on the bed, reluctantly.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    Smother her.

    Pam doesnÒt move.
    Fran cries.
    McGregor loads the shotgun.
    Pam puts the pillow on her face, killing Fran.
    Fran struggles put Pam continues to hold the pillow on her face.
    Pam seems to cry.
    Finally, after a few seconds, FranÒs arms are motionless.
    Pam takes the pillow off FranÒs head.
    She cries hysterically.
    McGregor smiles and stands up.
    He walks over and raises the lifeless body of Fran and props her up.
    He puts the shotgun in her hand and aims it at the beautiful face of
    Pam.
    Pam cries and closes her eyes.
    McGregor puts down the shotgun and sighs.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    Chico never said how beautiful you were.

    Pam opens her eyes and stares at McGregor.
    She smiles at him, he smiles at her.

    INT. MCGREGOR AND CAMILLEÒS APARTMENT NIGHT

    McGregor leads Pam in his apartment.
    He puts the shotgun on the kitchen table.
    They head for the bedroom.
    McGregor stops her.

    MCGREGOR (CONTÒD.)
    LetÒs go on the couch.

    BLACK SCREEN

    TITLE CARD:

    ÓEpilogueÅ

    EXT. AIRPORT DAY

    We see Chico standing outside the airport.
    He waits for a cab.

    SUBTITLE:

    ÓTuesday

    A cab pulls in front of Chico.
    Chico gets in.

    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT DAY

    Chico bursts into his apartment.
    He throws his bags in the corner and walks over to the kitchen.
    He gets a beer and walks to the bedroom.
    Chico stops dead when he sees the lifeless body of Fran, lying on his
    bed.
    His eyes go wide.

    Moments laterÅ
    Chico is frantically searching a drawer he gets a whit card out.
    On the card is a phone number.
    Chico picks up the phone and dials with a crazy look in his eyes.
    There is no answer.
    He slams the phone down and goes back to the bedroom.
    He stares at his dead sister.

    Moments laterÅ

    Chico is standing by the phone.
    He runs over to the phone book and searches under ÓM.
    He finds the last name McGregor and matches it with the phone number.
    Chico copies the address down.

    INT. MCGREGOR AND CAMILLEÒS APARTMENT DAY

    Chico walks into McGregorÒs apartment.
    He hears moans coming from the couch.
    Chico looks over and sees the shotgun, lying on the kitchen table.
    He grabs it and reloads it.
    Chico walks over to the couch and before McGregor or Pam can do
    anything he
    shoots both of them twice.
    The living room is filled with blood.
    The camera pans over to the apartment next door.

    INT. APARTMENT NEXT DOOR DAY

    An elderly man has his ear to the wall.
    He listens carefully.
    His wife listens next to him.

    ELDERLY MAN
    What the heck was that?

    HIS WIFE
    It sounded like a gun.

    ELDERLY MAN
    Call the cops, Nora.

    Nora leaves the wall and walks out of frame.
    The camera pans back in the other apartment.
    Chico stares at the two lovers.
    He sits on the couch between them.
    Chico then lies on PamÒs stomach.
    He gets up and throws the shotgun across the room.
    Chico leaves.

    INT. APARTMENT HALLWAY DAY

    Chico walks down the hallway of the building.
    He sees three cops heading towards him.
    He tenses.
    The cops walk right past him.
    Chico sighs with relief and jogs out of the building.

    EXT. ALLEY NIGHT

    We see Chico dragging FranÒs lifeless body to the dumpster.
    He throws her body in a dumpster and walks away.

    INT. CHICOÒS APARTMENT DAY
    Chico eats cereal.
    It is the next day.
    Suddenly, there is a knock on the door.
    Chico walks to the door and opens it.
    We donÒt see the people on the other side of the door.

    MANÒS VOICE (O.S.)
    Good morning. IÒm Detective McKnight and heÒs Detective Munroe, may we
    come
    in?

    CHICO
    Sure.

    Chico holds the door open as the two detectives walk in.

    Moments laterÅ

    Chico is sitting on the couch as Det. McKnight talks to him and Det.
    Munroe
    sits in the background.

    MCKNIGHT
    Did you happen to know the whereabouts of your girlfriend last night?

    CHICO
    My girlfriend? Why, did something happen?

    MCKNIGHT
    Can you please answer the question?

    CHICO
    No. I was out of town and I just came back last night. I was really
    tired
    and I didnÒt know where she was so I though nothing of it.

    MCKNIGHT
    I see. Well, yesterday morning we found your girlfriend shot to death
    at
    some guyÒs apartment?

    CHICO
    What?

    MCKNIGHT
    Do you know if she couldÒve been having an affair with this man?

    CHICO
    No, no. She was a very ahh-

    The police wait for a response.

    CHICO (CONTÒD.)
    IÒm sorry I canÒt do this right now.

    MCKNIGHT
    We understand.

    McKnight is about to leave.
    Munroe spots the open phone book and the phone number.

    MUNROE
    McKnight!

    MCKNIGHT
    What?

    MUNROE
    Look at this.

    McKnight walks over to Munroe.
    Chico watches them.
    We canÒt hear them talk.
    McKnight walks over to Chico again.

    MCKNIGHT
    This McGregorÅ Who is he?

    CHICO
    Oh, uhhhhhÅ

    MCKNIGHT
    This is the address of the guy that was shot yesterday. Do you have
    something to do with this?

    CHICO
    What?

    INT. POLICE STATION DAY

    We see a montage of Chico getting fingerprinted.
    Then, Munroe slaps a file on a desk.

    MUNROE
    His fingerprints match the ones found on the shotgun.

    MCKNIGHT
    Jesus Christ!

    INT. INTERROGATION ROOM DAY

    McKnight interrogates Chico.

    MCKNIGHT
    We got you for double homicide. I want the entire story.

    CHICO
    The entire story?

    MCKNIGHT
    Every word.

    CHICO
    Ok. It started when invited my sister to have dinner with my girlfriend
    and
    me. I left them alone and they becameÅ together.
    MCKNIGHT
    You meanÅlesbians.

    CHICO
    Yeah. Well, I was heartbroken. I hired a hit man, McGregor, to kill my
    sister and my girlfriend when I was out of town so I would have an
    alibi. I
    came home and saw he only killed one.

    MCKNIGHT
    WhereÒs your sister?

    CHICO
    I dumped her in the dumpster behind my building.

    MCKNIGHT
    Jesus.

    CHICO
    I had no idea where my girlfriend was so I went to McGregorÒs I found
    them
    there and I killed them both.

    MCKNIGHT
    What about the woman in the bedroom?

    CHICO
    What woman in the bedroom?

    The image quickly flashes to CamilleÒs bloody corpse on the bed and
    then
    back to the room.

    MCKNIGHT
    The dead woman in McGregorÒs bed.

    CHICO
    I had nothing to do with that.

    McKnight rubs his eyes and sighs.

    MCKNIGHT
    So, out of this entire ordeal, youÒre the only one that isnÒt dead?

    CHICO
    Yep.

    MCKNIGHT
    Holy shit.

    INT. JAIL HOUSE DAY

    The camera begins to pan past a number of jail cells.
    The camera focuses on one and becomes to zoom in.
    It dollys into the cell to reveal Chico, lying in the bottom bunk.
    He looks up at the other bunk and smiles as he carves something into
    the
    steel.
    The camera moves up to reveal the following carved into the steel of
    the
    bunk beds:

    AmErICan LovE

    ThE END

    I lOYEd PAM

    Then, the song ÓTHE SAME OLD SONG blares.
    The screen goes black and the following title card appears:

    WRITTEN AND DIRECTED
    BY
    MATTHEW OROBKO

    The rest of the credits appear as the song blares.

    THE END.

    ©2002